20- No One Likes Twilight

"I fucking hate Twilight. It's full of shit about vampires." Mika stated.

     "One, biting does not turn in an individual into a vampire. You have to drink a vampire's blood in order to be turned, like how I was." 

     "Two, we don't fucking sparkle. Where does that even come from?"

     "Three, garlic is useless to us. So are stakes, crosses, silver and holy water. The only possible way to slay a vampire is either with exposure to the sunlight or Cursed Gear."

     "Four, we have reflections. I wouldn't be able to post photos on this fucking platform if I didn't have one."

      The blond sighed and buried his face in his hands. "Need I say more?" he asked when he moved them away.

Idk why, but I feel like vampires in ONS get triggered when they hear the word Twilight lol

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