Location: Y/n's New Room - Hazbin Hotel - Pentagram City

No POV

As the morning sun rises in Pentagram City, Y/n soon woke up by the sound of his new alarm clock that he slammed the snooze button with his own fist as he gets up to get himself ready for a brand-new day in Hell and this is the day where Y/n has to find himself a job in Hell, which is probably gonna be tough to find in a place like the underworld he's currently trapped in right now.

But at least he's got a room to sleep in thanks to Charlie as long as he pulls his weight around if wants to stay around the place for a long time as he is going to look for a job here in Hell that is the perfect choice for him.

Y/n: (Yawns then puts on his pants and shirt on) Christ! It's as hot as the devil's rectum in here? When did I move to Hell? (Realizes something) Oh wait. I am in Hell.

He then gets up to grab his leather jacket and sunglasses, until he notices the A/C is off.

Y/n: Why is the A/C off? (Turns the knob to make it work, but failed) Broken?

He then grabbed a blunt object and starts whacking the A/C a few times before it started working again.

Y/n: There we go.

Charlie: (Shouting from outside the room) Is everything ok in there?

Y/n: Yeah, the A/C was on the fritz, but I fixed it!

Charlie: (Shouting) Ok then. Breakfast is on the table by the way!

Y/n: Alright, I'll be there in a minute.

He then grabs his sunglasses and leather jacket before heading out the door, before he accidentally tripped on a loose floorboard and fell on the floor.

Y/n: Gah! Shit!

Vaggie: (Shouting) When you're down screwing around in there, I got some job listings for you to look for a job in Pentagram City!

Y/n: Jesus, woman.

He then got out of his room to go to the kitchen to grab some breakfast and Charlie managed to whip up some pancakes for breakfast, which Y/n haven't eaten them in a long time since he only had to eat breakfast burritos from Taco Bell and Egg McMuffins from McDonalds. Vaggie is also sitting at the table, looking up some stuff on her phone while drinking a cup of joe, ignoring Y/n as he sat down at the other side of the table in front of her.

Charlie: Morning.

Y/n: Morning. I see you whipped up some hotcakes. I haven't had those for a long time.

Charlie: Yeah, I hope you enjoy them. How did you sleep in your room last night?

Y/n: I had a good sleep, except for the faulty A/C and a couple of loose floorboards.

Charlie: Don't worry, I'll send in Nifty to fix that right up.

Nifty suddenly heard about a broken A/C and loose floorboards and immediately went over to Y/n's room to fix the problem.

Charlie: Oh, nevermind.

Y/n: Well, at least she's really dedicated to her work. (Grabs the Job Listings) I guess I better start looking for a decent job that have hiring in Hell. I just hope that I don't get fired after the first day like the other jobs I had to do back on Earth.

Vaggie: What? You gotta be pulling my leg right now?

Y/n: I wish I am, but I'm not.

Charlie: Why do you always get fired from every job you apply?

Y/n: This might surprise you, but every time I apply for a job, even in Paradise, Arizona, I do an amazing job and they just fire me after the first day on the job.

Vaggie/Charlie: What?!

Y/n: Yeah, my dad had the same problem as well, like how he moved to another part of Paradise to get the job at the video game company but got fired on the second day on the job.

Vaggie: Seriously?

Charlie: That can't be true.

Y/n: Oh, it is. You would not believe how many jobs that I had to apply before I end up here.

Charlie: How many?

Y/n: Over 200 jobs. 13 in Paradise.

Vaggie: (Spits out her coffee that she was drinking) WHAT?!

Charlie: Over 200 jobs you got fired?! How is that even possible?!

Vaggie: I agree. There's no way that you got fired more than 200 jobs on Earth?! Did you at least do a "good" job on any of those jobs?!

Y/n: That's the thing. I did do a "good" job, I worked really hard on the first day until I got fired on the next day.

Charlie: He does have a point, Vaggie. 

Vaggie: (Sighs) Whatever, let's just hope that any job you apply in Hell doesn't end up with you getting fired on the second day.

Y/n: Well, let's hope things will be different around here. 

He then grabbed the newspapers to find a job on the Job Listings to apply for, but after a few minutes of job searching, none of these jobs are suitable for him and some of them are a bit too weird and NSFW for him to handle and he decides to look for a job online on his smartphone.

It took him a few minutes until he spotted a commercial on YouTube that caught his attention and he decided to watch the commercial on his phone to see what it's all about.

It was a commercial for I.M.P., which stands for Immediate Murder Professionals as we see a female demon named Blitza as she starts explaining about her hitman company.

Blitza: Hi, there! I'm Blitza! The "a" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!

She gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears as Two pictures of Blitza in different scenarios are shown while she speaks. The first shows her wearing two top hats through her horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitza wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

Blitza: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitza holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for (Demonic Voice) fucking the delivery man, (Normal Voice) you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that (Demonic Voice) yappy jogger (Normal voice) who saw me hiding the body!

Blitza is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While she speaks, her eyes narrow as she does a magical gesture with her hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. She tosses the grimoire aways as she walks up to the portal.

Blitza: (To Camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! (Falls backwards into the portal)

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.

Singer: ♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.

Singer: ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫

Moxxie, Blitza, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitza holds her arms out as Moxxie holds up her rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.

Singer: ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

Blitza, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.

Singer: ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫

Blitza is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

Blitza is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.

Singer: ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitza creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. She is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Singer: ♫ We do our job so well, ♫

The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

Singer: ♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.

Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in a 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitza examines a pair of panties.

Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫

Blitza stabs someone tied to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫

Then a quick sequence shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.

Singer: ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

Kid: AUUUGH!

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.

A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

Singer: ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫

Then they showed a simple line of text that reads:

NOW HIRING FOR ANYONE EXPERIENCE IN KILLING ANYONE WITH A BUNCH OF DEADLY WEAPONS!

Y/n: Hmm...that commercial does have a great jingle and they are looking for new employees with some experience with weapons, so I think this might be the job that I'm looking for. I better get going before I lose that chance in getting that job.

Y/n was about to leave to get ready to head over to I.M.P. for a job interview, but Charlie stopped him for a moment.

Charlie: Wait a minute. Aren't you gonna eat your breakfast? 

Y/n: Oh yeah, I can't leave for a job interview on an empty stomach. I guess I better start on those hotcakes and get ready to start my first job here in Hell.

Y/n then sat back down and started eating the pancakes, but he didn't want to rush on devouring the pancakes just to get ready for a job interview at I.M.P. as he took the time to eat the pancakes that Charlie made until he ate every last bite.

It took him at least a few minutes, but he managed to finish up and wiping his face with a napkin before going back into his room to freshen up to get ready for the job interview at I.M.P., but not before looking back at Charlie to thank you for making breakfast.

Y/n: Thanks for breakfast, Charlie. I have all the energy I need to get ready for a job interview. I just gotta freshen up before I head over to I.M.P.

Charlie: You're welcome, Y/n. You need any help on getting ready?

Y/n: No, I think I can handle it. I probably don't need to put on a suit for the interview. I already look the part for the interview already. But thanks for asking though. It's no wonder why you're so determined to run this hotel.

Charlie: (Blushes) Y-You're welcome.

Y/n then left the dining room and went back to his room to freshen up to get ready.

Vaggie: Charlie? I know you want to help him and all but are you sure we should trust this guy. You know how dangerous he was when he teamed up with Angela yesterday.

Charlie: Vaggie, I know you're concerned about him staying at our hotel, but I know he's not as bad as he seems. I mean, he's willing to find a job if he wants to stay here for a while until we can find an apartment for him.

Vaggie: (Sighs) That seems fair, but I'm afraid he's going to go all psycho and try to kill us all.

Charlie: It's going to be okay, he's pretty much in control of his..."Postal" side of himself, but let's just hope the interview goes well for him.

Vaggie: I hope so.

Y/n then came out of his room again, all ready to go with his duffle bag full of weapons, got his hair all spiked up and put on some cologne to smell good for the interview at I.M.P. 

Y/n: Well, I'm all ready to go, but before I head over there, do you guys have any errands you want me to run for you?

Charlie/Vaggie: Huh?

Y/n: I said, do you have any errands for me to do after I had my interview today? I gotta do something to keep staying at the hotel, so I thought maybe I can run some errands for you and everyone else working at the hotel.

Charlie and Vaggie thought about it for a moment to let Y/n run some errands for them as Y/n wanted to do something to help them in order to keep staying in his own room at the hotel, but if it's enough for him to pull his own weight here at the hotel, then it's alright for them to let Y/n run a few errands for them.

Charlie: We don't have anything for you to do at the moment, but we'll let you know if we do.

Y/n: Alright then, but one more thing, if anyone tries to destroy the place as an attempt to crush your own dreams, just call me and I'll run my way over there and get rid of anyone that is giving you a problem.

Vaggie: Are you serious about that? You know how dangerous the angels can be when the Cleansing Event starts happening soon. You know you're just gonna get yourself killed out there! Do you even have any regrets on taking on against them?!

Y/n: I regret nothing.

He then went out the door after he said that and Vaggie was speechless after he said that, and he wasn't joking about taking on the angels that always come to Hell during the Cleansing Event and it can be a real bloody massacre whenever the Cleansing starts again.

Vaggie: That's all he had to say...he regrets...Nothing! What does that even mean?!

Charlie: I'm pretty sure he can handle it, Vaggie. I mean, he may be a tough guy on the outside, but I know he's a real gentleman on the inside.

Vaggie: (Sighs) You might be right, Charlie. Maybe I'm worrying too much.

With Y/n on his way to the I.M.P. headquarters for his job interview with Blitza and Charlie and Vaggie are hoping that his job interview goes well and they're both starting to trust him a little more when Y/n made a promise to protect the hotel from the angels from Heaven whenever they decided to visit Hell to wreak havoc upon the demons of Pentagram City, but Y/n has no regrets in taking on a bunch of bloodthirsty angels and he has taken on much more dangerous threats from the real world.

Where do you think he got his skills and weapons from his own father in the first place.

END OF CHAPTER 4

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 5 WITH I.M.P.