Okay, I know this isn't really MikaYuu, but they are dating in this fic. Basically, the gang plays Among Us. Fun ensures.

Word count: 1457

Content warning: Profanity

Yuu sat at his desk with Among Us open on his computer, waiting for Shinoa to make the goddamn room. He should probably complete is history essay instead, but nah, he'd rather procrastinate it until the last second.

Shinoa finally sent the room code in their private Discord server, which Yuu had to type in three times since he was so excited that he kept typing in random numbers. Because he was the last one in, all of the good colours and accessories had already been taken. But whatever. The raven haired boy just selected a random colour and picked the sticky note with the word "Dum" scrawled on it as his accessory. Which was fitting, considering Yuu's IQ. When he closed the menu, he scanned the screen to see who else was playing today.

First off, why did nearly everyone have a mini crewmate?! Were they all whales? Perhaps Yuu should invest in a pet himself.

Oh wait, he already spent this month's allowance on V-bucks.

Let's see, there was Mitsuba, Mika, Kimizuki, Guren, Shinya, Ferid-

Wait, Ferid?!

Yuu switched his tab to Discord, turned on the mic and screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK IS MR. BATHORY DOING HERE?!"

"Yuu-kun, you are aware that I am in this call too, right?" Ferid asked with a laugh.

Oh shit.

"He forced me to invite him," Mika answered, clearly not happy about having their teacher playing with them. "If I didn't, he threatened to tell the lunch lady to not give me any potato wedges for the rest of the week." Mika was considered Ferid's favourite student, so he's always trying to mosey up to the blond and get him to do things he doesn't want to.

"You let him play because of potato wedges?!" Yuu screeched.

"Is that even legal?" Kimizuki asked.

"Come on, what's wrong with playing with my students?" the older man asked.

"And their parents," Krul chimed in. When she found out her son and her friends were playing Among Us, she begged Mika to join so she can flex her sabotaging skills.

"I promise to raise everyone's marks by five percent for participation after this game. Capish?"

That sounded good to Yuu. "Alright, let's just start already!"

The screen switched to the animation of the crewmate saying "shhhh" before the words "Crewmate" popped up. Dammit. Yuu never gets to be the imposter. Oh well, better get his tasks done.

First up was the card swipe. God, Yuu hated this task. He ran to the admin room and clicked on the cursed machine.

First time's the charm. Yuu moved the card across the reader, only to get an angry buzz as a response. He tried again. Nope.

Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.

Ding!

About time. Yuu started to leave the room to move on to his next task when the dead body alert popped up.

In an instant, he turned on his mic. "Where?" he asked.

"I found Guren in nav." Shinya reported.

"Well, I was in-"

"IT WAS RED!"

Silence. Shinoa cleared her throat. "What did you say, Mii-chan?"

"It was Yuu-san! He did it, I'm telling you!" she accused.

Yuu's jaw dropped. "What makes you think that I killed Guren?!" he snapped.

"Because your avatar is red! And red is always the imposter!"

"My avatar isn't-"

Oh.

Oh.

So red was the colour he had chosen. Dammit. Literally everyone knows that whoever picks red is usually the imposter. Why? Perhaps it was because the red crewmate was the game's mascot. But still.

"But I was in admin!" Yuu snapped.

"Oh sure, and I was at your mom's-"

Mitsuba went silent. Shinoa sighed before unmuting her girlfriend. "Calm down, babe. Just because red is usually the imposter doesn't mean Yuu-san killed Guren. I can clarify that he truely was in the admin room because I was there as well. Although, he took longer than he should have to finish the card swipe..."

"Nah, Idiot Yuu didn't fake the card swipe," Kimizuki scoffed. "We all know he's terrible at it."

"Shut up, you're just as bad as I am!" Yuu exclaimed.

"Are we skipping?" Mika asked.

"Well, we don't have any actual evidence that Yuichiro is the imposter, so I guess we have no other choice," Krul answered.

With that, everyone skipped the voting. Except for Mitsuba, who still decided to vote for Yuu.

Pushing their dispute beside, Yuu muted himself again and went off to do his next task in Electrical. Wires. This task was much easier to complete compared to the previous one.

Yuu noticed Yoichi was there too. He wouldn't hurt Yuu, would he? Yeah, Yoichi's a good person! If the brunette really was the imposter, he would have accidentally exposed himself by now.

But to Yuu's dismay, the moment he started to connect his wires, a red banner appeared across the screen as Yoichi's avatar impaled Yuu with his tongue.

Yuu was speechless. How could Yoichi betray him like that?! He thought they were friends!

Sighing, Yuu hovered his ghost around the ship to complete the rest of his tasks. Honestly, it was kind of fun being a ghost. After all, you can walk through the walls! Actually, float through them since he was a ghost now.

Eventually, as he was shooting asteroids, the notification of his dead body popped up on screen. To his surprise, Krul and Ferid had been killed too. Poor Ferid. All he wanted to do was "play with his students".

"Where?" Shinoa asked.

"I found Yuu-chan's body in electrical! Who did it?! Show yourself!" Mika exclaimed.

From Kimizuki's end came a groan. "You really think the impasta will reveal themselves at your command, lover boy?"

"It's imposter, not impasta." Shinya chuckled.

"But I said imposter,"

"No, you said impasta," Mitsuba laughed. "And Yuu-san, I'm sorry I thought you were the imposter. You want me to buy you a pet?"

A pet? Yuu practically jumped out of his seat. "Yes! Please get me a mini crewmate!" he begged.

"Yuu, you're supposed to be muted." Shinoa said.

"Can we hurry up and figure out who murdered my boyfriend?" Mika snapped.

"You're treating this like an actual murder," Shinya snickered.

"I was with Yoichi in Weapons," Kimizuki stated.

No he wasn't! Yuu was just there!

Wait, if Kimizuki was covering for Yoichi, then that meant...

"I'm gonna just skip," Mitsuba said with a sigh.

"Me too." Shinya chirped.

"Wait, we're not done yet! We need to find out who-"

Mika's voice cut off. "I'll unmute you when we have our next discussion, Mika-san," Shinoa said.

Yuu couldn't help but smile. It was so cute how his boyfriend was so overprotective of him!

At that moment, Yuu's phone vibrated. Glancing at the screen, he saw that Mika had texted him.

Mika: WHO IS IT

Yuu: Sorry mika i can't tell u that

Yuu: that would be cheating lmao

Mika: I DON'T CARE

Mika: I WILL END THEM

Yuu: jfc Mika it's just a game

Mika: NOT TO ME

Shaking his head, Yuu went on to finish his next task. Even though he's dead, if he didn't complete his tasks, his team would lose.

He hurried to the Medbay to do his scans when he saw Kimizuki standing over Mitsuba's body. Then the pink crewmate vented.

Within seconds, the "defeat" screen appeared showing Kimizuki's and Yoichi's avatars. Yuu unmuted his mic, took a deep breath and started his rant.

"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU TWO THIS GOOD?!"

"It's called practice, dumbass." Kimizuki answered.

"I love playing as the imposter with Kimizuki! He's really good at covering me." Yoichi chirped

"And you! How could you betray me like that, Yoichi?! I thought you were my best friend!"

"Wait, so Yoichi was the one who murdered you?" Mika slowly asked.

"Yep!" the brunette giggled.

In an instant, Mika had disconnected from the call and had gone offline.

"If I were you right now, I'd hide, child." Krul said.

Yoichi laughed evilly. "He'll never take me alive!"

"Holy shit Zucchini, your boyfriend is insane," Mitsuba whispered.

"And Mika isn't? He's coming over here to murder us!" the pinkette snapped.

"Aw, I barely lasted two rounds," Ferid sobbed.

"Hey Mitsuba, can you buy me that mini crewmate now?" Yuu asked.

"Sure thing," the blond answered. "I'll send you some cash since I don't want you seeing my credit card number."

"Why are you even buying him one?" Shinoa asked.

"'Cus I'm loaded, bitches."

"Wait Yuu, I got an email from your History teacher. Apparently you're failing his class?"

A chill went down the raven haired boy's spine. Guren's voice hadn't come from the call. Instead...

He slowly turned around. His dad stood at his door with a furious expression on his face.

"Oh shit."

Looks like Yuu isn't getting his mini crewmate after all...