(Sauron is sitting in his fort crying curled up in a ball)
Sauron: WHY? WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME? (More tears) SHE WAS MY ONLY LOVE!

Saruman: My lord, why are you so upset?

Sauron: My love. My true love has left me!

Saruman: Oh my!

(An army sounds out outside)

Saruman: Gondor is charging at us, Sauron!

Sauron: (Cries) I DONT CARE, YOU FOOL!

Saruman: I think you should do something! Aragorn is here!!!

Sauron: OH MY GOD!!!! HES SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!! HE WILL FALL!!! (Looks over the fort wall)

Aragorn: (In the distance) Sauron! You will fall!

Sauron: WHAT???

Aragorn: YOU WILL FALL!!!

Sauron: OH!!!!

Legolas: (Rides up next to Aragorn)

Sauron: (Begins to cry again) My love!!! COME BACK TO ME!!!!

Legolas: WHAT THE???

Aragorn: WHOS YOUR LOVE???

Sauron: That beautiful she-elf next to you!

Aragorn: Th... That's Legolas!!!!

Sauron: WHAT?????? (Jumps over wall and is killed by Aragorn)