Location: Somewhere at the Dusty Rose Desert - Y/n's House

No POV

Somewhere in the hot and sandy world of the Dusty Rose Desert, lived a man with no regrets by the name of the Postal Dude, or Y/n L/n as he goes by, and he is the biological son of the original Postal Dude that was mysteriously disappeared and presumed dead when he was 16 years old. However, that didn't stop Y/n from going on with his life with the skills and techniques that he inherited from his own father as well as his wide variety of weapons to defend himself or to take out someone that pissed him off as a way to blow off some steam.

It was a rough start for Y/n to go out on his own, but that didn't stop him from finding a good paying job to get through the day to earn some cold hard cash and find the guys that had stolen his father's trailer as well as killing his evil and murderous mother (and his father's ex-wife), the Bitch.

Most of the time, he started killing a lot of people, mostly ones that have committed a few crimes since he is known to be a force to be reckoned with since he did inherit all the moves and skills from his father.

As for the family, he truly hated his step-grandfather, Postal Dude Sr. even from beyond the grave, but he still loved and cared for his father, Postal Dude Jr. and his mom, M/n, even after she died one day when he was 13 years old, but he and his father managed to track down the man who killed her and avenged her death from that cruel man.

Right now, inside of his father's trailer, he was watching on his father's movies that he kept inside the trailer after he got fired from another job in a town nearby, but he was able to get some cash from his paycheck by the end of the day before he got fired at (Insert Worst Job that you ever worked at).

Y/n: (Sighs) Another day, another job that I got fired today. It was a rough time working there, but at least I got my paycheck after I had to shoot the guy in the face that flipped the bird at me for no goddamn reason just because I tried to be the best worker that I can be. I regret nothing. Guess I better go find job in another town since I got fired 10 times in the same town, I was in.

He then got up from the couch to grab the newspaper and a beer from the fridge to look for a new job, only to notice something going on outside as two mysterious figures just killed another guy that was minding his own business until he got his head cut off.

Y/n: Hmm...wonder what's going on out there? Better go out and see what's up, but not without some protection.

He then grabbed a shovel that is also a chainsaw that his father used to chop and slice his enemies to death, a pistol, a shotgun and a clipboard that had a petition that he was supposed to get people to sign the petition and he didn't like anyone that won't sign the petition for whatever kind of petition is supposed to be as he went out the door to confront the two.

Y/n: Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

The two then looked back to face Y/n as they are confused to see a man like Y/n asking them to see if they would sign his petition. But then, both looked at each other before one of them pulled out a photo of what looks like Y/n, but they seemed to be looking for his father to kill as they revealed themselves to be paid assassins from the depths of hell.

One of them is a guy with greyish skin and messy, red hair, has a pair of small black horns and numerous glowing white eyes. He also wears a dark grey sweater shirt, a pair of light brownish pants with a golden belt, dark grey shoes with yellow soles, and black fingerless gloves along with golden jewelry such as rings and a keychain necklace while the other guy is having white eyes and dark gray hair with his eyes have the ability to glow in his hair's shadow, and he has two small fangs in his mouth. He wears also a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim.

???: Does this look like the man we're looking for, Pico?

Pico: He looks like it, Keith, but he looks a bit younger than he looks like in the picture. So, I think we found what we came for.

Y/n: Hey! Did you hear what I f***ing just said?! Sign my petition damn it!!

Pico: Yep, this is the guy we're looking for.

Y/n: What the hell you talking about?

Pico: (Draws out his Uzi) We're talking about killing you, Postal Dude. Jr. We were sent here to kill you by our client aka The Bitch!

Y/n: You were sent here by the Bitch?! Damn it! I thought she would be dead after me and my dad killed her!

Keith: Dad? Wait a minute? Are you his son or something?

Y/n: Yeah, so what? I may look exactly like him, but I'm not the guy you're looking for. Plus, I haven't seen him since I was 16 years old, and I can't tell if my dad is dead or something.

Keith: Damn it! The deal is off!

Pico: No, Keith! We're not going back home empty handed, so we're gonna have to kill his son instead since the resemblance of him and the real Postal Dude is uncanny.

Y/n: You both looking for a death wish or something, because I can just kill you both right now! You two should never mess with the likes of me and my dad.

Pico: Oh yeah. How about this? If you can't beat us in a rap battle, we'll let you go, but if you lose, we're gonna kill you and get our money!

Y/n: I highly doubt that you two morons are gonna kill me cause you both are gonna regret later on.

Keith: Bring it on, dude! (Brings out Mic) I'll sing you under the table!

Y/n: Whatever, I regret nothing.

Song Plays - Playing with Scissors - Vs. Keith & Pico - Postal F: Apocalypse Friday Mod

https://youtu.be/rBp0d3wzeis

The rap battle starts off with Y/n spitting bars at Keith, which went ok for a moment until Pico decided to tag along with his partner to beat Y/n in a rap battle to complete the mission, but Y/n is not afraid to get dirty on them. By the end of the song, Y/n didn't think twice and shot Pico in the chest with the pistol that killed him with Y/n smirking at Keith for killing partner as he is not joking around about killing his own enemies like he did to Pico.

Y/n: What? You didn't think I was gonna play dirty right? Like I said, before you and your dead partner there shouldn't mess with the likes of me! You're both gonna regret coming here to kill my father and I'm gonna take you both out no matter what.

Then Keith is starting to get angry as started to get twitchy and his mouth began to melt slightly to show off sharp his yellow teeth with pulsing gray vein on his face as he appears to be not even human and is some sort of demon from Hell.

Y/n: Jeez, I think you should get that looked at cause you look uglier than ever.

Keith: Shut up! You're gonna F***ing pay for killing my partner and I'm gonna rip your face off and use your skin as a bathrobe!!!

Y/n: Try me, ugly!

Keith: (Growls) Ok smart-ass! If that's how you want to play it, then let's see if you can make it out alive in the next song!

Y/n: Fine then. Bring it on, F***-Face!

Keith: (Growls) You are so done for!

Song Plays - No Regrets - Vs. Keith & Pico - Postal F: Apocalypse Friday Mod

https://youtu.be/ExjnkJESEG4

As soon as Keith started singing at the beginning of the song, Y/n let out a groan as he is already started to get bored as he yelled at Keith with an insult before taking his turn.

Y/n: Shut up, moron!

Keith: (Growls)

With that, Y/n starting spitting bars like there's no tomorrow along with Keith, who is not gonna be bested by the son of Postal Dude as Y/n started shooting at Keith with his pistol but managed to block it off with his own mic. Then without warning, Keith then threw his mic at his face, which didn't hurt as much, but it's gonna be sore in the morning.

Y/n: That's gonna leave a mark.

The rap battle went on for another minute until Y/n shot Keith in the face with his dad's shotgun, the Super Hooker Shotgun, killing him instantly. With that demon rapper finished, Y/n was about to go back inside his trailer, only to be stopped by a gunshot that nearly gazed his eyes as he quickly turned to see Pico getting back up as he is pretending to be death and revealed something under his shirt to a bullet proof vest and he only hit a ketchup bottle.

Y/n: F***! I didn't expect that!

Pico: You got that right! I figured you would shoot my partner in the face, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to kill me!

Y/n: Really? Why don't you go F*** yourself, you motherf***er!

Pico: Enough talk! You're going down.

They both began shooting at each other with their weapons while they both continued to rap till the end of the song with both of them blocking the bullets as Y/n used the shovel to block the bullets by twirling it around and around while Pico used his Uzi to protect himself from the bullets. It was intense fight between the two until they soon ran out of bullets, but Y/n is still not going down and die at the hands of those demonic killers as he and Pico finished up the song before Y/n quickly shot a rocket at Pico with the Holier-Than-Thou Launcher, which blew him up into a bunch of fleshy pieces along with Keith.

Y/n: *Whew* That should do it. It's a good thing I still have my dad's guns like this rocket launcher with a few Holy grenades that managed to kill them both at the same time. Now with that done and over with, I'm going back to watch the movie.

With Y/n finally managed to defeat the two demon assassins, he went back to the trailer to watch the rest of the movie and find another job, until he saw a strange portal that appeared at the other side of the trailer park. He went over there out of curiosity to check out the portal and see where it might lead to at the other end of the portal.

Y/n: Huh...this is how those two got here from this portal. I wonder where this portal will lead to. Should I even go into the portal without even thinking about what could be at the other side of the portal? Only one way to find out.

Without a second thought, he went through the portal to see what's at the other side and when he did, he soon found himself in some sort of city with a giant pentagram in the blood red sky as Y/n has entered a placed called Pentagram City, located in a place called, Hell.

Y/n decided to head back home through the portal, only for the portal to close itself that is the only way back home as our hero is now trapped in the world of Hell itself.

Y/n: Damn it! It looks like it it's not gonna be so easy to get back home now. I better find a way back before another demon shows up to try to kill me.

And so, with Y/n taking out the two assassins, hired by The Bitch, Y/n is now trapped in Pentagram City, not realizing that his life is about to change forever as a mysterious figure was watching him running down the streets to find a way out as the figure starts to become interested in the human that ended up in Hell through the portal that they have created for him to go through.

This could be the start of a brand-new adventure for the son of the Postal Dude himself.

???: (Radio Voice) Well. Well. Well. What an interesting human you are. I like to see what he is about to do in this world.

END OF PROLOGUE

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 1

Note: Sorry if I did something wrong in this chapter, but I did my best to write the prologue and I had a hard time to get the character right to be just like Postal Dude since I hadn't played the games due to my limited access to the games in different platforms. Also, I thought about using the Postal Dude FNF Mod, Postal F: Apocalypse Funkin' to spice things up and I thought using Hellbeats Pico and Imposter Convict BF as the assassins from Hell.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and if you got any ideas on how the next chapter should happen, let me know in the comments below. I would greatly appreciate for some help on this book.

Thank you,

Neo Dracunyan