I was nervously pressing the button of the remote control, going through the channels without even paying attention to what was on, trying to get my mind off my YN and her fiancé. I still couldn't believe my little girl was going to get married and not to just some man but to... Michael Jackson. He was gonna take her away from home and me.

"YFN! YFN!"
"What?" oh man... my wife's been calling me and I was so preoccupied thinking that I didn't even hear her. "I mean... honey."
"Are you still thinking about YN and Michael?" she suspiciously raised her eyebrow. Damn... she read me like a book.
"Well... yeah." I confessed.
"Honey!" she walked over and sat beside me on the sofa. "Don't! Everything's gonna be fine! The kids are in love, they're gonna get married and start a family of their own, no need to worry so much!"
"I'm just scared... You don't understand.. I don't want him hurting our little girl!"
"She's not so little anymore and he's not gonna hurt her, YFN. He loves her I can see it in his eyes. He loves her the way you loved me when we first met, remember?"
"Yes, I do but we were different! People nowadays have become so... immoral."
"I agree, but Michael's not like this at all! I trust him, you should too."
"Well, I can't! And I'll do anything to protect my baby!" she sighed.
"Yeah, we know. You even forbid them to stay in one room alone with the door closed... "
"Hell yeah! And if it wasn't for you that rule would have still been valid!"
"Honey, don't you think that rule was a little too much?"
"NO! I don't want him alone with my babygirl in one room! Can you just imagine the things they could do when left alone?? Ohhhh Jesus NO!"
"YFN, they will have sex soon anyway. You can't prevent that, they're gonna get married in few weeks, it's gonna happen!"
"No no no! Please don't talk to me about this! I can't imagine my poor girl having sex and-" she cut me off.
"We had sex too and even before we got married, remember?"
"Bu that was different!"
"No, it wasn't! And YN's a big girl now, she wants to have fun too!"
"But she does! With her friends, at the mall, at the restaurant.. but not in bed with him!"
"YFN, YFN... you're never gonna realize that she's a big girl, right?"
"And you know what... now that I think that they're upstairs in her room with the door closed, thanks to you, my blood's boiling in my veins!" she shook her head.
"Calm down! They're just talking, Michael promised he'll wait until the wedding, he gave us his word."
"I don't believe him! Besides, little control doesn't hurt, right?"
"They're adults, they don't need to be controlled!"
"You know what.. whatever. I don't wanna talk about this anymore. I'm going upstairs to get my vitamins." I got up from the sofa and just as I was about to climb the stairs, my wife said

"YFN," I turned around and looked at her. She had her hands placed on her waist.
"You're not going upstairs to spy on them, are you?"
"Nooo! Absolutely not. I'll be right back."
"Okay, I trust you."
"Thank you love!" I blew her a kiss and continued.

Not spy on them and let him sleep with my baby before the wedding?? HELL NO. My girl alone with a man in her room and the door closed... I will let that happen but not in this life!!!

I scurried upstairs and tip toed to her room because I didn't want them to hear me come.

I stood in front of the door, leaned so that my ear touched it and listened....

"You have beautiful legs, YN..." I heard Michael's voice and WHAT!!?? What was he doing with my daughter's legs!!!!?? Relax YFN, relax... Maybe he was only looking at them? It's possible right?
"Thank you, Mikey..." my daughter spoke. "When you say it, it means a lot to me because I know it's the truth..." WHAT!!?? I used to tell her she was beautiful when she was at school but she didn't believe me, her own father! Now she believes him!!? I can't believe this...
"You're the only person in my life that has made me happy, girl, and I love you so much! That's why I'm gonna do whatever you want me to make you happy..."
"Well... you can start now then."
"Yes, babygirl." start what?
"There you go..."
"So smooth, so beautiful... "
"Stop, you make me blush." why is she blushing??? What's going on in there?
"But it's the truth.. now relax and let me do my job." what job?
"Just be gentle! This is the first time and it's very sensitive!" WAIT WHAT!???
"I will treat you very gently, princess..." after a pause he said "Do you like it?"
"Mhmm..." her answer was more like a moan which disturbed the shit outta me!!! "Yes, I like it... Oh right there, baby! That's the spot!" what spot??? Oh Lord!
"You like it like this? You like what I'm doing to you girl, ha?"
"Oh yeas, daddy, I do!"

WHAT? DADDY? SHE CALLS HIM DADDY!!!??

"I'm glad you like it, babygirl."
"Oh daddy... you're hands are so strong and smooth... I love it!" now his hands?? What's he using his hands for!!?!
"Yeah?"
"Mhm.. and so big too... like other things on you.." Oh man.... don't tell me she's seen his .... I don't even wanna think about this.
"What else do you like about my hands? Talk to me girl!"
"They're so warm too... and know how to touch me.." OH HELL NO! I SWEAR I'M GONNA BEAT THIS MAN'S ASS UP!!
"How do they touch you?"
"In the most delightful way... so gentle and sweet, with love and passion!" WHERE DOES MY GIRL KNOW SUCH WORDS FROM?? DAMN!
"Hihihi" Michael giggled. We'll see if he'll be giggling too while I whip his ass "I loved your description, sweety." now sweety???!!
"OH right there Mikey bear!" Mikey bear??? "Oh yes don't stop! That's the spot!" what spot!!??? "OH YES MY FLUFFFY BEAR THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT! You hit the right spot!!" oh man, are those two having sex?? They better not be! "STRONGER! Use your strong, big hands and hit that spot stronger! Yeah just like that... Oh this feels so damn good baby... exactly what I needed."
"Glad you like it, baby. Do you want me to stop now?"
"HELL NO! Go on, make me feel good.."
"You wish is my command!"
"MMMMhhh.. dammit bear! OUCH!"
"Did I hurt you? I'm so sorry baby.." is this man hurting my sweet baby? Oh man... don't call me YFN if I don't teach him some manners tonight! Having premarital sex with my baby daughter in my own damn house! I don't think so. No one was able to put out the fire in my veins after what I've heard. I knew that letting them alone in the room with closed door was NOT a good idea.
"You work me so good, Michael!" oh hell no.
"Just wait until round two!" THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUND TWO! That preditor stealing my daughter's innocence.... I can't believe it.
"OH YEAS BEAR!" she begun screaming all of a sudden "I LOVE IT! YOU ALMOST GOT IT, IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN, DON'T STOP DADDY!"
"I won't!"

That was it. Now, I was gonna slam that door open, throw it to the garbage so that she won't be able to close it anymore, go inside, beat up his ass and then ground my daughter for the rest of her life.

"OH YES!" I ignored my screaming daughter, and slammed open the door, yelling

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY DAUGTER RIGHT NO-" I stopped because of what I saw in front of me.

Michael and YN were sitting on the bed and she had her foot in his two hands. They were not naked or anything like that. He was massing her feet.

"I aahhhh... " I cleared my throat "Just came to... you know... see if you kids are hungry or something..." I looked like a fool.
"No dad we're not." my daughter sharply replied. "Anything else you wanna know? Like if we were having sex?"
"No no no! Not at all!" I lied but it was obvious.
"We're not. Now thanks for embarrassing me in front of my future husband!"
"Honey, I'm sorry... I ..."
"No dad! Save it!"
"YN.." Michael begun "Don't be mad at him. He's only trying to protect you because he loves you! If we had a girl, I'd probably do the same. Mr. YFN, I'm never gonna brake the promise I gave you! I love and respect your daughter and I won't even touch her in that way before the wedding... I was only massaging her feet because she said she was very tired and they hurt.."
"That's right dad! You know how much I love feet massages and I've been having this knot in the middle of my foot for almost two weeks! Thanks to Michael, it's better now!"

After apologizing again, I went back to the living room with a face red as an apple. Dammit... I embarrassed myself so much but how could I have possibly known it was just a feet massage??! Oh man...

Oh-oh... my wife was in the living room with her hands on her waist.

"YFN..." she begun.
"Yes sweety?"
"Did you spy on the kids?"
"Who me? Nooo!" I lied.
"Are you sure?"
"Mhm..." I wasn't very good at lying.
"You know I can smell a lie, right?"
"Yes honey..."
"AND I SMELL ONE RIGHT NOW! GET YO ASS HERE RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE IMMA WHIP IT REAL GOOD!"
"No honey... please I was only trying to protect my baby!"
"COME HERE HUSBAND!"
"HELP HELP!"