(Nordic 5 But Not Iceland)

11/2/17 4:03am

SneakySve: HELP

SneakySve: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

Tino: I would love to laugh, but I'm too busy tRYING TO SLEEP

SneakySve: I'M SERIOUS

Mathias: Seriously, sve?? Like... The first time was funny, the second was... also pretty damn funny. The next was just sad and now??? HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS, BRUH?! EVERY MORNING?! 

Lukas: haha

SneakySve: STUPID

SneakySve: I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS

Tino: FUCKING SHIT SWEDEN I WILL RIP YOUR GODDAMN ASS APART IF ITS NOT TRUE

SneakySve: Thank you, wife. Thank god I can still trust you

Tino: I never said I was getting up

Tino: We'll just find out tomorrow morning

SneakySve: .....

Mathias: We should see if Icey gives a fuck

Lukas: Oh- I forgot to add him after the party incident

Mathias: By the way- NorGE HOW DID YOU FIX YOUR PHONE?

Lukas: DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SCREAM WHAT YOU TEXT?? I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE FROM HERE

Mathias: We're in the same room

Tino: omg dat gay

Mathias: You're just jealous you couldn't have that threesome with Norway and me

Tino: Why with you when it can be Norway and Sweden??

Lukas: Ew?

Mathias: I KNEW IT- DONKEY KONG AND ICEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOUR THREESOME

Tino: I was kidding?? Lmao

SneakySve: IS SOMEBODY COMING TO HELP ME???

Mathias: Why don't you get up yourself?? Can't you see we don't care??

Tino: HOLYSHIT

Lukas: oh god

SneakySve: 👀

Tino: That was hilarious- BUT DON'T YOU GO TALKING TO SWEDEN LIKE THAT!!!

Tino changed Mathias's nickname to dickmark

dickmark changed Tino's nickname to local drug dealer

local drug dealer changed dickmark's nickname to ppap

Lukas: Okay stop it-

ppap: But Norge ;-;

local drug dealer: Norge ;)

Lukas: I'm-

local drug dealer changed Lukas's nickname to sticky whore

sticky whore: FINLAND I SWEAR TO GOD

local drug dealer: hehehe >:)

ppap: LMAO

SneakySve: HEEEEEELP

sticky whore: I'm not going

local drug dealer: I'm going back to sleep

ppap:  >_>

ppap added Emil to the group

ppap: Not my problem anymore

Emil: What the hell is this??

Emil: Ppap?? Denmark???????

SneakySve: ICELAND HELP ME I CAN'T GET UP

Emil: GUYS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

And so, Emil was forced to get out of his comfortable bed and help Sweden off the ground

Sweden went to the hospital and is now in a wheelchair