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Midnight Rain
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blake
what's your name?

damian
noneya

blake
noneya?

damian
none of your business

blake
omg
was that a joke

damian
no

blake
yes it was

damian
no

blake
who knew u could be funny
now i know two things about you
1. you know silly little jokes
2. you're an asshole

damian
that's all there is to know about me
you're lucky i haven't destroyed this phone already do not test me

blake
test you?
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

damian
what the fuck

blake
FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL
THAT TEST WE HAD TO TAKE
GET IT???

damian
what kind of hellscape middle school did you go to?

blake
a regular one...

damian
disgusting

blake
hi disguting im blake

damian
you're a man?
you're lockscreen is pink and has a quote that says 'fuck the patriarchy'
seems anticlimatic

blake
im a girl
but men could also have that lockscreen
yours is literally the default

damian
why would i care enough to change it?

blake
that's insanity

damian
as is your name

blake
blake is gender neutral thank you very much

damian
ok

blake
i bet your name is dumb

damian
it is not

blake
yep

damian
you don't even know it

blake
i bet it's some made up tik tok mom name like ambecrombie

damian
it's damian

blake
hm not bad