thirty eight

(Christmas Party 🎄 ⛄ 🎁)






chUNGUS: I'm bored

sea⛄: Ok?

chUNGUS: Ew sometimes I forget you're in this group chat too

sea⛄: WOW RUDE

sea⛄: Wait then why did you send a message here if it's only me and Litchnstain??!!

chUNGUS: How's your leg??

sea⛄Oh ok fuck you too

sea⛄: Broken

chUNGUS: Don't say bad words lmao you're like 3 years old

sea⛄: Can you just shut up?

chUNGUS: What happened to the "You're like a brother to me" thing??

sea⛄: I realized how much of a dumbass you actually are

chUNGUS: I'm actually in tears how can you say that after all we've been through??

sea⛄: You make me miss living in the middle of the ocean with just a goat and a mop

chUNGUS: 😩😞

chUNGUS: You know what? I'm gonna invite Liechtenstein over and talk shit about you in another language, let's see how you like that

sea⛄: o

sea⛄: Joke's on you, i've actually learned some Finnish

chUNGUS: Liechtenstein doesn't know Finnish

sea⛄: Dammit

sea⛄: That sounds really fun tho, I wish I knew more languages

chUNGUS: It gets really confusing sometimes 👀

sea⛄: Maybe you're just stupid

chUNGUS: Says the guy who burned the house down making soup and a sandwich and burned his eyebrows off

sea⛄: DONT SAY THAT HERE

chUNGUSI never said that, I typed it  🤓

sea⛄: It profoundly saddens me that you, being the neuron lacking dipshit you are, actually managed to have a successful romantic life, while nice people like Liechtenstein and I have to silently suffer in solitude. What lesson is this supposed to give me? Am I supposed to reach for the stars, or bury myself in shit? Is being an imbecile like you actually the right way to go? Should I keep running, hoping to someday reach what you accomplished by just being a simple brainless fucktard, or give in to patheticness??

chUNGUS: I'm

chUNGUSWho typed that for you?

sea⛄: mum

chUNGUS: Oh

sea⛄: What happened with the pictures??

chUNGUS: What pictures

sea⛄: You playing stupid??

chUNGUS: No, u

sea⛄: Party pictures

sea⛄: Did he say anything?

chUNGUS: Oh lolol

chUNGUS: He didn't say anything at all

sea⛄: Did he even see them??

chUNGUS: Idk I blocked him

sea⛄: YOU FUCKING DONKEY

chUNGUS👀

sea⛄: The whole entire point of that was for him to see them

sea⛄: You're as useless as sesame seeds

sea⛄: Wait till Lechtinstein comes back online

must protec: So sorry :'0  I've been reading your messages this whole time! Please go back to school, Sealand :) Lots of time without exercising a certain skill can lead you to forget it, like for example, proper grammar and writing

sea⛄: :)

must protec: Also, I'm relived he didn't see those pictures! I knew it was a bad idea from the start.... You guys wouldn't listen to what I had to say. Will you please listen now??

chUNGUS: Hngg fine ok

must protec: We shouldn't really try to pick a fight with him, but apologize. It was our fault for teasing him like that. Aren't we friends? Real friends try to solve their problems together! We failed to support him when he was clearly overwhelmed about this, that's why we should all try to overcome this situation together. We'll prove to him that he doesn't have to be jealous of us being with other friends and replacing him. We would've accomplished nothing good with this whole "party" thing. It only would've made him feel worse about all of this, and that would've lead to a terrible outcome, possibly losing his trust or worse, his friendship

chUNGUS: Now that I think about it, you're absolutely right. I didn't think about that at all

chUNGUS: This could've gone so badly, I guess I really just wanted to pick a fight with him

chUNGUS: I'm so sorry....

must protec: It's fine ^^ We all still have a lot to learn as a group and have more than enough room for improvement

sea⛄: Youre giving off such a positive vibe you actually cleared my skin

must protec: I just want to make things right again 😢

chUNGUS: Well, alright! We'll follow your lead. What should we do?

must protec: Let's invite him back into the group and apologize  \(^^)/

sea⛄: Alright 👏

chUNGUS: Hurray for friendship!




must protec changed the group name to We're so sorry! 😞

must protec added Leon






must protec: Hong Kong! We're so so sorry!! 😢 We had no idea you felt that way, and we definitely did not intend to hurt your feelings the way we did. I personally apologize for being such a bad friend and not taking what you said with seriousness. I understand if you're not ready to forgive us, but please know that from now on, we'll be here to help each other out! This was the idea since the beginning, however, as you can see, we failed to do so 😔  Please, please forgive us for being so stupid....

chUNGUS: I'm really fucking sorry man 😭 We all fucked up real bad, I recognize we're not the greatest friends for straight up mocking you like that, but istg you're our best friend (and bf ilysm ❤️❤️❤️) and the last thing we want is to make you feel like shit 😟 Please please please forgive us for being crappy friends. This is really corny but we appreciate you so much, we could never replace you at all 😩 We don't wanna lose a great person like you, I honestly don't know what I would do if we ever stopped being friends. Maybe I would yeet myself off a building, but that's besides the point here. Anyway, it's ok if you don't want to talk to us for now, we're not mad at you, but we hope you understand just how much you mean to us 😄

sea⛄: I'm sorry

chUNGUS: Are you fucking joking??

sea⛄: Im a boy of few words

chUNGUS: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT

sea⛄: IM NOT THE ONE THAT FUCKED UP, I WAS EATING SOME CHIPS WHEN THAT HAPPENED

chUNGUS: APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING THEN

sea⛄: NO

chUNGUS: I'LL CHANGE YOUR FORTNITE PASSWORD

sea⛄: SORRY FOR BEING BORN

must protec: You guys destroyed the mood :(

chUNGUS: fu c k

chUNGUS: It's Sealand's fault

sea⛄: IT DEFINITELY ISNT YOU BIG STUPID >:(

Leon:  👀

Leon: why are you guys apologizing

chUNGUS: Are you blind or stupid?

Leon: im not fucking stupid i read that

Leon: but like

Leon: if anyone really has to apologize its me

Leon: ig i was just in a crappy mood, theres some shit going on, but like im a piece of shit all the time so thats not really an excuse lmao

Leon: uhhhhh shit there goes my pride

Leon: im really sorry

chUNGUS: Tbh we're all lowkey pieces of shit so dw, it's all good

chUNGUS: Except Liechtenstein

chUNGUS: Queen uwu

Leon: queen 👑


must protec^^





chUNGUS changed Leon's nickname to  donkey kong🙊






chUNGUS: Welcome back, you dipshit

donkey kong🙊: um wow

donkey kong🙊: but thanks, it really means a lot to me

donkey kong: oh um also you blocked me on ig

chUNGUS: On what??

donkey kong🙊: on instagram you idiot

chUNGUS: Oof sorry I forgot

chUNGUS: There, unblocked

donkey kong🙊: aight thanks, gonna stalk your profile now

chUNGUS: k

chUNGUS: WAIT A MINUTE

sea⛄: I     C  E L         A       N  D

must protec: I     C           E     L A    N  D

donkey kong🙊: YOU GUYS ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

donkey kong🙊: YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAD A PARTY WITHOUT ME

donkey kong🙊: AND YOU INVITED SOUTH KOREA

sea⛄: Actually we invited everyone except you but only he showed up

chUNGUS: SEALAND STFU YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THINGS WORSE

donkey kong🙊: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME

must protec: You said you didn't want to come to our party

donkey kong🙊: GUYS

donkey kong🙊: G U Y S

donkey kong🙊: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WANTED TO GO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU GUYS FEEL BAD

sea⛄: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW???

chUNGUS: WELL GUESS WHAT WE ACTUALLY FELT BAD YOU FUCKING GENIUS THATS WHY WE HAD THAT PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE

donkey kong🙊: YOU KNOW WHAT LETS JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT

donkey kong🙊: i made you guys feel like shit, you guys had a party without me

donkey kong🙊: let's just leave everything where it is and stop fighting and apologizing

chUNGUS: Ok fair enough

sea⛄: 👍

donkey kong🙊: so like, how was the party

chUNGUS: We just took pictures and ate

donkey kong🙊: ah

sea⛄: UM

chUNGUS: And Sealand broke his leg and got covered in cheese

donkey kong🙊: oh lmao

donkey kong🙊: sounds fun

sea⛄: The fall was kinda fun but the leg breaking part wasn't

must protec: How about we have another party?? To celebrate our reconciliation ^^

donkey kong🙊: that sounds great

chUNGUS: YEAH

sea⛄: NO

chUNGUS: Don't go then lmao who even invited you

sea⛄: >:(

chUNGUS: Just us then, it'll be the best party ever

donkey kong🙊: dont u wanna invite someone else too??

chUNGUS: Nah tbh I just wanna chill with the two of you

must protec: ❤️❤️❤️

donkey kong🙊: that sounds really gay lmao

chUNGUS: Stfu

chUNGUS: Tomorrow at 8, my house

donkey kong🙊: 👍👍

must protec: I'll make some cake :D

sea⛄: Ill choose the music

chUNGUS: LMAO YOU'RE NOT INVITED CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

sea⛄:

donkey kong🙊: we already used that meme before

sea⛄: It's called recycling :v

chUNGUS: No, that's called being stupid

sea⛄: Just end the chapter already

chUNGUS: What chapter

sea⛄:

donkey kong🙊: we already used that meme too

sea⛄: SHUT UP

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