Thriller Era (Modern)

(You are recording every event.)

Imagine that you, Michael, Janet and Latoya were roommates in a huge apartment. You all were Youtubers liking to make funny skits and vlogs together. Today was Michaels birthday and he snuck downstairs to the living room where you Janet and Latoya were and shouted, "ITS MY 24TH BIRTHDAY BIIIIITCHEEEEESSSSSS!"

You all jumped and you looked at Michael with the camera in hand recording.

Janet and Latoya grabbed pillows and started to hit Michael playfully with them making you and Michael laugh.

A little while later you and Michael and Jermaine were all in the kitchen and Jermaine held a bottle of almost empty Rum.

"I bet you that you can't drink all that rum in that bottle," Michael said and Jermaine looked at him.

"I bet you I can," he said and downed the rum which had some apple juice in it instead.

"Daaaaaaamn," Michael said laughing.

"Nah I'm just kidding I put it the rum into this," Jermaine held up a partially filled bottle of apple juice and downed it throwing it on the floor after ward making you and Michael awe.

"Nah just kidding I poured the rum into this," Jermaine pulled out two partially filled bottles of apple juice and downed it and threw both bottles at the wall after finishing. Michael giggled.

"What the hell where is all this apple juice coming from?" Janet said walking inside to the kitchen and looked at Michael.

"Michael did you buy more apple juice again?" she smirked at him knowing he did.

"Maybe," Michael said blushing embarrassed.

You aimed the camera at the hallway and seen a trail of full apple juice containers leading to Michaels room. "Oh my gosh Michael what is this?" you said still recording.

"I poured all the rum into these bottles," he said giggling and walked to his room and you followed behind recording him. His siblings followed him too.

"I poured the rum into all these bottles too," he said opening his room door and on the floor a bunch of full apple juice bottles were there and it made all of you laugh.

"Oh my god Michael," you all said laughing.

*Earlier that day inside Food for Less*
*These are just jokes so don't get all pressed and creased and shit*

"All my kids need apple juice they gonna need nutritious," Michael said grabbing a lot of apple juice inside the cart with you recording him.

"How many kids do you have?" you said giggling as he grabbed more apple juice.

"Fifteen thousand," he said reaching for more and putting them in the cart making you giggle more. "How do you have so many?"

"Baby lots of baby daddies," he said looking over his shoulder and giggles and you giggled even more. "So you have sex with a lot of men?"

"Oh yeah lots of unprotected sex," he said holding up two bottles of apple juice and looks at the camera, "that's why kids you need to protect your kid- I mean uhh-  protect your sex becuase there's gonna be a lot of babies you're gonna need to feed nutrition to," he said putting the jugs into the cart and you busted up laughing.

"So I'm assuming your kids love apple juice?" Janet said with you still recording.

"Oh no baby they love orange juice but they've been bad this week," he said scooping more apple juice into the cart making you and Janet laugh.

"What grade are your kids in?" Latoya said.

"They in the 16th grade," Michael said and you all giggled.

"That's not even a grade," Jermaine said.

"So your kids graduated college?" Janet asked and Michael gave her a confused look.

"No- They.. Where the hell are my kids?" Michael said looking around and you all busted up giggling.

*at the check out line* 

"I hope the cashier gives us a 356 for 1 discount," you said and Michael giggled.

"Hee hee looks like he wants to quit," Michael said looking at the cashier and the cashier chuckled.

"Now lets see how much money we gonna save today," Janet said and everyone looked at the monitor.

The balance was originally $135.14 and it lowered to $118.66.

"Wooooo!" Michael shouted. "Mama saved fifteen dollars today!" he said making you laugh.

You all put the bags in the car and you looked at him. "Is that enough for your kids Michael?"

Michael thought for a second and he got wide eyed. "Oh my goodness!"

Everyone looked at him. "What is it Mike?"

"I FORGOT MY GRANDBABIES!!!" he said panicking and grabbed the cart and ran back inside the store.

Jermaine followed him and so did Janet.

Jermaine looked at a Food for Less truck that had some tomatoes on it shouted, "Oh look is that an apple?!"

Michael shouted "NIGGA that's a TOMATO!" you and the girls busted up laughing.

Michael came back out running from the store entrance in 10 minutes with the cart full and Jermaine following behind him.

Michael started to shout "MAMA NEEDS APPLE JUICE MAMA NEEDS APPLE JUICE!" over and over until he hit a curb near the car and tipped the basket over making it spill our everything.

"Ah shit I hope my grand babies forgive me mama done spilled all these goodies," he said and you all busted up laughing.

You soon edited the video and uploaded it to your guys channel and the video blew up within 24 hours.