Part 1...

🖖👾alfred created the group bitchin

🖖👾alfred added daddy, 🇷🇺 🌻,
Arthur  and CHINA

Arthur: What is this!?  I'm not a bitch, you cunt

Arthur:  Who is daddy??

daddy: me

Arthur: ???? Anybody willing to explain??

🇷🇺🌻:  :) im not a btich

🖖👾alfred: explain what

🖖👾alfred: @🇷🇺🌻  yes you are

🇷🇺🌻:  fight me

🖖👾alfred: i'd rather not ty

Arthur: What's this for???

🖖👾alfred: it's for finding russian hoes

🖖👾alfred: already found one

Arthur: WHAT THE FUCK

🇷🇺🌻: i will crush you

CHINA: NO DONT CRUSH ANYONE

🖖👾alfred: try me bitch

daddy: Aren't we six???

🇷🇺🌻: as yuor american girls say, cash me outside how about that

🖖👾alfred: that's such an old meme

🇷🇺🌻: >:( meme???

🖖👾alfred: o

CHINA: WHY GROUP CHAT?? WHAT IS THIS FOR??

Arthur: Yes, exactly what he said

🖖👾alfred: it's for chatting, you fucking knobs

daddy: Somebody’s missing 👁️

🖖👾alfred: °3°  who could it be

daddy: °3°

🖖👾alfred: °3°

daddy: °3°

daddy: OH WAIT

daddy added maplekid

🖖👾alfred: who is this

daddy: It's your hat

🖖👾alfred:  gasp

🇷🇺🌻: a hat uwu

🖖👾alfred: WE DONT "UWU" HERE

🇷🇺🌻: i will uwu whenever i please to

Arthur: Could you guys please use your names?? I don't know who is who

🖖👾alfred: cuz ur old

daddy: Yeah you're old

Arthur: I can't believe you've done this

maplekid:  Oh hey guys

maplekid: This is Canada btw

maplekid: Didn't expect any of you to remember, of course :D

🖖👾alfred: ooooo hEy bro

daddy: Welcome, small child

Arthur: Salty much, aren't we??

maplekid: Extremely salty, England :))

🇷🇺🌻: oh hllo canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

maplekid: Hii

Arthur: Are you sure you're Canada??

maplekid: Yes. Were you expecting something different??

Arthur: Well, actually

🖖👾alfred: bet he was expecting more of a   "..... hi...... it's me, canada........... oh dear........................................oh boy............please don't cybrbully me......."

Arthur: Honestly

maplekid: :)  I'm behind a screen now. I'm immune to your shit

🇷🇺🌻: O

daddy: O

🖖👾alfred: O

CHINA: O

Arthur: Why are you all saying O!!!

daddy: Please shut the fuck up

Arthur: WHO EVEN ARE YOU??

daddy:  °3°

Arthur: Goddammit wait a minute

Arthur: Fuck you, France

🇷🇺🌻: hhhhhhh+hhhhhhhdhdhhhhh+hhhhhhhhhhhhyygvbj+

🖖👾alfred: is that russian???

CHINA: NO HE SAT ON HIS PHONE

daddy: °3° How do you know that

🖖👾alfred: omfg

CHINA: I DONT I JUST GESSED

daddy: That's not true  I'm looking through your window right now

CHINA: WELL SCRW YOU IM NOT HOME

daddy: Where are you then :)

🇷🇺🌻: were at home watching movies

CHINA: DAMMIT

🖖👾alfred: exposed

daddy: That's so beautiful omfg raise your hand if you're single ✋

maplekid: ✋

Arthur: How can I raise my hand in a chat??

daddy: ✋ copy and paste

Arthur: What?

maplekid: America 🤔 are you not single??

🖖👾alfred: something happened with a furry

daddy: Oh yeah how did that go

🖖👾alfred: i don't wanna talk about it plz

🖖👾alfred:  @maplekid  i know a lot of single people 👈😎👈  for u

maplekid: Thanks but I'm fine

🖖👾alfred: you tryin with someone??

maplekid: No

🖖👾alfred: uh maybe a friend??

maplekid: I said no

maplekid: There's this guy I talk to quite often tho

maplekid: But we're just friends

🖖👾alfred: u guys friends in real life??

maplekid: Got his number from the wall in a  bathroom stall

🖖👾alfred: are you kidding me

maplekid: But I caught him writing it down

🖖👾alfred: oof

maplekid: Yeah, we both saw each other but like not enough to recognize each other in a picture

🖖👾alfred: you both good friends??  :)

maplekid: Uh yeah, we talk a lot tbh, actually we're talking rn

daddy: What about

maplekid: About these two rich douche bags he hates a lot and how they rub their relationship in his face all the time

🖖👾alfred: ouch

🖖👾alfred: he treat u good

maplekid: 👁️ What does that mean

🖖👾alfred: should i go beat him up

maplekid: Actually I kinda feel sorry for him. His ego is big af but like?? He's kind of a loser

🖖👾alfred: lmfao

daddy: Is he a country???

maplekid: Never asked

🖖👾alfred: does he know you're a country??

maplekid: Nah

🖖👾alfred: you know his name??

maplekid: Yeah, not telling because you both are probably gonna track the poor guy down to intimidate him

🖖👾alfred: i would never :)

daddy: I would never :)

🖖👾alfred: what did he look like

maplekid: Stop it! This ain't an interrogation!!

🖖👾alfred: :)

daddy: :)

🖖👾alfred created the group let's find out who's mattie's friend

🖖👾alfred added daddy

🖖👾alfred:  alright bitch let's get to work

daddy: 💃

🖖👾alfred: the fuck is that

daddy: me