MEMES!

Piper: How dumb does Annabeth think we are?

Percy: She leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

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Jason: Leo! Leo! I am going to ask you a question but your answer should be quick.

Leo: Okay

Jason: 28+82=?

Leo: Quick

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Flight Attendant: Before landing make sure all small things are secure.

Percy: You doing ok Nico?

Nico: You fucking-

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Percy: Annabeth said I need to grow up. I was speechless.

Percy: It's hard to talk when you have 38 blue gummy bears in your mouth.

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*Percy and Annabeth's wedding*

Percy, To Annabeth: Wow, you look so beautiful.

Grover: Thank you, but look at Annabeth?

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Percy: What will you do if I was kidnapped?

Annabeth and Grover: Wait 10 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

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Piper: We need a distraction.

Piper: Quick! IS anybody here really good at falling on the ground dramatically?

Annabeth:

Jason:

Frank:

Hazel:

Grover:

Percy:

Leo: mY tImE hAs CoMe!

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Percy: I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice things up.

Annabeth: Sure! What genre of book are you writing?

Percy: An autobiography.

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Nico: I'll never have to use math in the real world!

*Later*

Will: Okay, we go on the count of three!

Nico: Of fuck Oh fuck Oh fuck Oh fuck

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Annabeth: Do you know? Atoms never touch each other, and since we're all made up of atoms, we've never touched a thing in our lives.

Annabeth: So to answer your question Chiron no I did not drop kick Octavion from that building-

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Annabeth: *exists*

Percy: oh my god alexa play god is a woman by ariana grande

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Annabeth: Hey Frank can you take out the trash?

Frank: Yeah sure

Frank: *barging into Leo's room* Get up Leo, we're going out!

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Chiron: Percy, what's a "Thot"? I heard some kids saying that earlier.

Percy: *sweating profusely* It means "That hero Over There". You say it when you're really proud of someone.

*later*

Chiron: *introducing Percy* This is my son, Percy. He's amazing. A true thot.

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Percy: You know, some people are like clouds-

Octavion: Awww! Because they're fluffy and cute?

Percy: No. Because when they leave the day becomes beautiful.

Octavion: Oh-

Annabeth: He's referring to you.

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Will: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Nico: We go to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Will: nO!

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Piper: wOw! Boys are hot!

Piper: wOw! Girls are also hot!

Piper: Why is everyone so hot???

Leo: Global Warming

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Will: What is your favourite kind of party?

Nico: A funeral.

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Will: Compliment me

Nico: uhhhhhhhhhh you.... you have eyes.

Will:

Will: I'll take that.

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Percy: Who is Will to you?

Nico: The reason I wake up every morning

Will, earlier that morning, barging into Nico's room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Leo: *Looking at map* God, its a barren, featureless desert out there, isnt it?

Jason: The other side, Leo.

Leo: *turning map* Oh.

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MEMES!