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it's late, im tired, im mildly pissed at Dream, let's revisit some of the youtubers that brought me back into minecraft in 2017 shall we?

-i think one of the funniest things to me is people finding out about Jack and Wilbur's friendship and the origins of it because it's how i was introduced to Wilbur and it's also the funniest fucking thing

-like Wilbur literally was this cryptic and creepy editor for Jack for like 3 months and lemme tell you it was a wild fucking ride

-first video that's part of a short playlist, at least watched one of the videos im begging you:

https://youtu.be/cjcmTtLW6yc

-"i haven't touched that shit [minecraft] since 2012" *crying* he's come so far

-also people being surprised or whatever over how lowkey psychotic can be is also really fucking funny to me because that's literally all i've known him as jdjfkshgkfdjs

-also also when people were freaking out over the DreamSMP war was also really funny to me cuz i was just sitting back and relaxing through my 3rd minecraft war (Hermitcraft Civil War, Crazycraft War, and Harmony Hollow Vampire vs Hunters War :'))

-Jack and Tommy canonically know each other (source: Tommy has replied to Jack on twitter and they have tweeted back several times plus Tommy has mentioned Jack before) so a collab between those two would be actually so interesting

-Jack and Scott's (Smajor/Dangthatsalongname) relationship back in the Harmony Hollow days reminds me of Tommy and Wilbur's relationship nowadays

-Lizzie (LDShadowLady) and Wilbur are surprisingly alike in that they're both very charming murderers

-Jack's content is genuinely so funny tho because his main channel (Jacksucksatlife) is mainly about him collecting as many youtube play buttons as possible and i just:

-that's barely even half of them, he's got a diamond one too ;-;

-HEY! do you like music? do you like minecraft? do you like accidental cryptids who never upload? then you'll certainly enjoy TheOrionSound! (aka Oli who hasn't upload in 5 months, please come back we miss you ;-;)

-*realizes that in all 4 minecraft wars i've sat through all of them have The Furry in them* ಠ_ಠ

-Callum in the Crazycraft war (hell he was even the leader of one side), Ren in the Hermitcraft War, Callum again in the Vampire War, and Fundy in the DreamSMP war

-conclusion: furries are the reason we have war

-Callum walked so Eret could run

-Dream: *hits 10 mil*
Jack, sitting in his room filled with fraud play buttons: Pathetic.

-im just now realizing what a fucking acid trip the Harmony Hollows series was (at least from Jack's POV)

-the man's house was this weird hobo boat, he became a vampire, accidentally proposed to Callum, started a rivalry with Scott, upgraded to a vampire mansion, built a pet graveyard cuz he killed so many, learned astral magic, had a war, got married to Callum...

yooooooo ya'll remember EthanGamerTV? :O