I was watching a Liza koshy YouTube video and one of them was midnight thoughts and another was drunk thoughts these are some of my favorite ones

What if global warming is just saving us from another ice age

Plants and trees give out oxygen OMG I am breathing in tree farts

Popcorn is tortured corn

Do dogs wonder who really is a good boy

Potato chips turn into mashed potatoes in your mouth

Your stomach will never know what baked potatoes taste like

*train sounds*train sounds leave*DANG IT I lost my train of thought

Sorry if that was not mush butt I could not remember any more here you can watch the video if you want