Sam: (Running through Mirkwood) HE'S COMING FOR ME!!!!

Legolas: (Grabs Sam) Woah, little man!!! Who are you running from?!

Sam: (Sees Pippin) HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!

Pippin: GIVE ME MY MUSHROOMS!!!!

Sam: ARGH!!! (Chucks Legolas the mushrooms) HERE!!!

Legolas: ARGH!!!! (Runs away)

Pippin: (Attacks Sam) WHERE ARE THEY!!!!

Sam: ARGH!!! STOP!!! LEGOLAS HAS THEM!!!!

Pippin: Oh really? LEGOLAS!!!! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!

Sam: Phew!! (Plays on his fungiPhone)

Legolas: (Hiding in Gollum's cave)

Pippin: Leggi! Come out! Come out, wherever you are! I know you're there!!

Gollum: (Jumps on top of Legolas) RAWWWR!!!

Legolas: Shut up!!! I'm hiding!!

Gollum: Whachoo hiding from, precious?

Legolas: Pippin!! He's after these!! (Holds up mushrooms)

Gollum: Mmmm... I'll take them!!!

Legolas: Phew! Thanks!!!

Gollum: (Snatches them and stuffs them in his mouth)

Legolas: What are you doing?! Don't swallow!!! Don't!!!!

Gollum: (Swallows)

Legolas: ARGH!!! YOU IDIOT!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!!! PIPPIN OS TOTALLY GONNA STRANGLE YOU!!!!

Gollum: ARGH!!!!! He's coming!!!

Pippin: (Charges towards them) DIE!!!

Nazgul: (Jumps out in front of Pippin) SCREEEEEECH!!!!!

Pippin: WOAH!!!! MORDOR DEMON!!!! (Runs away)

Legolas: Phew!!!

Gollum: Those mushrooms were lovely!!!

Pippin: (Comes back) WHAT?!

Gollum: NOTHING!!!

Pippin: YOU ATE MY MUSHROOMS!!!!!

Gollum: NO WE DIDN'TS!!!! IT WAS... (Points at Legolas) HIM!!!!

Legolas: But...

Pippin: Adios, elf!!!

Legolas: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs away)