(Part 3)
(IRL/Not in chat mode)

*on their way to Switzerland's house*

Iceland: *spreads map on table*

Everyone: *gathered around table*

Iceland: Ok, this is the plan, we'll-

Hong Kong: Iceland. Why is this map blank?

Iceland: *inhale* If you'd only LISTEN to what I have to say-

Iceland: I'm going to draw her house so we can have some sort of idea of... everything... and what we'll do..... *realization*

Hong Kong: Do you... remember what her house looks like??

Iceland: ....... No-

Iceland: ANYWAY!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER! THIS IS WHAT WE'LL DO

Everyone: 👀

Norway: *proud his little brother is taking the lead of.... whatever bullshit this is uwu*

Iceland: We have to stay a few feet away from the fence, otherwise the alarms will definitely go off. He has some sort of laser movement detector thing... Like, from inside the fence, in between his house and the fence....On the ground only though.... Hng.. Like this *starts scribbling on the blank map*

Iceland: And like, we have to avoid that... Obviously....... *scribbles some more on the map*

Everyone: .......

Iceland: Okay, so here's the tricky part. We have to get to her without triggering any alarms. So, I was thinking we could like, shoot some sort of thing.. .... the shooty one, you know?? Um.... the... *makes hand gestures*

Everyone: .....

Iceland: The thing!! You know- *whines*

Iceland: Oh!

Iceland: This!! *draws something on top of the map and shows it*

Map:

Everyone:

Sealand: W

Sealand: What part is the thing you don't know the name of??

Iceland: This- *points to the gray thing*

Sealand: It looks like.... A tentacle

Iceland: No!!!

Finland: Seaweed??

Denmark: WHEAT???! IS IT WHEAT??

Iceland: This isn't a game!!! And no, it's not wheat! It's made of iron... or some sort of metal

Norway: A clock

Iceland: *aggressively points at gray scribble* DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A CLOCK??

Sealand: IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING!! YOUR DRAWINGS ARE CRAP

Finland: S E A L A N D

Finland: If you don't have anything nice to say....

Sealand: -then don't say anything at all *SIGHS*

Finland: That's right uwu

Finland: But yeah, your drawings are total crap

Norway: Why don't you just say it in whatever language you remember it in?? We'll understand you, little brother :)

Norway: Except maybe Finland... *glare*

Finland: >:(

Iceland: Ummmm, yeah no :)

Norway: :'0 W-What

(nAN i???)

Iceland: I don't... want to :) Let's keep talking about the plan-

Norway: :') O-Oh ok

Hong Kong: 👀 You know, I never heard you speak any other language besides Engli-

Iceland: Yeah, and you never will :)

Hong Kong:

Iceland: T H E  P L A N  *SLAMS HAND REPEATEDLY ON THE TABLE*

Sweden: *while driving and jamming to Dancing Queen* Don't hit my table >:(

Iceland: :)

Iceland: Can.... somebody tell me what this is called *points to gray scribble again*

Denmark: It looks like a foot :/

Iceland: Well it's fOKIN NOT

Iceland: It's a.... grappling..... grappling thing-

Sealand: A grappling... hook?

Iceland: Y E  S

Iceland: GRAPPLING HOOK

Iceland: OKOK SO- We shoot a grappling hook towards her window, and then Hong Kong and Finland will cl-

Hong Kong: I'm going to interrupt just this once-

Hong Kong: I already see where you're going with this plan, and I guess it's pretty acceptable...? But, like, where are we going to get a grappling hook??

Iceland: We always have all kinds of whacky shit, we'll probably find one

Finland: I'm pretty sure we don't have a grappling hook here.... At home, sure, but not here

Iceland: Damn.... We need to get a rope to her window somehow, otherwise it's impossible to get from the RV to her window without touching the ground. There's no ladder long enough, either...

Hong Kong: HmmmMmmMMM

Finland:  HmmmMMMMMM

Norway: HmmmMMMMMM

Denmark: HmmmMMMMMM

Sealand: HmmmMMMMMMM

Sweden: Hmmm....

Iceland: HmmmMMMMMM-

Mr. Puffin: *who was sleeping in his cage the entire time* Could you all just sHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP?? SHIT, YOU'RE ALL SO ANNOYING AND LOUD >:(  ITS FOKIN 3 AM

Iceland:  .........You.... can fly

Mr. Puffin:  ........ Your observations skills amaze me beyond belief, you sharp bastard. Did your brain get petrified after all these years or what???

Iceland:  ::')

Iceland:  ........ I have an idea

Iceland: Can you.... do me a favor??

Mr. Puffin: That depends.... Are you going to shut up???

Iceland: Um.... we'll try :')

Mr. Puffin: .....Fine, what???

And so, Iceland explained the plan to Mr. Puffin: they needed somebody to fly over to Liechtenstein' s window with a rope and tie it around something. The other end would be tied to the RV, so Hong Kong and Finland can reach the window without touching the floor. It was a very shitty plan, however, it was the only thing they were capable of thinking of- it was 3 am, goddammit.

As the tall and intimidating mountains began appearing as they advanced more and more, they guys were more than nervous. After a minutes, they distinguished the silhouette of Switzerland's huge house from the trees and rocks surrounding it.

They went over the plan one last time, before they finally began the execution of their most dangerous operation yet:  kidnapping Liechtenstein, and making it out alive

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