Chapter 1: Learning a New Word

Here we see you walking from school and you then see a dumpster with writing on it next to Burrito Bucket.

(Y/N): "Ooo, dumpster writing. I wonder if people write stuff on these things to say their private thoughts."*sees some of the writing*"Up with Shego, and down with Kim Possible sincerely Shego."

You then pull out a marker and write a green heart next to Shego's name.

(Y/N): "I thought that thought needed something."*reads more writing*"Mommy Long Legs is the best mother a kid asks for."*stops reading*"Good for her."*reads some more*"Hey, here's one that no one finished. Diana smells-"*writes on the dumpster*"-good."*stops reading*"I wonder what else the people wrote."*reads more*"Cows are people too."*reads another*"Strippers are people too, signed Stripperella."*stops reading*"Can't argue with that logic."*reads more*"Shane is a-"*reads an unfamiliar word*"Wait wha?"*rereads the writing*"Shane is a-"*bleep*

Man 1: " You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

(A/N): The swear word is Shisno.

(Y/N): "Well Hippolyta was the closest to having a mother."

We then see Diana walk up to you.

Diana: "Greetings (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Hey Diana. Hey, I have a question for you."*points to the word*"Do you know what this word means?"

Diana: *looks at the word*"Hmm."*bleep*"Perhaps it's slang in the World of Man."

(Y/N): "Oh okay. Let's try it."*clears his throat*"Well this is a lovely-"*bleep*"-day we're having."

Diana: "Indeed (Y/N), this day is-"*bleep*"-for sure."

You and Diana: *bleep**bleep**bleep*

(Y/N): "Wow, that felt great."

Diana: "Indeed, let's share this new found slang to the rest of our friends."

(Y/N): "Good idea."

Later, in class, we see the girls at their seats and we see Zee figuring you out until you came into the room

(Y/N): " Morning everyone, what a-"*bleep*-y day it is."

Jessica: *gasps*"Did he just say-"

Kara: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Hey Diana, how's my favorite-"*bleep*"-Amazon doing?"

Diana: "Pretty-"*bleep*"-swell (Y/N)."

We see the Invincibros shocked from the words you and Diana said.

Oliver: "I thought this is math class not a guttermouth convention."

(Y/N): " It sure is Diana, it's a-"*bleep*"-ing good day."

Zee: *facepalm*"Oh no."

Later in the halls, we see you walking down the halls and you see Heather.

(Y/N): "Hey, have a nice-"*bleep*"-day Heather."

Heather: *shocked* " Uhh..."

We see you walked off as we see Noah and Owen saw what just happened.

Owen: "He said that word to Heather with a straight face."

Noah: "Wow, not bad."

Later at lunch, we see you walking to get your food and you see Lindsay.

(Y/N): "Hey Lindsay, how's your-"*bleep*"-day?"

Lindsay: *confused*"Huh?"

We see Lindsay head to where the other girls are and she turns to Leshawna.

Lindsay: "Hey Leshawna, do you know what-"*bleep*"-means?"

Leshawna: *gasps in shock* " Girl who told you that?!"

Lindsay: "You mean-"*bleep*

Heather: "That's the same word (Y/N) said to me in the halls."

Lindsay: "What does it mean?"

Later, after school, we see you and Diana walking down the staircase and you see both Carol and Pam.

(Y/N): "Hey Carol, nice-"*bleep*"-outfit and Pam nice work on the-"*bleep*"-plant."

Pam: *gasps* *covers the plant's "ears"* "Why!?"

Carol: *gasps in shock*"How dare you say that!"

(Y/N): " What? I was complimenting your outfit."

Diana: "Yes, it's-"*bleep*"-excellent."

Pam: *while covering her plant* "Why would you of all people say that Diana!?"

You and Diana shrugged and walked off head down the sidewalk. Later, we see you patrolling the city and you see Kim Possible flying in a jetpack and you fly to her.

(Y/N): "Hey you must be Kim-"*bleep*-Possible. It's nice to-"*bleep*"-meet you."

Kim: *gasps* "Woah! Not cool!"

(Y/N): "Oh come on, you're not cool, you're-"*bleep*"-ing awesome. So where is the-"*bleep*"-bad guy, I like a-"*bleep*"-team up."

Kim: " Dude! Shut it!"

(Y/N): "Okay you don't have to be-"*bleep*"-rude."

Kim: *facepalms* "Okay aside from your...colorful language, I'm on my way to stop Drakken and you can help cause my partner Ron had his wisdom teeth removed twice and he should be out for some days. Just don't talk."

(Y/N): " Then how do we-"*bleep*"-warn each other? Is he a guy with a-"*bleep*"-green sidekick?"

Kim: " Ugh...yes that would be Shego. Why would you ask that?"

(Y/N): "I have good ears, follow me."

Later, at Drakken's lair, we see Drakken readying his plans as we see you and Kim burst into the room.

(Y/N): "Stop where you are, you-"*bleep*

Drakken: *to Shego*" Shego... did he just say what I think he just said?"

Shego: " Yeah, I think we all heard it Doc."

Drakken: "Education system these days."

(Y/N): "How dare you-"*bleep*"-insult America's-"*bleep*"-proud education system like-"*bleep*"-an uneducated-"*bleep*"-intellectually challenged-"*bleep*"-villain!"

Shego: " Woah dude!"*To Kim*"Princess you might wanna plug your new partner's mouth before he pollutes the air."

Drakken: "And I just installed the new air freshener too!"

(Y/N): "That doesn't sound so-"*bleep*"- ing evil."

Kim: "The reason why he's here is because my partner Ron had his wisdom teeth removed, twice. He just bumped into me."

Shego: " Well could you tell him to tone down the potty mouth."

When you heard Shego's voice you had a weird realization.

(Y/N): *in his head* " Is it weird she sounds like Kara?"

Drakken: " Don't tell me he learned that word from you, Possible."

Kim: " No way! Why would I do that?"

(Y/N): "Shego, hey I remember. I read something off of a dumpster, ''Up with Shego, down with Kim Possible."

Shego: "You read that?"

(Y/N): "Yeah and I put a green heart next to your name."

Shego: " Huh, neat."

(Y/N): "Anyways."

You then blitz both Shego and Drakken and wrap them up with cabling from the machine Drakken built.

(Y/N): " Well that was easy."

Kim: " How did you do that?"

(Y/N): "Super strength and super speed, why?"

Kim: "Well you made my job easier."

Meanwhile, with Diana, we see her and Tatsu training at the gym.

Diana: "Excellent work on the-"*bleep*"-reps Tatsu."

Tatsu: *spit take in shock*"What?"

Diana: " I said it was an excellent-"*bleep*"-work on the reps."

Tatsu: " Diana do you know what that word means?"

Diana: " Which-"*bleep*"-one? "

Tatsu: " That one right there! That is a bad word."

Diana: " Bad word? I do not understand."

Meanwhile with you and Kim we see you at Middleton high in civilian clothes.

(Y/N): " You did a -"*bleep*"-ing good job Kim."

Just then we see Bonnie walk to you and Kim.

Bonnie: "I didn't know there was a guttermouth club in the school."

(Y/N): "What do you-"*bleep*"-mean?"

Bonnie: "I can't hear you, your mouth is so bad you made ears numb."

(Y/N): " Are you-"*bleeping*"-deaf?"

Bonnie: " Woah dude!"*to Kim* "Did you teach him that word, Possible?"

Kim: "No I did not! I'd never use "that" word, honest."

(Y/N): " It's true, Kim is the most-"*bleep*"-ing person I know."

Bonnie: " KP, seriously, you gotta stop him from using that word."

(Y/N): " Which-"*bleeping*"-one?"

Bonnie: " That one! That's a bad word!"

(Y/N): " A bad word?"

Bonnie: " Yes, and there's a lot of them, and you don't say any of them, especially in front of teachers."

We then see Kim's mother Ann Possible come into the room holding Kim's lunch.

Ann: "Kim, you forgot your lunch."

(Y/N): *to Ann*"Hey you must be Kim's-"*bleep*"-mother."

Bonnie: *face palms* " Dude!"

Ann: *gasps* " Young man, where in the world did you learn that word?!"

Kim: " Mom it's not his fault, he's uh new here."

(Y/N): "Yeah I just got here Mrs. -"*bleep*" -Possible."

Ann: " Young man, don't use that word, it's a bad word."

(Y/N): " What's bad about it?"

Ann: "It's demeaning and wrong."

(Y/N): "What's your-"*bleep*"-problem?"

Ann: " See what I mean? Don't use that word, only villians use that word."

Kim: "Not really act-"

Bonnie: *whispers* " Go with it KP. Maybe he'll stop saying it."

(Y/N): "I know some villains and they don't say it."

Kim: " Well uh, they use it in secret so heros like you, don't use it."

(Y/N): "What about people with super hearing?"

Bonnie: "I....don't have an argument for that."

(Y/N): "Well I'm gonna get going. See ya."

You then head out of the school and you get into your costume and fly off.

Bonnie: " Is it wrong to date a hottie who has a potty mouth?"

Kim: " Bonnie!"

Bonnie: " What? He's cute. You'd date him if you weren't dating Ron."

Kim: " What?! Ah- no of course not, he's cute but, I'm not into him, scouts honor."

Bonnie: " Yes! Less competition."

Kim: "How are you gonna date a guy who can beat everyone in arm wrestling?"

Bonnie: " I'm not gonna use muscle, but if we know where he goes to school I can hang out with him."

While you were flying to Metropolis, you saw Omni-Man flying by.

(Y/N): "Oh hey Omni-Man, nice-"*bleep*"-day we're having right?"

Before he can process what you just said, he then crashes into a large rock.

Omni-man: " Did-did he just-"

We then see you land on the ground next to Diana.

(Y/N): " Hey Diana how's your-"*bleep*"-day?"

Diana: "Swell, my-"*bleep*"-friend."

Later, at the mall, we see you at the sports store and you see Doris.

(Y/N): "Hey Doris, keep up the-"*bleep*"-workout."

Doris gasped in shock as she turned to you.

Doris: "What?"

(Y/N): " I said keep up the-"*bleep*"-workout."

Doris: "Okay that's just wrong."

(Y/N): "What's-"*bleep*"-wrong?"

Later, at the hideout, we see you and Diana at an intervention with the girls.

(Y/N): " Did we do something wrong?"

Jessica: "No it's something you said, the word you two are using is a bad word."

(Y/N): "You mean-"*bleep*

Harleen: "Yeah that one, that's one of those no no words."

Diana: " No no words? I do not understand."

Selina: " What she means is that it's a bad word."

(Y/N): "You mean this word is a bad word and we blurted it out to everyone we talked to for the past 3 days?"

Pam: " Yes you did. Just look at Carol."

We then see that Carol was crying in tears.

(Y/N): "Wait that means-"

You and Diana then realized it and scrubbed your mouths with soap and water.

Diana: " Is it gone?"

(Y/N): " I think so."*to the girls*"We are so sorry."

Jessica: " It's okay, you two didn't know."

Kim: "All is forgiven."

Shego: *while blindfolded*"Yeah, can I take the blindfold off now?"

Kim: " Absolutely not."

Diana: " Why is she wearing a blindfold?"

(Y/N): "I think it's keeping the hideout a secret from villains and civilians."

Drakken: *while blindfolded*"He has a point. It would not be much of a secret hideout."

Bonnie: *while blindfolded*"KP just knocked me out with knockout gas. Plus someone's been eating too many beans."

Kim: " Hey! They're healthy and you know it."

Bonnie: " Yeah, healthy enough to make you toot during practice on the pyramid when you gassed the team."

Shego: " Ha!"

Babs: " Is it weird that Shego sounds like Kara?"

Kara and Shego: " What do you mean?"

Jessica: " It's uncanny, it's like there's one person here."

Kara: " Oh come on we sound nothing alike."

Shego: " Yeah what she said."

Leslie: "I think she's one of those people that sound like a different person."

Karen: " No, they sound exactly the same."

Doris: " Pfft no they don't."

Shego: " I don't hear it."

Kara: " Yeah me neither."

(Y/N): "Has anyone noticed that Shego has gotten a bit chubby cause she looks different when I last saw her."

Shego: "Hey!"

Drakken: "I told you to lay off the snacks."

Bonnie: " You know that you mention it, Kim is getting a bit pudgy too."

Kim: " Hey!"

(Y/N): "I'm pretty sure they were stress-eating on their jobs."

Kim and Shego: "No we don't!"

We then see a montage of Kim and Shego stress eating from eating chocolate cake, burritos, cereal, spaghetti, and donuts as we see the scene cut to you and the others.

(Y/N): "The stress can get to you, don't you know."

Kim and Shego: "Fair enough."

(Y/N): "Anyways, by tomorrow. The word is out of our vocabulary."

Later, the next day, we see you at school and you see Heather walking by.

(Y/N): "Hey Heather you look great today."

You then walk past Heather as she blushes a bit.

Heather: "Wow I guess he cleaned that mouth up."

Later, after school, we see you exit the school and we see Omni-Man lands in front of you.

(Y/N): "Oh hey Omni-Man, how's it going?"

You accidentally stepped on Omni-man's foot as he feels the pain.

Omni-Man:

https://youtu.be/TlPrdaq8VyI

(Y/N): *gasps in shock*"You said that word 13 times!"

Omni-Man: "You stepped on my foot."

(Y/N): "Okay point taken."

Omni-Man: *to the students*"Uh sorry kids, must be an old injury I had back then, wouldn't happen again."

We see you and Omni-Man part ways and you both left the scene. Meanwhile at Bonnie's house, we see her watching the news about you as Supra stopping the Flaxxan invasion.

Bonnie: "My hero."

Next: Chapter 2: Supra Rockwaller

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