(off topic but oh god im getting flashbacks to the Milk Fic and all that shit dear god someone help me ;~;)

ahaha i know it's a crack idea but i love these two-

-Stampy and Squid join the SMP and everyone's like wtf

-whether it's because they were invited or the game just yeeted them onto the server i have no idea-

-everyone like kinda knows who they are but mainly Tommy and Dream are freaking out

-Tommy's freaking out because lol that's his childhood right there holy shit

-Dream's freaking out because wtf they're literally like legendary minecrafters holy shit

-actually i just remembered Tubbo'd probably freak out too lol for the same reasons as Tommy

-Tommy and Tubbo are just hyperventilating in the corner and Stampy's like "you guys okay???"

-Punz shows Stampy his bees and Stampy gets stung because of course he does

-someone shows them netherite and the two bicker and nearly break loose the swordhjgfkdls

-god you know what'd be funny? Stampy and Squid join the iDot SMP

-the funniest thing if i think Stampy and Squid would actually get along well with Skeppy cuz they all just embody pure chaos with a touch of "i have no idea what im doing with my life"

-like i said, Skeppy and Bad are just the evolved Stampy and Squid :')

-Stampy: *on any kind of ledge*
Squid: *shoves him off*

-knowing them, they just instantly try and look in every chest for loot cuz that's what they did adventure maps (and this is basically an adventure map but less organized)

-and Tommy's reaction is DON'T STEAL ANYTHING and Stampy's like oh good idea-

-Squid and Tubbo i feel like would get along, idk why i just feel like they would

-awww what if they did the "you spin me right round baby" thing in the boat ;^;

-i feel like Stampy and Bad would get along and both fawn over duckies

-Stampy's pretty clumsy and Dream is contemplating how he's one of the legendary minecrafters people talk about

-legendary minecrafters being, my childhood youtubers lol (Dantdm, Stampy, etc)

-i just think it'd be really cute of like Tommy telling the two all about the The Revolution and Stampy and Squid being the roleplay nerds they are would absolutely be enjoying the story

-Stampy has dad vibes and Squid has fun uncle vibes, don't ask

-Dream shows them a crossbow and then Tommy shows them you can load them with fireworks and it all goes downhill from there (and by downhill i mean they keep randomly firing fireworks at peoplehjfkdsljsl)

-they're chaotic in the way of "i have no idea what im doing" kinda way

-big brain concept: Sapnap would get along well with the two

-another concept: George is the victim of most of their shenanigans (and Sapnap and Dream laugh at him)

-Dream challenges Stampy to a duel where they both have iron swords and no armor and Dream gets his ass beat

-Stampy nearly trips over his own feet and kills himself and somehow still wins

-Squid's just off to the side making comments and pretending to be a sports commentator while simultaneously firing fireworks occasionally and being an all around dumbass

-Techno won MCM with Squid, a bit later he was in a war with Squidkid :')

-Squid and Stampy die multiple times trying to get literally anywhere, it's a mess

-like literally they're just trying to go down the wood path thing and Stampy gets attacked by a flock of phantoms

-the funniest thing is Stampy and Squid doing that thing where if there's a ladder, they drop down and then catch the ladder right at the end and a) giving everyone a heart attack, b) dying multiple times because of this

-Skeppy gets on and Stampy's like "SQAISHEY??" and Skeppy has a heart attack and is like ??????

-Skeppy shows Squid the TNT he has and the two nearly blow up L'manburg before Dream stops them

-Dream has his hands full trying to Stampy and Squid out of trouble

-Wilbur's just trying to keep them from breaking L'manburg

-this idea is just "Tommy and Tubbo give their idols a tour and try to keep them out of trouble because they're man-children" The Fic™

-Stampy and Bad both going around yelling "language" at everyonehjfdksjgdlskf

-ohmygod but imagine Stampy teaching Tubbo how to properly bake a cake ;^;

-genuinely think Squid and Tommy's relationship would be just them trying to one-up each other at absolutely everything

-meanwhile Stampy and Tubbo are just going around, exploring, getting distracted by everything, and being dumbasses together

-i have no idea where this AU was going i just wanted nostalgia ;-;

oh to be a medieval knight in the 1600s with a sword at the ready to reenact dramatic war scenes :')