thirty eight
(Christmas Party 🎄 ⛄ 🎁)
chUNGUS: I'm bored
sea⛄: Ok?
chUNGUS: Ew sometimes I forget you're in this group chat too
sea⛄: WOW RUDE
sea⛄: Wait then why did you send a message here if it's only me and Litchnstain??!!
chUNGUS: How's your leg??
sea⛄: Oh ok fuck you too
sea⛄: Broken
chUNGUS: Don't say bad words lmao you're like 3 years old
sea⛄: Can you just shut up?
chUNGUS: What happened to the "You're like a brother to me" thing??
sea⛄: I realized how much of a dumbass you actually are
chUNGUS: I'm actually in tears how can you say that after all we've been through??
sea⛄: You make me miss living in the middle of the ocean with just a goat and a mop
chUNGUS: 😩😞
chUNGUS: You know what? I'm gonna invite Liechtenstein over and talk shit about you in another language, let's see how you like that
sea⛄: o
sea⛄: Joke's on you, i've actually learned some Finnish
chUNGUS: Liechtenstein doesn't know Finnish
sea⛄: Dammit
sea⛄: That sounds really fun tho, I wish I knew more languages
chUNGUS: It gets really confusing sometimes 👀
sea⛄: Maybe you're just stupid
chUNGUS: Says the guy who burned the house down making soup and a sandwich and burned his eyebrows off
sea⛄: DONT SAY THAT HERE
chUNGUS: I never said that, I typed it 🤓
sea⛄: It profoundly saddens me that you, being the neuron lacking dipshit you are, actually managed to have a successful romantic life, while nice people like Liechtenstein and I have to silently suffer in solitude. What lesson is this supposed to give me? Am I supposed to reach for the stars, or bury myself in shit? Is being an imbecile like you actually the right way to go? Should I keep running, hoping to someday reach what you accomplished by just being a simple brainless fucktard, or give in to patheticness??
chUNGUS: I'm
chUNGUS: Who typed that for you?
sea⛄: mum
chUNGUS: Oh
sea⛄: What happened with the pictures??
chUNGUS: What pictures
sea⛄: You playing stupid??
chUNGUS: No, u
sea⛄: Party pictures
sea⛄: Did he say anything?
chUNGUS: Oh lolol
chUNGUS: He didn't say anything at all
sea⛄: Did he even see them??
chUNGUS: Idk I blocked him
sea⛄: YOU FUCKING DONKEY
chUNGUS: 👀
sea⛄: The whole entire point of that was for him to see them
sea⛄: You're as useless as sesame seeds
sea⛄: Wait till Lechtinstein comes back online
must protec: So sorry :'0 I've been reading your messages this whole time! Please go back to school, Sealand :) Lots of time without exercising a certain skill can lead you to forget it, like for example, proper grammar and writing
sea⛄: :)
must protec: Also, I'm relived he didn't see those pictures! I knew it was a bad idea from the start.... You guys wouldn't listen to what I had to say. Will you please listen now??
chUNGUS: Hngg fine ok
must protec: We shouldn't really try to pick a fight with him, but apologize. It was our fault for teasing him like that. Aren't we friends? Real friends try to solve their problems together! We failed to support him when he was clearly overwhelmed about this, that's why we should all try to overcome this situation together. We'll prove to him that he doesn't have to be jealous of us being with other friends and replacing him. We would've accomplished nothing good with this whole "party" thing. It only would've made him feel worse about all of this, and that would've lead to a terrible outcome, possibly losing his trust or worse, his friendship
chUNGUS: Now that I think about it, you're absolutely right. I didn't think about that at all
chUNGUS: This could've gone so badly, I guess I really just wanted to pick a fight with him
chUNGUS: I'm so sorry....
must protec: It's fine ^^ We all still have a lot to learn as a group and have more than enough room for improvement
sea⛄: Youre giving off such a positive vibe you actually cleared my skin
must protec: I just want to make things right again 😢
chUNGUS: Well, alright! We'll follow your lead. What should we do?
must protec: Let's invite him back into the group and apologize \(^^)/
sea⛄: Alright 👏
chUNGUS: Hurray for friendship!
must protec changed the group name to We're so sorry! 😞
must protec added Leon
must protec: Hong Kong! We're so so sorry!! 😢 We had no idea you felt that way, and we definitely did not intend to hurt your feelings the way we did. I personally apologize for being such a bad friend and not taking what you said with seriousness. I understand if you're not ready to forgive us, but please know that from now on, we'll be here to help each other out! This was the idea since the beginning, however, as you can see, we failed to do so 😔 Please, please forgive us for being so stupid....
chUNGUS: I'm really fucking sorry man 😭 We all fucked up real bad, I recognize we're not the greatest friends for straight up mocking you like that, but istg you're our best friend (and bf ilysm ❤️❤️❤️) and the last thing we want is to make you feel like shit 😟 Please please please forgive us for being crappy friends. This is really corny but we appreciate you so much, we could never replace you at all 😩 We don't wanna lose a great person like you, I honestly don't know what I would do if we ever stopped being friends. Maybe I would yeet myself off a building, but that's besides the point here. Anyway, it's ok if you don't want to talk to us for now, we're not mad at you, but we hope you understand just how much you mean to us 😄
sea⛄: I'm sorry
chUNGUS: Are you fucking joking??
sea⛄: Im a boy of few words
chUNGUS: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT
sea⛄: IM NOT THE ONE THAT FUCKED UP, I WAS EATING SOME CHIPS WHEN THAT HAPPENED
chUNGUS: APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING THEN
sea⛄: NO
chUNGUS: I'LL CHANGE YOUR FORTNITE PASSWORD
sea⛄: SORRY FOR BEING BORN
must protec: You guys destroyed the mood :(
chUNGUS: fu c k
chUNGUS: It's Sealand's fault
sea⛄: IT DEFINITELY ISNT YOU BIG STUPID >:(
Leon: 👀
Leon: why are you guys apologizing
chUNGUS: Are you blind or stupid?
Leon: im not fucking stupid i read that
Leon: but like
Leon: if anyone really has to apologize its me
Leon: ig i was just in a crappy mood, theres some shit going on, but like im a piece of shit all the time so thats not really an excuse lmao
Leon: uhhhhh shit there goes my pride
Leon: im really sorry
chUNGUS: Tbh we're all lowkey pieces of shit so dw, it's all good
chUNGUS: Except Liechtenstein
chUNGUS: Queen uwu
Leon: queen 👑
must protec: ^^
chUNGUS changed Leon's nickname to donkey kong🙊
chUNGUS: Welcome back, you dipshit
donkey kong🙊: um wow
donkey kong🙊: but thanks, it really means a lot to me
donkey kong: oh um also you blocked me on ig
chUNGUS: On what??
donkey kong🙊: on instagram you idiot
chUNGUS: Oof sorry I forgot
chUNGUS: There, unblocked
donkey kong🙊: aight thanks, gonna stalk your profile now
chUNGUS: k
chUNGUS: WAIT A MINUTE
sea⛄: I C E L A N D
must protec: I C E L A N D
donkey kong🙊: YOU GUYS ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
donkey kong🙊: YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAD A PARTY WITHOUT ME
donkey kong🙊: AND YOU INVITED SOUTH KOREA
sea⛄: Actually we invited everyone except you but only he showed up
chUNGUS: SEALAND STFU YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THINGS WORSE
donkey kong🙊: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME
must protec: You said you didn't want to come to our party
donkey kong🙊: GUYS
donkey kong🙊: G U Y S
donkey kong🙊: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WANTED TO GO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU GUYS FEEL BAD
sea⛄: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
chUNGUS: WELL GUESS WHAT WE ACTUALLY FELT BAD YOU FUCKING GENIUS THATS WHY WE HAD THAT PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE
donkey kong🙊: YOU KNOW WHAT LETS JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT
donkey kong🙊: i made you guys feel like shit, you guys had a party without me
donkey kong🙊: let's just leave everything where it is and stop fighting and apologizing
chUNGUS: Ok fair enough
sea⛄: 👍
donkey kong🙊: so like, how was the party
chUNGUS: We just took pictures and ate
donkey kong🙊: ah
sea⛄: UM
chUNGUS: And Sealand broke his leg and got covered in cheese
donkey kong🙊: oh lmao
donkey kong🙊: sounds fun
sea⛄: The fall was kinda fun but the leg breaking part wasn't
must protec: How about we have another party?? To celebrate our reconciliation ^^
donkey kong🙊: that sounds great
chUNGUS: YEAH
sea⛄: NO
chUNGUS: Don't go then lmao who even invited you
sea⛄: >:(
chUNGUS: Just us then, it'll be the best party ever
donkey kong🙊: dont u wanna invite someone else too??
chUNGUS: Nah tbh I just wanna chill with the two of you
must protec: ❤️❤️❤️
donkey kong🙊: that sounds really gay lmao
chUNGUS: Stfu
chUNGUS: Tomorrow at 8, my house
donkey kong🙊: 👍👍
must protec: I'll make some cake :D
sea⛄: Ill choose the music
chUNGUS: LMAO YOU'RE NOT INVITED CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
sea⛄:
donkey kong🙊: we already used that meme before
sea⛄: It's called recycling :v
chUNGUS: No, that's called being stupid
sea⛄: Just end the chapter already
chUNGUS: What chapter
sea⛄:
donkey kong🙊: we already used that meme too
sea⛄: SHUT UP
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