My favorite part of this AU is probably this chapter 😂😂😂.

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As a gift from Mephisto for saving Izumo all on their own, the ExWires and Yukio got to take a trip to a bath house, along with Shura for supervision. Rin was sitting with Yukio and Konekomeru in one of the baths. He looked utterly peaceful. It was such a strange sight that Suguro kept sneaking little glances at him while he washed off before going into the baths.

Rin was short, but slim, like a dancer.  One could almost say he was petite, if not for the solid muscle on his body under unmarked skin. Rin had no scars left over from injuries Suguro had seen him with and he finally looked like a living being instead of half-dead after the attack he'd suffered from Lucifer and whatever happened to him at the Laboratory in Shimane.

Rin's ink-black hair was longer–the longest locks reaching his chin–and his bangs fell into his eyes. His tail was the same color as his hair and was long and slender, resting curled up at the floor of the bath he was in. Suguro wasn't used to seeing it, since Rin usually hid it. And God damn, how did Rin have a waist that slim?

However, as soon as the thought that "Holy shit, Rin was pretty for a guy" popped up, Suguro thought about something else. He was a monk, he couldn't like the same gender. Not to mention Rin was the son of Satan and on top of that, an emotionless brick who probably didn't understand love at all. Or most other emotions, for that matter.

Besides, how the fuck did you tell an emotionally detached asshole that you wanted to kiss the drops of water off his neck and tuck his pretty hair behind his ear?

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Izumo, on the other side of the wall, thought about Rin taking the Nine-Tails from her mother so Tamamo could live. It was endearing, even though it could also be thought of as tactical thinking. She wondered if they were also talking about the mission on the other side of the wall.

As soon as she imagined it and saw Rin naked in her mind, she shut it down. Now was not the time to get the hots for a guy who'd never notice you. Still, Rin was a good looking guy. It was unfair for all the girls that crushed on him in their year.

"Eh, thinking about cute boys, Kamiki? Or maybe even....cute girls?" Shura was grinning when Izumo opened her eyes. The woman gestured discreetly to Shiemi, who still had her eyes closed in enjoyment and relaxation.

Izumo's face burned and she shook her head. "No!"

Back over with the boys, Suguro had finally joined them in the bath. Shima and Takara were the only ones not with them. Shima was, for some reason, staring at the wall that separated them from the girls and Takara was off being an asshole in a different bath.

"Is it okay for you to be in there?" Rin asked the puppet.

"What, are you saying I can't enjoy the hot water?" The rabbit snapped.

"No, I was trying to see if drowning you was an option." Rin said, smiling sickly-sweet. They thought he was being serious, but Suguro realized Rin was just being petty and snickered.

"Would that wake your master up, you bastard?" Rin kept pushing.

"I will fight you, demon boy!" The puppet snarled. Rin flipped him off.

"Oh fuck you!"

Rin shook his head. "No thanks." He was not expecting that thing to actually be funny. He really did wonder what was up with the sleeping host body, though.

"Oi, Shima. You gonna join us or are you still mad at me for taking your dream job away?" Rin called. Shima glared at him.

"Don't call out to me, I'm upset." He grumped.

"Dude, chill out. If you regret the decision so much, he can just drown you right now if you'd like." Suguro joked.

"Don't tell me to chill out! I'm the only honest one here! Even Okumura isn't honest when it comes to this!" Shima cried. Konekomeru furrowed his brows.

"I feel like we missed something." He stated.

Yukio nodded. "I don't think he's talking about his choice." He agreed.

"On the other side of this wall, are three beautiful girls! And you all are sitting there like idiots! Stop lying to yourselves and admit you wanna see!" Shima yelled.

Yukio burst out into unexpected laughter. Konekomeru's face was beet red and he sink to his nose in the water. Suguro looked annoyed and Rin just sat there with the same neutral expression, as always.

"What are you laughing at, Teach?! Don't you wanna see Shiemi?" Shima crossed his arms. Yukio straightened up.

"Not really, no. That'd be awkward. She's too naive to date and I'm not interested." The teen shrugged.

"I just wanna pass the exam comin' up." Suguro said. Konekomeru nodded in agreement. Rin stayed silent.

"What about you, Rin? Don't you wanna see?" Shima urged.

Rin shook his head. "Well what do you want?" Shima asked, confused.

Rin thought for a moment, then answered. "I want this fox bitch to stop screaming in my head." He decided, getting a snicker from Suguro.

"Has anyone else noticed those or should I sit here and wait for you to see them?" Rin added, looking up at the top of the wall.

"Those are Wise Monkeys!" Konekomeru gasped.

"Does anyone see those?!" Shura shouted over the wall.

"Yeah, we see 'em!" Suguro answered, getting up. He chanted a holy verse quickly and the monkeys poofed into thin air. In the excitement, Rin got out of the tub and pulled Shima out of his own so he wouldn't drown. He'd passed out when the monkeys disappeared.

Rin laid him delicately on the tile and grabbed a towel to cover his proof of manhood, then got back into the bath with the other guys. They were staring at him strangely. "What?" he tilted his head to the side.

"Brother....I've never seen you be so gentle." Yukio said quietly.

"Humans are fragile." Rin looked at the water to avoid the gazes, but Suguro could swear Rin's cheeks tinted pink just a bit.

It was quiet for a moment before Konekomeru broke the silence. "But to go off of Shima's question, Okumura, do you actually like anybody in this class?" He questioned.

"Not the way you're asking. I don't really care about those things. The person I'm closest to would be Suguro though." Rin responded. Said teen sputtered. "Why me?!"

"Because you amuse him more than most. Good job Suguro." Yukio clapped a hand on his shoulder, trying not to laugh. He wasn't surprised that Rin liked Suguro more than his own brother. Yukio had spent most of his life pissing Rin off.

Besides, Yukio thought it would be interesting to see what kind of pair a Detached, but still learning Rin and a Headstrong Suguro would make. Shiro may have been acting as a priest, but he'd never exactly instilled the Lord's Word unto them, so Rin liking the same gender wasn't really a problem morally.

"Hey boys~!" They all looked up to see Shura at the top of the wall. If they listened, they could hear Shiemi and Izumo fussing and telling her to get down. Rin smirked.

"Get down, you big-breasted bitch!" He called. Shura laughed and went back to her own side. The other boys were freaking out. Yukio looked embarrassed, Suguro looked disappointed in humanity, and Konekomeru looked like he wanted to die. Rin laughed.

"Oi, don't laugh at us just cuz you don't have to feel the things we do, asshole!" Suguro barked. That only made Rin laugh harder.

"Stop being so stupid over something so simple. She was a hundred feet up, easy. You really think she saw anything?" Rin rolled his eyes.

"Or are you hiding something big enough for her to see from there, Suguro?" Rin moved  in front of Suguro to lean close enough for their chests to touch, smirking up at the older teen. Suguro was taller than Rin, but somehow, he felt like Rin was towering over him.

"Someone please drown me." Suguro groaned, cheeks flushed scarlet. Rin moved away and gave Suguro his space back. Yukio was laughing and Konekomeru was trying not to laugh at his friend's expense, but he'd never seen Bon so flustered in his life. Of course Rin would take a liking to him. He had great reactions to just about anything.

"It's okay, I'll keep your secret." Rin winked, dragging it on just to torture the boy. Suguro hid his burning face in his hands.

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"Hey, Rin?" Suguro asked later, when they were about to separate on the oath to their respective dorms.

"Yeah?" Rin answered.

"Do you really like me the most?" For some reason, Suguro couldn't stop thinking about it.

Rin slowed down and then he was right next to Suguro.

"You're my favorite." He murmured directly into the taller teen's ear. As expected, it made the boy go red again. Rin grinned widely, fangs and all.

"Don't get too full of yourself, Shima's caught my interest, too." He said offhandedly, walking off on a different path with his brother to their own dorm.

Suguro steamed by himself on the way to his own dorm, walking behind his two childhood friends.

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Now before y'all get mad at me for "making it gay," it's really not(yet). Rin likes playing with things that interest him. He likes watching them squirm because he doesn't understand what it's like to feel how they feel. So it's not really gay, at least on Rin part. It's just part of being emotionless.

I will say that Rin doesn't have a problem flirting with people because it makes them freak out and shit's funny to him.