Sam's POV

Damn Michael and his boyfriend. There so damn loud. Michael knows my room is under his.

Ugghhh. I wish I could join in on there pillow fight.

Micheal said I was not allowed too. It's not fair that he has a boyfriend too! I want one. but, nooooooooo. He never even showed me his boyfriend. I do have a crush on someone though. I'm going to go upstairs and fluffing see what they're doing.

I storm upstairs angrily. I go to Micheal's room door and kick in open. I'm going to be straightforward and curse them out. I'm not backing out this time. "Hey um... guys. What are you doing?" I look at them to see there laying together in bed. I don't see a shirt on his boyfriend. It's so dark in this room though. "Were you guys in the middle of something?" I mutter.

Michael looks at me "Well, i guess. What do you want little bro?" he sighs. "Where you having the s word?!" I spat out. Well, shit. Brain now you wanna speak up. Ugggghhhh. 

"No just making out. That's all" the boy next to him says. "Where's your shirt then?!" I shout/whisper. "I got rained on early on my way here." he replies. 

His voice sound familiar. I flick on the light to see who this is. "Lucifer?!" I shout.

Lucifer's POV

This guy seems familiar. Probably one of the one hundred people I make out with in the span of 5 weeks. This dude looks like a moose though. Holy, why is he so tall. Wait... lol I remember his name. 

"Samoose?!" I shout back, trying not to laugh. Mikey looks at me, "You know my brother? Well, um what did I miss?" he says. Sam looks all heartbroken "Luci, I thought you loved me. You even said it too me."

Holy crap. I don't remember that. I must of been drunk of some shiz. Well, fudge. What do I say? Brain think of something good for once in your life. I really need you.

"This is so sad. Let me play despacito." 

AAAAAAaaaaaa. WHY DID I SAY THAT? oh yeah cause' it's funny. No stopping me now. 

I take out my phone and open up the YouTube app. I click the search button and type in despacito and start to play it. I get up and dance to it.

Michael's POV

what the actual hell. WHY AM I ALWAYS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS.

Hold up, if lucifer made out with my little brother. Who knows who else he told I love you to. Does that mean he lied to me earlier?! Maybe he has been kissing someone else. Oml, i'm in love with an f boy. I knew I would never find love. I should've just listened to Dean.... 

I get up and go to the bathroom. I lock the doors so no one can enter. I hear despacito play. It's so loud. I open up the window and climb out. FML, is all I gotta say. f*** my life.

A/N: DON'T YOU JUST LOAF MEMES