this fanfic is first of all, not on the internet (thank god) and second of all, it's 36 pages long...

aND NO IM NOT SHOWING YOU GUYS THE FIC THIS IS JUST AN OUT OF CONTEXT REACTION I WILL DIE BEFORE I EVER LET THIS FIC SEE THE LIGHT OF DIEHJGFDKSL

-oh god it was a self-insert i forgot how "cool" i tried to make myself

-WHO THE FUCK IS WILL????? IT THINK IT'S KIINGTONG BUT IM NOT SURE???

-everything's moving to fast holy shit

-i think they just committed sexual assault wtf younger me why did you think this was cool-

-OH AND NOW THERE'S JUST A RANDOM ROBBER WHAT'S HAPPENING

-ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE IN AN APARTMENT SO HOW IS THE ROBBER JUST SPIDERMAN-CLINGING TO THE WALL?????

-oh wow it's not even a robber it's just a dude with a baseball bat ready to murder an entire room-full of adults okay-

-the characters btw are Jacksucksatlife, Seapeekay (Callum), Dangthatsalongname/Smajor1995 (Scott), Kiingtong maybe?? (Will), Stacyplays, PhoenixGG2 (Nicola), and my OCs/self-inserts Violet and Summer

-WHY IS EVERYONE'S REACTION IMMEDIATELY TO GRAB KNIVES????

-rip Stacy she fucking died-

-"exhausted limbs" BITCH YOU'VE BEEN MOVING FOR 2 SECONDS HOW OUT OF SHAPE ARE YOU????

-Jack why is your reaction to this "how dare this guy try to murder us"????

-THE MURDER-ROBBER DUDE JUST JUMPED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW TO ESCAPE DID HE JUST FUCKING DIE??????

-two more characters i forgot about: Delphron and 8bitdylan (Dylan)

-damn the police got there pretty quick, 'specially considering they're in an apartment and this is in america-

-some shit at the hospital happened and fuckin Violet is being way too much of a mary-sue dear god

-WTF SHE'S SUCH A JERK WHY'RE THESE GUYS STILL FRIENDS WITH HER

-AND SUMMER WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "ANYWAYS YA'LL ARE PATHETIC" THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS??????????

-fun fact: Scott is actually gay but of course i chose him to be the one in a straight relationship (with Violet of course) i cant with this

-this was written a year ago please bear with me i've gotten better at writing it swear-

-mkay what the fuck (first bit is from Violet's POV btw):

-it switches POV so much ohmygod

-scott asked violet about her fanart and she said "thanks, i saw one kinda like it on the internet and wanted to do it differently" hunny i think that's plagiarizing????

-YOUNGER ME ARE YOU OKAY?????

-oh god it's like "My Immortal" all over again-

-YOUNGER ME STOP SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH SCOTT GODDAMN IT IT'S NOT EVEN WELL WRITTEN

-why is callum crying what the fuck-

-context: violet's talking to herself:

-there are stupid author's notes like this sprinkled in everywhere i hate this

-HJFDKSLJFKDGHFJLSFK SCOTT WHY:

-yeah you should be scared you prick now get her to the psyche ward goddamn it

-god i hate myself:

-i'd like to note that i didn't even make this as a crackfic at the time, this was my fucking magnus opus and honestly now it can burn and die

-im sorry callum did what?:

-i forgot how much i used to love the Loud House damn-

-"why the crap" bruh moment

-bruh 3 pancakes aint that much how little of an appetite do the rest of ya'll have stop pancake shaming callum-

-god do ya'll remember DVR?

-never say this again younger me or i will kill you

-fanfic: *says the word foxy*
me: *five nights at freddy's flashbacks*

-WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR LIVING SITUATION IT'S SO CROWDED????

-there's like 4 people per room, 2 bunks per room, and 4 DESKS PER ROOM????? HOW DOES ANY OF THIS FIT???

-oh nvm they live in london wait but then why were concerned about the robber guy having a gun aren't guns illegal in london????

-(context: they're ice-skating) this would be cute it you didn't add the face Aim:

-Delphron and Dylan are actually engaged IRL (idk if they married yet) so im allowed to make them as gay as possiblehfjkdlsfjkhgjs

-not related but fun fact: i used to write in like font 26 cuz i thought the words were too small :') (this was years ago btw, i was like 9 forgive me-)

-ice skating a great idea for fluffy moments why did i ever throw away this idea-

-an old lady asked violet for a dollar, violet gave her a dollar, the woman gave her 3 candies, violet callum and dylan (aka the bottomshjfkdhgdks) took the candies, and then they turned into children????

-what's happening-

-no child speaks like this wtf:

-child AU is also a great idea why did i ever throw these away-

-she a little confused but she got the spirit:

-honey you dont just "turn gay" that's not how it works-

-"You guys are okay with gay people? I would think most kids aren't" wow thank god i never published this anywhere-

-WHAT 9 YEAR OLD SAYS "HELL NO"?????

-why does a 9 year old know what a 60s popstar looks like wtf-

-NO CHILD USES THE WORD "HENCE"HJFGDKJSHGJS

-"should we tell our fans they've been turned into kids?" NO WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA????

-excuse violet are you okay:

-this is really just my version of "My Immortal" dear god-

-"i ship mini violet with little callum and dylan" wow look how about no-

-oh right this was back when i wanted to actually commit not living i forgot about that-

-oKAY BUT WHY DOES A 9 YEAR OLD KNOW WHAT CUTTING IS????

-i would say it's over.... but it's not -.-' i wrote even more on a separate doc cuz i got bored and wanted to write all the cool action scenes instead

-ITS 19 PAGES OHMYGOD

-ah yes, this skips to later in the year when Dylan, Delphron, and Will (maybe more??) had moved out the apartment and now ItsFunneh and the rest of the Krew (Rainbow, Gold, Lunar, and Draco) have moved in :')

-except i used their real names and called them Kat, Kim, Betty, Wenny, and Allen okay then-

-hfjdklgjkhgdf i forgot about this:

-then they all get knocked out by some gas from a smoke machine-

-OKAY TO EXPLAIN at the time (i was 12) i thought i had some demon/ghost haunting me that was the embodiment of all my negative thoughts and she had like 3 friends who also were negative bitches but some times they were nice to me and like????

-im now thinking this was my edgy phase-

-Luna (the ghost demon thing) literally just looks like Laurenzside bruh-

-fuck i was such an edgy wannabe dear god-

-Dawn you're the worst excuse of a villain bruh-

-oh no the drama /s:

-the fucking words in italics btw are "luna speaking to violet" which makes me want to commit die even more-

-roll credits (god i wish-)

-i keep switching between calling them spirits and demons, which one are they young Aim?

-possession AU is also a great idea what the fuck why did i forget all of these-

-oh right luna has gray eyes cuz she's dIfFeRenT-

-Luna, Celine, Noir, and Midnight are the demons and honestly i could probably revamp them into proper OCs (except for Noir who can go burn in a hole-)

-oh and then Luna fucking stabbed Dawn good job i guess-

-i swear like a sailor compared to back then, i used to be scared of saying the words hell and crap let alone fuck

-in this fanfic, violet (who's literally just me) has "biscuit" and "half-baked muffin" as insults and used the ಠ_ಠ, ohmygod i really was just Bad but trying to be edgy-

-bruh:

-unnecessary exposition and self-diagnosed depression, how great

-jack, my depressed what? you need to finish your sentences-:

-OH OKAY THEN THAT'S QUITE SUDDEN:

-WHY DOES SCOTT SQUEAK SO MUCH

-violet trying to pull some bullshit about wishes yeah okay Aim just admit you watched Star Darlings you brat-

-oh god the author's note i hate it:

-LIKE THE WRITING ITSELF IS OKAY BUT THE PARTS WHERE I TRY TO BE "FUNNY" OR PUT AUTHOR'S NOTES ARE SO BAD OHMYGOD

-apparently violet's youtube channel is "VioletMusicz" cuz at the time i wanted to be a singer... tHAT'S NOT A REAL CHANNEL BTWHFJDKSLJG

-"midnight is your spirit friend" oh how casual-

-ah back when i just thought i was a tomboy and not genderfluid-

-ohmygod it's finished thank god now i want death-

i now have 3 new ideas and no will to live time to commit horizontal tortilla chip :')

(the 3 ideas being a "someone gets turned into a child" idea, "they go ice skating lol" idea, and "oh shit someone's possessed" idea)