I wrote one-sentence summaries for all my books. They're roughly in order of how good they are so if you've ever wanted to read one of my books, this is a good starting point. If you've already read one tell me how accurate the summary is because man i had fun with some of these

Deja Vu (Draft 2): Mediocre teenage male twins are ruthlessly manipulated by physical incarnations of their mental illnesses into becoming magical girls, whereupon they discover, respectively, the power of Actually Having Friends and polyamory. 

Penstroke: Editing is way more metal with an added threat of death, but it's fine because said editor has been groomed from birth to think her destiny involves risking her life to edit her friend's first novel because it's the only social contact she's received after being hidden from the world by her broken family and their terrible family friends.

Braver Than Our Demons: A pilot is such a fundamentally bad person that her crewmates would rather lose a bet with the literal devil and cave into the worst sides of their personalities than have to be in a room with her.

CRUX: There was supposed to be a plot about systemic injustice but instead Derrick Renard, the best protagonist I've ever written, fucks around for an entire book and learns how to love himself from at least five more competent females who are doing way more interesting things in the background while he stumbles right around the plot. 

Roses and Thorns: A singular intern fixes an entire town's problems and solves a mystery just by being proactive (and working with a convict under the nose of the law).

Dog Day Wars: A con artist learns that you don't have a good person for people to love you, which is great for him, because he is only skating the edge of "good person" because everyone else is murdering people to use their bones for magical warfare.

The Cities Have Fallen (II): Amnesiac dog screams in overwound narrative while her travelling companion considers murder.

The Cities Have Fallen: The above but with jokes only an eighth grader would find funny about armadillos.

Amalgama: Twelve codependent shapeshifters fuck around in the woods while having existential breakdowns due to their imperfect inhuman psychologies, resulting in a story with more trigger warnings than the Homestuck epilogues.

Out Of Bounds: Aliens.

Extraordinary: The protagonist was so bad that this book imploded. 

Double Rainbow: GMO sparkledogs team up with a mom friend and an actual dad to fight the Antichrist. 

and the actually good rewrite, The Space Between Stars: Librarian gets to work with the religious autocrat she used to write fanfiction about marrying, ends up a better strategist than others who have worked their whole life on it, meanwhile, in the background, GMO sparkledogs debate the ethics of their own existence.

The Gardenkeeper's Daughters: Two gardeners, the world's first lesbian, Dog Jesus, and a piece of white bread team up to fight the Antichrist. This sounds way more interesting than it actually is, since most of it is them walking around and thinking about their feelings.

**These are old and also fanfiction.**

Hearts of Gold Trilogy: Sometimes I have to tell people, in public, that when I was twelve I wrote 300,000 words of Pokemon fanfiction wherein Shauna is a lesbian magical girl, Red from Twitch Plays Pokemon is the antagonist, and the world ends multiple times as a plot point; the culminating moral of which is that our connections with our loved ones give meaning and singularity to our otherwise meaningless and futile existence. 

DragonClan Trilogy: Every single one of these books is actually on a slightly different version of the DragonClan timeline because we canonically had time travel in a Warrior Cats RP. If it wasn't obvious from the fact it's literally named DragonClan, DragonClan cares about as much as canon as a fish cares about a bicycle.

Where The River Bends: Every chapter is from a different perspective and as you would expect, there is no plot.

Fandomstuck: The most sinful thing this book does is imply I have a fandom.

Also for kicks here are some books which I have talked about here but haven't written yet that will be on Wattpad within the next year:

Spirits Rising: A dragon, a prince, and an undercover member of the police end up being roommates in an interdimensional crime syndicate.

Feudal Phase: Small alien child decides to fight their own biology by recruiting an army of aliens who are also upset about the fact that at age fifteen, they will mutate into giant beasts beyond their own comprehension and lose all their memories of their childhood. It's not clear what they can actually do about this, since they already swore off the neighboring suicide cult, but you better believe they're angry about it, and that they fully intend to fight biology.

Lux: Seven fifth graders find out that their friend is God and that their entire existence hinges on keeping her entertained. 

The World Has Always Been Ending: In a post-apocalyptic society, three teenagers exploit the idyllic nature of what is possibly one of the last outcrops of humanity by abusing substances, forming at least fifty bands, and shirking authority.

Kill Your Darlings: The world's most passable white man finds out from his little sister that the two of them are actually immortal demigods supposed to keep every single timeline in the multiverse in order, which explains why all three of his previous girlfriends have been musical-themed magical girls who have tragically died.