If there exists taglines/captions for each one of my close friends on wattpad (forgive me if I miss your name), what would they be?

Take this light heartedly. It's meant for fun only.

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Let me start with the awesomest minion.

MahekVij : Kill me how? Simple. Snatch my phone away.

zraddha : I know more uses of water than all of you. Yet I'm an oasis (Don't kill me now :P)

NiveditaSinha25 : Oh wait, what did you say? I got confused.

AnkuGarg : Write anything you want, all you get from me is Naaaaiiiiiceee.

nevereternity : I disappear more than I appear.

Ginny_Roth : Don't talk about my shooting or else, I'll shoot you.

Umadevi20 : Brozoning people since 20 years.

rampoorna : I'll give you in writing, but writing is not my forté.

antara_unexists : When I myself am unexisting, how can my tagline exist?

DebopritaBhattachary :  An intelligent ghost with dumbness.

bbwithblackwings : You know when's Apocalypse happening, don't you?
It's when I become an optimist.

vanuSh99 :  My favorite sport? Dancing with words.

undoubtedlymine : Don't make me write coz, my thoughts are undoubtedlymine, mine only.

cchinu - I'm a man of few words, so no words for me, please.

AnAspiringSoul : Ash and Trash do rhyme, don't they?

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Which of the above captions do you find funniest?

Thank you AnAspiringSoul for helping me out with the names.

But, wait, I did forget an important person. Yeah, that's me.

Now, can each one of you try to give me a tagline? ;)