husband😩👊💕

hello!!

you

iM— WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE

husband😩👊💕

oH UM,,, hoMewoRk???

you

uh huh yeah right

husband😩👊💕

WAIT, WHAT ARE Y O U DOING UP AT THIS HOUR ???

you

wELL YOU SEE,,

you

yagami yato 😼😻

husband😩👊💕

a what ?

you

nothing,,, i was editing a video, those godly videos with that godly planned out schedule don't edit themselves ya know 😿

husband😩👊💕

but i thought you had an editor
ヽ('ー｀)

you

who ? rodrick? he quit 😡🤬😡😡🤬

you

supposedly to go start a band or something, gosh dang it, he was really attractive too 😔

husband😩👊💕

does our marriage mean nothing to you ? 😔

you

our marriage > rodrick

you

anyways, he's gone now so i have double the amount of work and have to listen to audio of me complaining about having to wake up at four in the morning to talk to pretty boys

husband😩👊💕

why four in the morning ?

you

so i wouldn't miss the chat room

husband😩💕

i am genuinely confused
(ㆀ˘･ー･˘)

you

don't worry, you'll get what i'm talking about once the video is up
🧚‍♀️✨💕

husband😩👊💕

alright
（＾∇＾）

husband😩👊💕

well, i wouldn't want to take up anymore of your editing time, so i'll go ahead and let you be ! (*'꒳'*)

you

wAIT WAIT WAIT

husband😩👊💕

you

my clue bitch >:((

husband😩👊💕

aw, i thought you forgot
(*'-')

husband😩👊💕

either way, i was going to give you your clue because if not, that wouldn't be fair to you
ùwú

you

you're so sweet 🥺💞

husband😩👊💕

but what are you going to do once you find out who i am ?

you

uhM M,,

you

you

we're closed, come back again when you have a question that won't pull at my aNXIETY

husband😩👊💕

aW WHAT

husband😩👊💕

i,,IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU

husband

husband😩👊💕

JUST PRETEND IT DOESN'T HAVE THE BAD WORD

you

IM SOFT BYE 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🥺✨💞✨💓💕

you

iM FINE REALLY, ALSO,,

you

take out the bad word ? you're so wholesome, please stop watching my unholy videos 😿💕

husband😩👊💕

but then what do i watch,,

you

✨daniel tiger✨

husband😩👊💕
👁👄👁

you

sir my HINT >:((

husband😩👊💕
aCK ok,,

husband😩👊💕

my favorite food is katsudon
(*'︶'*)

you

yes of course, because i can name the favorite food of everyone in class 1a off the top of my head

husband😩👊💕

i know yours is f/f, you just need dEDICATION

you

nO, you just don't know what else to spend your time on other than praising me >:((

husband😩👊💕

i am LEAVING because i feel ATTACKED

you

i'm gonna go ask my friends if they know anyone who likes KATSUDON

husband😩👊💕

mE !

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sugardaddy

speak of the devil

pussypudding

we're y'all talking smack behind my back 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

pussypudding

fake hoes >:((

penuriouspp

we were betting how long until you start thirsting for the anonymous number

pussypudding

bold of you to assume i haven't already

car

Told you guys.

pussypudding

not to be a whore, but i'd h*ld his h*nd

sugardaddy

watch your language

penuriouspp

yuhhh, get into ittt y/n 😼😻

pussypudding

ochako gets me 😼👊

car

This is why we can't have nice things.

pussypudding

says mr. "i use capital letters at the beginnings of my sentences and punctuation."

car

It's proper texting.

pussypudding

it's old people stuff 😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬

penuriouspp

do you have a new clue yet 🧍‍♀️

pussypudding

said he likes katsudon

sugardaddy

you're kidding

pussypudding

i wish i was ❤️

penuriouspp

good luck on that one soldier ❤️

pussypudding

y'all just gonna drop the unsolved case ? 😿

car

We have to study for upcoming tests, remember?

pussypudding

sugardaddy

we aren't joking

pussypudding

penuriouspp

peta paka

sugardaddy

i love your british accent ❤️

pussypudding

i need to go STUDY ENKQKQKQK

pussypudding

EBQKNEKQWKWNWM

pussypudding

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

sugardaddy

mood lol

penuriouspp

i have to go sleep
( ' ▽ ' )

penuriouspp

good night !!

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sugardaddy

i have to go feed the kids in my basement <3

sugardaddy

good luck studying

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car

I need to go to Todoroki's house to make sure the basement thing is a joke.

car

Have a good night, Y/n!

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pussypudding

i need to go online searching for jobs that don't require a high school diploma 💔

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a/n: the cat emojis are ironic for those of y'all that think i was serious ❤️ 😚😚