last part?? jeez i fucking hope so-

(Private chat between armrick and maple slut)

maple slut: Ok I'm here

maple slut: Are you wearing what I told you to wear??

armrick: um you didn't tell me shit??

maple slut:  I ASKED YOU TO WEAR A BLUE JACKET

armrick: lmao i coincidentally put one on anyway so

maple slut: Heck

armrick: ok so if i remember correctly, you're gonna stand outside till i give you my "👌"?

maple slut: Yes

armrick: and the dude's gonna be wearing what??

maple slut: We already talked about this at hoMe

armrick: i get nervous

maple slut: A red jacket

armrick: i don't know if you considered that red and blue are common colors and that rn it's winter so like, people are gonna wear common colored jackets

maple slut:  Uh

maple slut: Roll ONE of your sleeves up, I'll tell him to do that too

armrick: i'm going to commit a sayori

maple slut: I don't get your reference

armrick: it's better that way

(16 minutes later)

armrick: broooo im fucking bored

maple slut: That's odd.... He said about five minutes ago he was already there. Try looking around??

armrick: AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME???

armrick: omfg guess who i just saw??

maple slut: Him??

armrick: nah, GERMANY

maple slut: Germany???

armrick: yah he's all alone

armrick: lmao the fucking idiot has only one sleeve rolled up

maple slut: You should probably tell him

armrick: not my problem

maple slut: What's he doing there?? In America??? At a Starbucks??? There aren't any World Meetings going on that I know of

armrick: idk

armrick: gonna buy him a coffee rip he looks miserable af

maple slut: Ok but don't let your guard down....

(4 minutes later)

armrick: oof i asked and he's supposed to be meeting someone here

armrick: and i'm like "who"

armrick: and he's like "idk my brother forced me into going in his place"   lmao rip

armrick: i feel u, dude

maple slut: Yeah, Prussia's right next to me

armrick: oof  LMAO can i go talk to him

maple slut: NO! YOU HAVE TO STAY THERE AND WAIT

armrick: damn... what u guys talking about tho

maple slut: We're not saying much. There really isn't much to talk about without it being awkward

maple slut: He was all alone sitting on a bench, so I called him over. Shouldn't have done that. Now I'm cringing at the uncomfortable silence

armrick: tbh same here

armrick: maaan this guy really did you dirty

armrick: i mean, i would've expected more people with red jackets, but literally nobody is wearing a red jacket here

armrick: except Germany lmao

maple slut: That's a funny coincidence. I would laugh but I'm actually really disappointed

armrick: he says his dude isn't showing up either

armrick: at least you got something else to talk about

maple slut: Yeah, I don't know what's the matter. I texted him and he's not replying

armrick: fuck

armrick: tell prussia to give whatever dude he's expecting to meet a call. germany says so. his phone died

maple slut: Tell him that his phone also died

armrick: oof

armrick: idk im getting tf outta here, sorry man

maple slut: Please, at least try to find him.... Maybe he didn't see you

armrick: im gonna stand on the table and shout his name tbfh im sick of sitting here

maple slut: Please don't embarrass me

armrick: MATTHEW IM TIRED, I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY PEWNEWS SHIRT AND MY LEFT EAR BUD DIED ON ME

armrick: btw subscribe to pewdiepie

maple slut: ALFRED

armrick: IM SHOUTING THIS GUY'S NAME OUT AND YOU CANT STOP ME

maple slut: Fine

armrick: ok so??

maple slut: So what?

armrick: name. what's his name??

maple slut: Oh, I thought I told you

armrick: you obviously didn't

maple slut: Aw, man. Sorry about that

maple slut: It's Gilbert

armrick: what a stupid name lmao

armrick:  o

armrick: wait a minute

maple slut: What?

armrick: WAIT A MINUTE

armrick: YOU FUCKING BITCH IM

armrick: YODELING RN

maple slut: WHAT HAPPENED?

armrick: I JUST FOUND A HUGE ASS PAWPRINT RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES

maple slut: PLEASE DON'T REFERENCE BLUE'S CLUES

armrick: LMAO I JUST TOLD GERMANY AND HE YEETED HIS COFFEE AWAY

armrick: HE'S PISSED LMAAAAAO

maple slut: I DON'T UNDERSTAND???

armrick: omfg

armrick: ask prussia what his name is

maple slut: Prussia

armrick: no, you stupid idiot

maple slut:  :(

maple slut: Oh ok I understand

maple slut: It's Gilbert

armrick: ok

maple slut: Wait a minute

maple slut: HOLY FUCK

maple slut: I'M SHAKING

armrick: JWKSHSLD IKR

armrick: now u gotta tell him

maple slut: This is going to be reeeaaalllyyy awkward

armrick: if you want moral support, im inside helping Germany mop up the floor

maple slut: Aw maple....

And so, Canada told Prussia that HE was, in fact, the Matthew that would chat with him until 2 AM about literally anything that crossed both of their minds, and then would answer the other's 3 hour phone call begging to give them an honest opinion about their newly discovered trumpet playing skills.

Needless to say, it was quite strange, considering that the only times these two interacted in real life, were when they accidentally bumped into each other and muttered out a rather awkward apology, to then later continue their day. The only instance in which they both had a conversation, knowing both their identities, was that one time Prussia bought some maple syrup from him. That was it.

Getting to know somebody you didn't think you would get the chance to this way, was...... very, very strange.

It took a while for both of them to get used to this sudden revelation. After a while, they both began talking a bit. Of course, it felt so weird... But they managed to get a conversation going, and soon started realizing the similarities in between each other and their online friend they've been talking to for months

It wasn't such a crazy idea now.... But it was still very awkward and they didn't fucking know what to talk about at all.

Instead, they just went inside the Starbucks and got some coffee, hoping the typical cliché 'conversation while drinking coffee' would do its magic.

(spoiler alert:  it did. now they're even greater friends

really, unusual, but great fucking friends

yep

no ship here

no yaoi

no pickles out

i mean, at least not  y et-)