(part 7?)

The story continues!! Iceland and friends team up to kidnap Lichtenstein after Switzerland denies her permission to go on a road trip with them! Will they be able to get away with it?? Stay tuned...

(Road Trip Group Chat)

Emil: Guys let's talk here in case Switzerland hears us planning 👀

Leon: are u kidding lmao hes like literally deaf asf from shooting all the damn time with no protection

Emil: Well YEAH but still

Leon: and hes probably watching soap operas rn we're fineeee

Mathias: i could go for some pizza

Lukas: Could somebody ask Sweden if we're almost there?

Lukas: I tried asking but he has headphones on.

Mathias: guys who's down to get pizza after this

Tino: I'll ask :)

Tino: @Emil could you wake Sealand up

Tino: He's going to ruin his sleep schedule

Leon: was he supposed to be here

Tino: IS HE NOT?

Emil: Oop

Emil: He got home alone'd lmao

Berwald: lol

Mathias: soooo pizza?

Tino: SVE THIS ISNT FUNNY :( HE COULD BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AGAIN

Tino: I'm calling Estonia to take care of him

Lukas: Tino did you forget what happened last time?

Lukas: @Mathias I'll get pizza with you

Mathias: <333

Mathias: Also wasn't he in a mexican prison?

Tino: :( You're right. Who can we call??

Mathias: I could call Prussia

Mathias: He's nearby and look at what a good job he did at raising Germany!!!!

Tino: :( I'm not sure...Isn't there something a little wrong with Germany??

Leon: he's just gay i think

Tino: >:( That is NOT it

Berwald: He's gay?

Tino: SVE EYES ON THE ROAD

Emil: He's been in the closet for like a million years

Berwald: Denial gay

Mathias: THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS SAYING

Tino: THAT IS NOT WHAT IM SAYING

Tino: SVE THE ROAD

Berwald: :( Sorry wife

Lukas: Why are all our friends gay?

Leon: im bisexual actually

Lukas: I said friends

Tino: Don't listen to him Hong Kong, we love you

Leon: :) <3

Mathias: Monkey man, you're a part of our family

Leon: ?????

Leon: Emil....

Emil: Look

Leon: >:(

Emil: HE HEARD ME CALLING YOU DONKEY KONG

Leon: >:(

Lukas: Sweden I swear I've seen that tree like 8 times already

Mathias: what tree

Lukas: The small one that's shaped strangely

Mathias: ??

Lukas: The phallic looking one

Mathias: what

Lukas: The one that looks like a dick

Matthias: ah yeah we passed that one like 9 times

Matthias: 10

Leon: weird

Leon: there's a dick tree a couple meters from liech's house

Mathias: maybe that's what trees in switzerland look like jshsjs

Leon: no im sure its liech's dick tree

Emil: >:( Why have we passed it 10 times then??

Berwald: Sorry

Berwald: Listening to good song :)

Lukas: Are you trying to say we've been driving in circles just so Sweden can finish listening to his song???

Sweden: It's walk like an egyptian

Lukas: I apologize, please take your time

Emil: Are you ready Hong Kong??

Leon: no

Emil: Are you scared?

Leon: lol

Leon: of what

Emil: It's dark outside :0 Like, very dark outside

Leon: im aware

Emil: Will you be okay??

Leon: yeah chill

Emil: :/

Berwald: We are here now :)

Mathias: "now"

Berwald: 👀🗡

Tino: ILL GET THE ROPE AND STUFF YOU GUYS WAKE UP MR PUFFIN

(6 minutes later)

Emil: Sweden do you know if Finland took his phone with him??

Berwald: No

Emil: You don't know or he didn't

Berwald: No

Matthias: did you guys tell lechtenstain you were going to come??

Emil: There would be no point in kidnapping her if we told her

Matthias: what if she screamed or something??

Emil: o

Emil: Fuck

Lukas: Finland's waving at us. Say hi.

Mathias: What a joyful little guy

Mathias: Omg he's asking us to call him

Mathias: See Norge I knew he'd come around with the threesome idea

Lukas: If I could choke you right now I honestly would, but I don't want to sabotage the mission.

Mathias: Omg at least wait for Tino to come back to start the action

Mathias: JWHHDJWNDKABDNSJSJ

Mathias: JSNSNNSNNNNNNN

Emil: FUCKING STOP CHOKING HIM THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US

Emil: Oh huh hold on guys I'm getting a call from Hong Kong

incoming call....
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Iceland: Hello?? Are you guys okay?

Hong Kong: Yeah, we're fine. But-

Iceland: What about you?? Are you okay?? Are you scared??

Hong Kong: Me? Never

Iceland: Hong Kong

Hong Kong: Nope

Iceland: Hong Kong, I know you're scared, and that's ok. It doesn't make me think any less of you. If after all this time I never made fun of you for it, what makes you think I will now?

Hong Kong: .....

Iceland: Don't worry about it :) You don't need to tell me if you don't want to. I just wanted to remind you that you don't need to suffer alone, if you ever need to share something like that, I'm here for you :)

Hong Kong: ..... Thank you :)

Iceland: :) I love you

Hong Kong: I love you t-

Finland: *from behind HK* PLEASE STOP WITH THE GAY SHIT AND TELL HIM ABOUT THE WINDOW

Iceland: What's wrong with it??

Hong Kong: It's closed, and we can't open it from the outside

Iceland: Wake her up then, it's fine

Hong Kong: Her bed is really far away from the window, we can't unless we like, clap really loudly or something. There's literally no way we can wake her up unless we make some noi- *WOOSHING NOISES*

Finland, who took Hong Kong's phone* : So basically, we can smash her window and there wouldn't be a difference??

Iceland: NO?? DON'T DO IT

Finland: There wouldn't?? So can we??

Iceland: YES THERE WOULD

Finland: YES?? OKAY- *MORE WOOSHING NOISES, AND THEN THE SOUND OF GLASS SHATTERING* *LOUD ALARM NOISES*

Iceland: FUCKINGJSKSBAMAKAJAKAKAKAKSBXNXNSH

Hong Kong: ICELAND ISHAOSHXKSJS WHA

call lasted 2 minutes

5 days later...

Chat between seaboy (Sealand) and Mama (Finland)

seaboy: When are you coming home :((((

seaboy: I'm having a fun time with Mr. Prussia :D He lets me cook and he cleans up all the mess afterwards!! When you come home, I'll prepare something for you!!

seaboy: It doesn't taste as bad as you'd think!!

seaboy: Wy came over and she almost didn't throw up!!

seaboy: I miss you guys :((

Chat between GREAT LORD (Prussia) and Tino (Finland)

GREAT LORD: TINO HELLO

GREAT LORD: THIS IS PRUSSIA. PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR CONTACTS AS AWESOME PRUSSIA, THANK YOU

GREAT LORD: Idk if they gave you your phone back But I'll be texting you anyway

GREAT LORD: Seaworld is worried about you and idk how long I can hide the fact that you're in jail

GREAT LORD: PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT THE LITTLE GUY, HE'S IN GREAT HANDS

GREAT LORD: 4 HANDS

GREAT LORD: BECAUSE I INVITED A FRIEND

GREAT LORD: Your house has never looked or smelled better!!!!

GREAT LORD: Your kitchen tiles were actually white, did you know that?

GREAT LORD: AND YOUR CURTAINS WERE ALSO WHITE

GREAT LORD: My friend is teaching Seaworld to cook. He will be making some very awesome pancakes very soon!!!

GREAT LORD: ALSO I HOPE YOU DONT MIND YOUR TABLE LEGS BEING GNAWED ON

GREAT LORD: THERE IS A TINY POLAR BEAR THAT THINKS THEY'RE GOOD FOR CHEWING. FORGIVE HIM PLEASE, HE'S SMALL AND A LITTLE STUPID

GREAT LORD: ALSO LITTLE BRO IS ROCKING A MOHAWK

GREAT LORD: THAT WAS NOT MY IDEA THEREFORE I REFUSE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HIS RUINED HEAD

GREAT LORD: IF YOU NEED HELP GETTING BAILED JUST CALL ME I KNOW A GUY

GREAT LORD: THE GUY IS ACTUALLY A GIRL BUT SHE GETS THE JOB DONE AND SHE OWES ME A FAVOR

GREAT LORD: PRUSSILLY YOURS, PRUSSIA