(chat between smol elf (Liechtenstein) and icepal (Iceland) )

smol elf: Hey, Ice

smol elf: Sorry about messaging you at this time, I'm aware it's very late

smol elf: I would like to know if you have already given out the Christmas party invitations, since we have yet to receive one.

icepal: Oof dw

icepal: Yeah, there's no Christmas party this year

smol elf: :0

smol elf: Why?? I'm surprised....

icepal: Finland's in the hospital

icepal: There's a branch sticking out of his forehead, and we didn't have time to plan anything

smol elf: Ah, I remember you told me.... How's he doing?

icepal: Well, there's a branch stuck in his forehead

smol elf: I see

smol elf: :0 I have a great idea!

(four bitches)

must protec changed the group name to Christmas Friends! 🎄⛄🎁

must protec changed squishysquishy's nickname to
icey❄️

must protec changed DWAG's nickname to hong kong🎄

must protec changed Dinosaur's nickname to sea⛄

must protec: Let's organize a Christmas party on our own!

icey❄️ :  Oooh that sounds like fun

hong kong🎄:  hmmm

hong kong🎄: where

icey❄️: 🤔

must protec: Big brother does not want visitors...

icey❄️: I'm pretty sure my house is gonna be full of people....

must protec: I thought the Christmas Party was canceled

icey❄️: Denmark's gonna invite his friends over

must protec: Ooo

must protec: What about Hong Kong's house??

hong kong🎄: no

must protec: Why not? :0

icey❄️: Yeah, why not??

hong kong🎄: no

icey❄️: Answer the fucking question donkey kong :)

hong kong🎄: stop calling me that u annoying shit

icey❄️:  o

icey❄️ changed hong kong🎄's nickname to donkey kong🙊

donkey kong🙊: >:(

icey❄️:

donkey kong🙊 changed icey❄️'s  nickname to chUNGUS

chUNGUS:  Fair enough

donkey kong🙊: all of my shit siblings are gonna be home for christmas that's why you fucking  c    w o r d

chUNGUS: I can't believe this from you

must protec: Where are we gonna have the party then?? :(

chUNGUS: Well.... we'll either have to tolerate Denmark and his friends or South, Taiwan and all the others

donkey kong🙊: u racist fuck they have names

chUNGUS: Yeah ok SORRY but I'm only friends with just them

donkey kong🙊:  smh

must protec: How about we just invite South and Taiwan to Iceland's house and have a big party??

donkey kong🙊: are you masochist or suicidal??

chUNGUS: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL LICHTENSTAIN

must protec: IS IT SO HARD TO SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY ISELEND???

chUNGUS: Ok I get your point-

must protec: Hong Kong, we're all friends, aren't we??

donkey kong🙊: they have nothing to do in our friendship and literally nobody likes them

chUNGUS: u jelly

donkey kong🙊:  of what

chUNGUS: idk but u jelly

must protec: I agree. You are gelatin, Hong Kong, and we will figure out why

donkey kong🙊: no u wont

chUNGUS: YOU DIDN'T DENY IT

donkey kong🙊: l i s t e n

donkey kong🙊: dont u get the feeling theyre getting kinda forced into our friendship?? like this dude just says three things to u guys and ur suddenly friends, and you're all like "omg we should invite him to our party :DD" when you guys literally only talked 5 times or so. meanwhile i had to walk with a dumbass across some train tracks in the middle of nowhere for hours, fucking got lost and slept in a shitty barn, just to earn an acquaintance at the time 👀

chUNGUS: RUDE

must protec: 👀  H o n g  K o n g

must protec: You said "dude"  and  "he"

donkey kong🙊:  ...

chUNGUS: Omg

chUNGUS: You're talking about South specifically, aren't you??

must protec: You're gelatin of South omg

chUNGUS: This feels like finding out who your crush is LMAO

donkey kong🙊: u know what, fuck you both

donkey kong🙊: im just trying to talk to you guys like normal people and you just straight up fucking mock me for that

donkey kong🙊: do whatever the fuck you want, don't expect me to be at your lame ass party

donkey kong🙊 left the group

chUNGUS:

must protec:

sea⛄:

chUNGUS: GO TO SLEEP SEALAND