still remember how our texting started. do you? 
waving? nah, not that. we started talking, all thanks to the ever handsome and pretty, dank memer. yea, that piece of shit bought us together so i'd rather not curse at that bitc- oops.
you didn't know how to use that bot and wow, i was surprised at that. i thought i'd be able to help you get to know that bot... but that lack of dedication had me banging my head on a wall. but whatever, it was fine. we became friends, just like that.

see?! our first texts were so cute! 

we started talking abt my breakup, and by the end of night, your breakup. thinking back, it was rather... funny and sweet. and damn that night I did hate hennie so much *smh* 
bitch I CHANGED MY PFP TO COMFORT YOU *cries* - AND THEN THERE'S YOU WHO WON'T MATCH A SOFT PFP! anyway, I was kinda good at consoling so, i became good company. we became friends. then good friends. then very good friends. such good friends that you stayed up to judge shitty books with me TT. they say someone really likes you when they stay up for you. you liked me a lot, didn't you? i was a cute kid, so yea, it's hard not to like a kid like. see, you shud be grateful for a friend like me.

we randomly declared ourselves as soulmates, shit happened, we became better mates, more shit happened.
well all that matters is we got through that. by the end of the day/week/era we made up. i loved you the same all along. like not same, but yea you kinda get my point. let's keep it the same in future. no secrets or no huge quarrels, and no shipping me with anyone who's not cash -_-
let's stay this way forever. and you promised that this forever won't end. don't break this promise. or else you'll incur the wrath of my cat.

you're so pretty bitch. the offer is still up. marry me. i have a wife, wifeyy and a 'fife'. be my wifeu. sounds good enuff anyways.

and don't make me spam this book with the themes i've seen you made and dumped in my dms. you're talented a f bitch. spill some talent here . . .  

ngl i read thru our chats just to see both of us, like not just me, both of us being such clowns and dumbasses bro - can't really believe it's rae in your chats or some other idiot. read thru our chats (ig i told you to do that when you're feeling down, ryt?)

yo, you remember that promise? do you? ya know which one 'm talking about? 
YOU SAID YOU'D FIND ME A BABYBOY NOW TELL ME WHERE THE HECK IS HE?!?! no no no gimme my babyboy right now. you fucking said you'd gib me a babyboy. 

Let that be a promise you broke <33

now time for sum pics - 

cud be us 'm surely letting go of the cart and watch you roll down... ngl wud be fun, ryt?

hey this reminds me of the time hennie and i proposed to you - dun lie i did it better~
looking at this, 'm like, we wud do this for the pic then i'd just roll over the road laughing my ass off

gonna be a herculean task, but 'm surely making you do this. like the days i made you keep soft pfps <3

two cute a f besties like us 

 and finally some hugs <33

just had to add that. 

anyways, dropped by to say how much i love you. you mean quite a lot to me. stick around, you know too much so i can't let you go. you're my main bitch <33

foine, you are my soulmate. bye, have a good night <33

ngl, the unaesthetic-ness of this book is killing me from within...