Location: Pentagram City

No POV

After the encounter with the two demon assassins that were hired by The Bitch, Y/n aka The Postal Dude has made his way to a city in Hell called Pentagram City, as he is trying to find a way to get back home to his father's trailer before it gets stole yet again like last time by a bunch of thieves.

Y/n: God Damn. Never thought I would end up in a place like this in Hell. I thought it would be a place filled with nothing, but fire and brimstone, but it turns out its place for sinners only. My kind of town. I better keep an eye out for any other demons that tried to kill me or my dad since we both almost look exactly the same.

That right as he is walking down the streets of Pentagram City, we see a sinner that has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon after he died. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? (Checks himself to see if he's still alive) I'm alive! I'm alive-

He then gets run over by a speeding car, Y/n was shocked to see a demon that just got into Hell and died again by a moving car.

Y/n: Damn. That was unexpected.

Then he spotted a vending machine that dispenses drugs, and it has some of those "Health Pipes" on it, which Y/n knew that his dad uses them that not only does that the same to relieve stress over the number of jobs that he had to do and running some errands for that "BITCH", but it can also restore your own health as long as the side effect don't kick in, he should be good.

Y/n: Sweet! I never thought I find a vending machine that dispenses "Health Pipes". Must be my lucky day.

He then dispenses a quarter into the machine and presses the button for the Health Pipe as the Health Pipe dropped down with a clunk and Y/n grabs it and uses it to relieve some stress after his fight with those two rapping assassins that he killed back on Earth.

Then as Y/n is leaning against a wall next to the drug vending machine whole smoking on the Health Pipe, a taxi drove by that is driven by another demon named Travis, which a female spider demon by the name of Angela Dust walks out of after her night out with Travis as he snickers when he dropped her off.

Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angela Dust: (Pushes her hand through her hair to straighten it up) Yeah, yeah, listen. (Fixes her hair more) Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab (Makes a gesture with her fingers and snaps her fingers at him, smiling). Ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Y/n: (Thinking) Huh. So, this spider woman is a prostitute and a stripper. This place's got everything around here. I think I'm gonna like it here.

Angela Dust: (Pretends to be offended) Ouch! Ooh! (Turns back to face him) Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me (looms over Travis and points at him with all her index fingers), you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" (kisses him), Shnuckums!

Travis: (defeatedly) Pack a - puh...

Y/n: Heh...moron. 

Travis then drives off angrily before Angela looks behind her to see a vending machine for her namesake drugs and notices Y/n smoking a Health Pipe acting all casual like as she goes for the angel dust while one her hands waved at him, which he gave her the "Rock on" hand sign and just as she is about to go to town with the Angel Dust, a random demon runs by and steals her drugs.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angela Dust: (Annoyed) Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

But before the demon could get away, he got shot in the back by Y/n holding up his Not-So-Smart Pistol MK69420, but unfortunately for Angela, her drugs never made it out alive after Y/n shot the demon in the back.

Y/n: Huh. Never thought that would work, but that guy deserved it.

Angela Dust: (Gasps) Oh my GOD!

She then leans in to pick up what's left of her pack of drugs with a devastated look on her face.

Angela Dust: MY DRUGS! (Clenches the cloth angrily and looks up) Damn it!

Then Y/n decided to buy her another bag of Angel Dust from the vending machine before handing it over to her.

Y/n: Here. I figured you would need this after that asshole took your drugs. That guy deserved to be shot in the back.

Angela Dust: Well then, thanks for the help there, stud. Never thought I meet a man like yourself. What's your name, stud?

Y/n: The name's Y/n L/n, but people always call me, the Postal Dude.

Angela Dust: Postal Dude, huh? I think I heard that name before, but I appreciate you taking out that guy and giving me drugs.

Y/n: No problem.

Angela then looked at Y/n to see that he's not demon like her or anyone else here in Hell.

Angela Dust: Say? You're not from around here, are you? 

Y/n: No and if you are asking me if I died and ended up here, the answer is no. I came here from a portal after I had to deal with a couple of demon assassins that were hired by the Bitch that wanted to kill my father.

Angela Dust: The Bitch? You mean that lardass that had sex with anyone that she gets a hold of and forces her ex-husband to run some errands cause she's fat and lazy to get out of the house?

Y/n: Yep. She's my dad's ex-wife and I remember that day that she died by a bomb attached to her trailer. It was a real f****ing bloodbath after chunks of her body rain upon the town of Paradise.

Angela Dust: Damn! That real badass of you and father did to that bitch.

Y/n: I know. I still couldn't believe that Bitch hired a couple of rapping assassins to kill my father, which I haven't seen him in years since he went missing after he went to the store to grab some milk.

Angela Dust: Rapping assassins? Did one of them have red hair, a dark grey sweater and have a bunch of eyes on his face?

Y/n: Yeah, the other one had black hair, a red cap that he wore backwards and a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants and pink, red sneakers.

Angela Dust: Oh yeah. I know those two rapping demons. I actually spent a night with those two a couples of times and I gotta tell you, that black haired boy really knows how to make a really great time with someone like me. Get the picture?

Y/n: Oh yeah. Definietely.

Angela Dust: Yeah, but those two can be a bit annoying and stingy at times. Whatever happen to them anyway?

Y/n: Simple. I killed them.

Angela Dust: What? You gotta be pulling my leg. If you really did kill them, I gotta see some proof.

Then Y/n throws out Pico's neck chain and Keith's red cap that were both covered in blood, proving Angela that Y/n did kill them.

Angela Dust: Wow. You weren't kidding. You really did kill them. Never thought you had it in ya.

Y/n: I regret nothing. Those two didn't stand a chance against me.

Angela Dust: Well, I bet we can sell this chain to score some cash to buy us some more drugs. But I wonder though, if you killed them, would that make them, "Double Dead?"

Y/n: (Shrugs) Eh, it could work either way. But if I'm gonna be trapped here, I better find a place to stay until I find a way back home.

Angela Dust: I think I can hook you up with someone that can help you find a place to stay. She's wanted to open up a hotel for sinners to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell hoping that her guests will move on to Heaven.

Y/n: I see. I guess since I did you a favor in killing that demon and bought you some drugs, I suppose you could give me something in return.

Angela Dust: I can suck your dick.

Y/n: Hmm...I'll think about it.

Angela Dust: Ok, in case you need a blowjob, you know where to find me.

Y/n: Alright, but I feel like I need some action around here.

Then suddenly, the two of them see a war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings. Angela knew who is piloting the war ship and she figured that Y/n should join along the fight as well as her friend, Cherry Bomb.

Angela Dust: If you really want some action, why don't you come with me, and we'll take out that air ship with a friend of mine. If you're up for the challenge of course.

Y/n: I'm always up for a real challenge. So, sign me up.

Angela Dust: Oh, you're such a bad boy and I like it.

So then, the two of them armed themselves and are ready to go meet up with Cherry Bomb to take on the demon that is controlling the war ship. It looks like Y/n's first time in Hell is just the beginning and things are about to get more dangerous from their once they meet up with Cherry Bomb for some real action.

END OF CHAPTER 1

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2