Midnight: Welcome to King Burger. Where we can do it your way, but don't get to crazy.

Helen: Ok... Can I get a number six with a cookies and cream milkshake?

Midnight: You sure you don't just want a coke?

Helen: Pardon?

Midnight: Hang on a minute- I got to get the ice cream out and get some cookies all up in here. I got to be pushing all them crazy buttons, no YOU can have a coke.

Helen: I-

Midnight: *on speaker* Can I get a number six with a large coke? *off speaker* Next.

Jock!Person: Hi, uh, can I get a number three with no cheese, no lettuce, and no tomatoe?

Midnight: Dang, anything else? *on speaker* I got a complicated order.

Jock!Person: 😕

Midnight: *on speaker* I need a number three, without cheese, no tomatoe-

Jock!Person: W-Wait a minute-

Midnight: *off speaker* Excuse me sir, you see me trying to out in my order? Don't interrupt. Rude. *on speaker* and no lettuce. That's it.

Midnight: *off speaker* What?

Jock!Person: I changed my mind about the cheese.

Midnight: Oh, now you want the cheese?

Jock!Person: Yes.

Midnight: You saw me putting in the order, why didn't you say anything in the first place?!

Jock!Person: I tried to but-

Midnight: Nuh uh! Sir don't get loud with me! Don't get loud with ME. Oh no. SECURITY! Se-curity! This dude needs to go! He needs to go! Thank you!

((This is why Midnight works at a music CD store))