thirty one

"i don't even know what taps are." he attempted to say the word in spanish, but failed.

"tapas." she repeated, remembering a story a room mate told her about the origins of the snack. "they were actually created long ago by wine vendors. they had samples of the wine in glasses, and occasionally flies would fall in. so they thought up a way to prevent that and tapas were born. they are small snacks, placed on top of the wine cup to keep it safe. they were made salty so that the customers could become thirsty and the vendors could sell more wine."

"that's very smart." yoongi commented.

"yes." danna smiled. "so when i returned to korea, i looked up a place that sold spanish food and i found this place. i think you might like it."

-

so going back to our chronological order of my personal story.

it was december 18th and we went to a friend's baby shower. we went together. and we sat with our friends, but he sat next to me. so when our friend went to the bathroom we hid her phone, playing around. 

and when she came back, he had it in his pocket. and so he does something bold. he takes it out of his pocket and stuffs the phone under my ass. so i was a little in shock because this is A who barely talks to anyone and is kinda shy. but i wasnt gonna let him get away with it. so i grab the phone and put it between his legs. like on his package. and we kinda just giggled about it.

at that same party though i went to the toilet and a gay co worker immediately sits in my seat. and he asked A if he had a girlfriend.

so i come back and im standing there because there were no more chairs and he was in my seat. and this guy looks up, and he says, "oh. you're here with her?" and A just nods. so he gets up and leaves. 

and so A just sighs because he keeps getting hit on by boys and girls on the daily. its fucking crazy.

-clary