attempt to swallow a foot long subway

hong kong

he'd probably say no homo afterwards, tho

light something on fire

sealand

sealand would just do it accidentally every time he tried to cook (rip) and whenever he desperately wants attention

lmfao i can just imagine sweden lying in his bed, reading a book peacefully, and then suddenly sealand opens his door and stands at the doorway, a huge blaze of fire behind him, while saying "im bored"

and sweden's all like

buy a balloon just to set it free

maybe iceland??

i would've said liechtenstein, but she probably wouldn't be able to let go of the string so easily, so she would just end up taking it home and taking good care of it until it either popped or deflated

her room would be full of shitty deflated balloons

use a fake id

sealand

the funny thing is he'd probably use it to buy beer or weed for denmark and finland in exchange for whatever the change was

make a dirty movie

hong kong

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hong ko-

create a new language

liechtenstein

so sea, icey and HK can talk together in public without anyone understanding the bs they're saying, therefore saving her from embarrassment almost every time they get together

write an autobiography

iceland and hong kong

both of them would throw shit at people in their autobiographies and express how they've been a victim all their lives kinda like vanya-

eat their homework

sealand

i have no idea why but it's a thing he'd totally do

listen to Prince over MJ

ICELAND

IM NOT EVEN GIVING THIS ONE AN EXPLANATION, THIS IS SOMETHING HE'D 100% DO

do homework last minute

iceland

he'd say he wouldn't do it just to give off that "bad boy" image, but then does it last minute because he cant stand seeing bad marks on his report card

put a fork/spoon in a microwave

sealand and hong kong

sealand would do it accidentally, while hong kong would definitely stop the microwave when sk is making some ramen or something and slip in a couple spoons and a firework, restart it and fucking run

if he ever did this tho, sk would have to start growing out his bangs because his eyebrows would definitely burn off due to the explosion when he stands close to check wtf those flashing lights are

lock themselves out of their own house

iceland, definitely iceland

got nothing to say about this one because i 100% see it happening and i hope you do too

survive watching smut

hong kong

actually im sure he already does this this on a weekly basis im-

get killed by their parents

lmfao sealand no doubt

i would also kill sealand, then drink his virgin blood from a wooden cup carved by 1000 gods

he's just really annoying i don't know what else to add- y'all can probably confirm

drown in a kiddy pool

liechtenstein or iceland

she probably doesn't have much experience holding her breath underwater tbh

idk if she'd be stupid enough to not get up tho lmfao

while iceland does have experience in water, he'd panic like crazy and die quickly

he'd forget he's in a 7 inches of water

get bitten by an ant and scream like tomorrow's doomsday

hong kong

idk why

i just

he's a dramatic bitch

watch the new live action aladdin and dora movie

sealand

he'd think "it's great to revive classics like this"

say will smith would be a great actor in aladdin

liechtenstein and iceland

they either wouldn't want to admit he doesn't look as good as the genie because they actually worked hard to do that, or because they'd genuinely see nothing wrong with it

have a crush on whitewashed diego/dora with tiDdiEs

i don't fucking know lmao

none of em

south korea probably would tho, no doubt

but them 4?? nah bitch they got great taste in crushes

think amy schumer and lele pons are funny

yo lmfao

nobody would

who even does??

most likely to read reader x character

binch im

iceland maybe

when he's lonely and horny

i legally and emotionally CANNOT bring myself to answer this im so sorry-

read the entirety of danish slaughter house without wanting to kys at the end

liechtenstein

switzerland sold her soul for a bowl mashed potatoes

leave more of these if you want, or we can do a Q&A idk whatever you'd like, im gonna go cry rn bye :)