12/11/17 3:45am

dumbitch: Guess what I did today

dumbitch: C'mmon guess

dawg: you wrote in your diary like a little girl??

dumbitch: Not quite

dawg: you wrote in someone else's diary??

dumbitch: mmmmmyesyes but what else

dawg: you stole someone's diary??

dumbitch: YES! NORWAY'S!!!

dumbitch: He's so boring tho

dawg: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

dumbitch:  I kid you not

dawg: die

dawg: die a horrible death

dawg: plz

dumbitch: :')))

dawg: dude you do realize he could cast a spell on you or some norway crap if he found out right??

dumbitch: No, actually it's pre-revenge cuz he's planning on reading mine

dawg: bruh

dumbitch: BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! HE'S GOOD AT HIDING STUFF

dawg: prolly shoved it up his ass or smth

dumbitch: what

12/11/17 4:21am

Dinosaur: Hello!! :D

dawg: STOP BOTHERING ME

Dinosaur: ;-;

dawg: shit sorry wrong chat

must protec: What's wrong oni-chan???

dawg: wtf

must protec: I was dared

must protec: What's wrong??

dawg: s o u t h

dawg: istg i will kill him

must protec: Don't!! K-POP WILL NOT EXIST

dawg: oh yeah, that would be a shame

dawg: he keeps on complaining cuz he wants to be in the group ;へ;

dumbitch: don't add him

dawg: i won't jfc

dawg: wait hold on-

(chat between Hong Kong (not south) and South Korea (south) )

12/11/17 4:24am

south
PLEASE COME ON PLEASE PLEASE

not south
FUCKING NO

not south
THEYRE MY FRIENDS 

 south
:000
u jelly

everyone likes me more than they
like you

not south
bitch plz

not south
literally no one like you

south
You wound me, kong kong

not south
i hate that nickname u fucker

south
HOW ABOUT I MAKE MY OWN GROUP

not south
lmao?? with who?!

12/11/17 4:58am

im yong soo cool named the group motherfucking swag

im yong soo cool added Leon to the group

im yong soo cool added LinLin to the group

im yong soo cool:  LMAO I ACTUALLY DID IT

Leon: IFSTG

im yong soo cool: SINCE I COULDN'T JOIN YOURS, I MADE MY OWN HAHAHAHA

im yong soo cool: THIS WAS THE BEST PLAN EVER!! ALSO, GUESS WHAT??? OuO

Leon: plans were invented in korea??

im yong soo cool: YESYES KONG KONG GUESSED IT HFKSBDJAJF

Leon: kms

im yong soo: OKAY WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT NOW??? *0*

Leon: idfk

Leon: sleep

Leon: what's with that shitty username btw

im yong soo cool: GASP

im yong soo cool: it IS NOT SHITTY [SLAPS]

Leon: did u just text slap me...

Leon: u bitch

im yong soo cool: You'll have to dEaL WiTh iT

Leon: oh god no

im yong soo cool: NYEEEESS

LinLin: W h a t  t h e   f u d g e   i s   a l l   o f    t h i s

im yong soo cool: HAI HAI ITS OUR BRAND NEW GROUP

LinLin: =_=

Leon: is that an imitation of china?

LinLin: HoNg KoNg

im yong soo cool: IM DYING HAHAJAHAHA

LinLin: We know!! We can hear your laughter all around the house
Leon: actually i can't since im not at home

LinLin: ...... Did you sneak out again?

Leon: ..... plz dont tell tai :')

LinLin: Ok fine- but you'll spend the rest of the weekend with ME

im yong soo cool: NO NO WITH ME

Leon: how about...

Leon: i shob a fork

Leon: up

LinLin: AAAAAAAAAA

im yong soo cool: TAI RUN WHILE YOU CAN YOUR INNOCENCE SHALL NOT BE SHATTERED

Leon: your

LinLin: AAAAAAA HONGY PLZ NUUU

Leon: ok fine

LinLin: :3333

im yong soo cool: PHEW

im yong soo cool: Have you guys seen that new meme??

Leon: ass

Leon was blocked

(i fokin can't make the chats look normal they look so deformed- i tried on my phone, laptop and tablet but they just move one or two spaces and shit-)