Lukas, please stop buying candy. We have sprinkles for a reason

Sothe, quit getting into fights with everyone, Ariel needs to form bonds for a reason

Also on this note, Ariel needs to stop having an orgy with Berkut and Anthony. They need pincer with themselves and Aradia as well

No, Twerkies aren't made by whores transforming into them. That is fucking stupid

Asriel please stop falling into holes and getting sick, we need you.

Kind Personalityed Heroes need to stop sparing enemies. This isn't Undertale, this is Miitopia. These people would like their faces Please.

Sothe we've been over this, stop paying Vriska to push Berkut down stairs. Someone died that way and that's why she was kicked out of her world.

Yes Vriska is a she. No she isn't trans. She had to wear a beard because for some reason the game doesn't have a female genie model.

Whoever the fuck put "I am a Pharaoh" posters all over the inn is getting their hyper crystal privilege revoked

No one is into vore because of the hamburger incident. 

Guys, Ariel is not a furry. Nor is Anthony. Just because they are wearing semi animal costumes doesn't mean anything. 

Referring to Marth as "Mars" is an instant revoke of the shield crystals. 

We're serious Sothe. 

Whoever put up the "Kill Sothe" Petition is being tied to him and made to sing the Barney theme. 

Ariel, putting out apple juice will not help you find Darker Lord Dave. 

Seriously Ariel we don't have the funds for this. 

Don't encourage her Sothe. 

Sothe we're fucking serious about this.

Guys don't spread rumors about Lukas. He's not a yandere, he doesn't make people into dolls and he isn't the leader of a cult.

Marth, stop writing complaints in Japanese. Admin can't read them.

Aradia this is the same for you but Alternian

Anthony isn't a football or soccer ball, don't punt him into enemies as an attack.

Sothe is now on permanent kitchen duty until further notice. He must be supervised at all times to not encourage bad behavior among the group. 

Aradia we aren't becoming dictators of kindness. Get that out of your brain.

Don't eat Gamzee's pies. They'll make you a stoner.