Percy was sitting in a booth a Pop's, drinking his usual blue milkshake, when he randomly gets a phone call from an unknown number.

"Hey!" He picked it up, scrunching his eyebrows, as he didn't know who was on the other side of the line.

"Hey...babe" the voice, sweet and of a girl greeted.

"I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number" he retorted, he didn't have a girlfriend!

"Awww, shut up. You don't have to compliment me that much baby" the voice replied, making Percy angry.

"What the fuck man! I told you I don't know you, drop the act! You have the wrong number!" He reminded.

"Yes, I know sweat pea," the voice said.

"How did you get my number?" He asked, annoyed at those horrible names.

"Tonight, at my place. And don't worry, I'll be gentle," the voice said and hung up.

Percy stared at his milkshake, confused at what just happened. A random girl just called him and pretended that she was his girlfriend...Woah. He kept staring at his milkshake until he received and SMS.

Unknown: Hi.
Unknown: I'm sorry.

He checked and realised it was the same number from which he had received the previous call.

Percy: -_-

Unknown: Right, you need an explanation.
Unknown: Basically I spotted my ex with another girl and I had to take revenge, so I typed a random number and pretended. Guess, you're the lucky/unlucky number that my fingers typed.

Percy: You're forgiven.

Unknown: I'm Annabeth.

Percy: Percy, blue to meet you.

Annabeth: Blue???

Percy: It means good, because blue is a good colour

Annabeth: Ohhkk...

Percy: I guess, ttyl, I gtg
Percy: Or maybe ttyn
Percy: Bye

Annabeth: Bye

*2 days later*

Percy: Hey

Annabeth: Hi
Annabeth: I thought you said ttyn

Percy: You're a girl, right?

Annabeth: Nope, I'm a 32 year old dude named Chuck pretending to be a girl called Annabeth.

Percy: -_-

Annabeth: Yes I am a girl, what do you want?

Percy: Help. I need help.
Percy: Its my younger sister Estelle's 12th birthday and I don't know what to give her

Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Okay, I'mma help.
Annabeth: What does she like?

Percy: She likes blue food. Beaches.

Annabeth: Buy her a swimsuit or smth

Percy: But she already has many of those!

Annabeth: Then what about a surfboard?
Annabeth: Does she like to surf?

Percy: Why didn't I think of that?

Annabeth: Probably because you can't think

Percy: -_-

Annabeth: ;)

Percy: Anyways, thank you. For the idea. I'll go and quickly buy a surfboard. Ttyl

Annabeth: Happy birthday to her!

Percy: Thanks, now ttyl.

Annabeth: Bye

Percy: Bye

*15 mins later*

Percy: 911

Annabeth: ???

Percy: Help. I need help.

Annabeth: Oof

Percy:

Percy: Which one shall I buy?

Annabeth: Buy any one! Both of them are awesome

Percy: ugh! Need help, Annie, help. I didn't just tell you so that you could leave me hanging!

Annabeth: Fine! Then! Buy the one with the better quality!

Percy: Its the same!

Annabeth: Cheaper price?!

Percy: Same. Its the same

Annabeth: Then which one do you think Estelle will like?

Percy: idk

Annabeth: Are you really her brother?

Percy: YES I am

Annabeth: smh

Percy: HELPPP!!!!!

Annabeth: You know what

Percy: What??

Annabeth: Buy the second one.

Percy: But that will be unfair to the first one.

Annabeth: Boi
Annabeth: I'm out.
Annabeth: Bye

Percy: No!
Percy: Pls wait!
Percy: Annie!
Percy: Fine.
Percy: Bye.

*

Annabeth: Bro, you should really stop drinking. Last night you almost jumped from the 50th floor screaming I believe I can fly!

Percy: What the fuck?

Annabeth: Oh crap
Annabeth: Sorry, not meant for you.

Percy: Okay, no probs. Who was it meant for anyways?

Annabeth: My friend Jason.

Percy: Cool.
Percy: Can he teach me?

Annabeth: Wtf?

Percy: I mean can he teach me how to gain those type of ideas?

Annabeth: -_-

Percy: What! It was very creative!
Percy: The best I have done is take my friend Grover's iPhone and put in the blender and shouting "I'm making apple juice"!

Annabeth: WoW ಠ_ʖಠ

Percy: (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Annabeth: Dum dum

Percy: -_- #notcool

Annabeth: Ttyl?

Percy: Y?

Annabeth: I have to go, my friends are calling for help.

Percy: No no
Percy: I mean "you"?

Annabeth: ???

Percy: As in you said talk to you later, and I said "You?" Like talk to whom later? You? Lol no

Annabeth: -_-
Annabeth: Fuck you
Annabeth: Bye

Percy: #Persassy says bye!

*And so they chit chatted like that for around 3 months*

*Insert SpongeBob 3 months later*

Percy: So I was walking past Pop's when I saw this Nemo figurine and it was so cool. But then a 4 year old kid came and took it before me #desolation #😭

Annabeth: -_-

Percy: WHAT? NEMO WAS BEAUTIFUL OKAY?

Annabeth: Wait did you say Pop's?

Percy: Yeah why?

Annabeth: Its 10 minutes from my house!!!!!

Percy: WHAT!!!!,

Annabeth: YES IT IS!

Percy: Omg yes!!!!!

Annabeth: We can meet!
Annabeth: I mean only if you want to
Annabeth: I'm up

Percy: YES I'M IN!!!!!!

Annabeth: YESS!!!

Percy: WHAT TIMEE?????

Annabeth: Tomorrow. At 2 in the afternoon?

Percy: 👍🏻

Percy: Oh and I also wanted to ask you something

Annabeth: Sure

Percy: Not that we are meeting...

Annabeth: mhm

Percy: WYGOWM?

Annabeth: wtf?

Percy: Willyougooutwithme?

Annabeth: LIKE ON A DATE?

Percy: YES!!
Percy: Only if you want to

Annabeth: YES OFC!!!
Annabeth: I WOULD LOVE TO!

Percy: YES!
Percy: Tomorrow at 2
Percy: Okay?

Annabeth: Okay.

*Time skip to next day!*

Lol no

SO THERE WILL BE A PART OF THEIR DATE AND THIS CHAPTER!

I will try my best to update once in 3 days or  something. I have many requests to write too, so I need time. I have a life outside wattshit too, so I hope you can give me time.

Anyways, hope you liked this Oneshot. I know it was way too cliche and stuff but I enjoyed writing it.

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