Song for the Day: Vietnam by Crystal Castles

as a high-functioning individual i don't crop my photos or bother drawing on non-school paper anyways these are all from november but smash that motherfuckin LIKE button if you too have existential anxiety or just really really like drawing cartoon dogs

alexa play despacito 

me: *spends hours and hours makes design for alexa*

my brain: you going to stick with that

me, already bastardizing her model sheet and vandalizing her grave: no 

this is my friend smile dog 

i have this game where i draw really mildly threatening pictures of my ocs all over my school papers and my teachers have this game where they play it off and don't send me to the counselling department, which is okay because our counselling department is what the kids call some hot garbage 

small pechi 

"fuck you i'm dog"

-alexa

"fuck you i'm dog"

-alexa

"fuck you i'm dog"

-alexa

"7.8/10 too much commentary on a society that doesn't exist"

-ign

alexa doesn't fuckin SMILE what is this bullshit i'm calling the cops 

i'm offended

oooooh someone's gotta crush 

g'ana literally wants to fuck everything she sees though so it's like............ are you really.... are your feelings even really worth acknowledging

out of all the seven deadly sins to self-actualize and Become Meguca I guess lust was about as valid a choice as any lmao 

tabey....... if she looks tired and done with everyone's shit it might be a side effect of her being tired and done with everyone's shit.

dude she's a fucking longboi no one understands how much joy pechi's longboi status brings into my life. fucking look at that. 

SERIOUS LONGBOI HOURS

girlfriends 

it's way funnier in context because the further into this book the more you realize none of them should really be allowed in relationships but i mean dude seriously not pechi 

YKNOW LIKE NYAH 

we finally got to the scene in the book where alexa fucking bowls pechi over and asks her to validate her dominance kink it's great i love writing someone please end me so i never have to set another finger to a keyboard again. amputate all my fingers and sell them on ebay. fucking cut my tongue out so i can't do text-to-speech. to ensure i don't write with my toes dump my body into a river. they're especially cold this time of year. i'd flash you a thumbs up on the way down but no fingers