{Late HIStory era – 1998}.

"I'm so bored ... damn," you complain.

It's the middle of the afternoon, and you are incredibly bored. This is one of the rare moments in which no paparazzi members or cameras are invading your privacy, so you want to do something more entertaining.

Michael is looking in the attic of your house, trying to find some of his old stuff to show you, to keep you occupied for a little while.

So far, the most exciting thing he's shown you is his Mowtown 25 Billie Jean jacket – which is actually his mother's – and you examined it carefully for a few minutes, but because you've seen the famous Billie Jean jacket hundreds of times, it's nothing out of the ordinary for you, now.

Other things he's shown you include some of the many awards he's won, –which he put away quickly because he didn't want to seem big-headed – one of his tattered fedoras from his Billie Jean live performances from the Bad and Dangerous Tours, and some of the variety of CTE shirts he's worn in the past six years. Your favourite one is the white shirt with red shoulder pads, as he wore that one during Man In The Mirror, on his Dangerous Tour.

"Is there anything you haven't shown me yet, Michael?" you question impatiently.

From the attic, you hear his muffled voice reply, "I'm trying to find something, honey! Honestly I—ooh!" He stops mid-sentence because something has obviously caught his eye.

"What have you found, Michael?" you ask.

"Wait; I'll come down!" he answers. Moments later, you see him climbing down the attic ladder, and once he's on the floor safely, he presents a video tape, "Look-it!"

"Uhm ... " You're left unsure.

"It's old tapes from my HIStory tour last year!" he explains, "And this one happens to be a certain place in Denmark, of which you seemed to enjoy my performances ... " he coos.

"Wha—Copenhagen?" Your eyes light up suddenly, as that's your favourite concert of his from last year, "Is it really Copenhagen, Michael?"

He smirks in amusement, "Maybe, maybe not. I guess I'll just go put it back in the attic—"

"No!" you squeal, pulling him back, "Can we watch it? It would be funny to see your reaction to your own concert ... and you know Copenhagen gets me, somehow ... "

He chuckles, "Possibly the section where I sang In The Closet?" he suggests.

"Uh ... totally not," you laugh over-dramatically, "What makes you think that?"

"The fact you told me over and over afterwards," he shakes his head and says, "That, and the fact you said In The Closet's our song."

It's true; you did say that. The song has sexual meaning, and you and Michael are definitely ... active, in that sense.

You blush a little, "Okay, you got me. Can we watch it now?" You give your best pout, "Pwease, My-cull?"

He sighs, finding your pleading cute, as well as funny, "Sure, sure, okay."

You both head into the living room, where the big TV is, and you sit down whilst Michael inserts the tape into the player. He joins you on the sofa as the video begins.

It doesn't fail to kill you; Michael has always been blessed in the looks department, and the Gold Pants look simply perfect; being so tight on him.

As the tour progresses, you occasionally look at Michael out of the corner of your eye, to see his reaction – and it amuses you. All he's doing is cringing and biting his lip in embarrassment.

You decide to see his reaction when you point out the bulge in his Gold Pants – just for fun.

"Hey, Michael ... " you start, looking his way. He averts his eyes to you, nodding to indicate your continuation, "Have you seen that bulge in your pants?" you laugh hysterically.

Normally, it's no laughing matter to you because it's so sexy. Not in this case; Michaels quite-clearly embarrassed by it ... but it's a cute kind of embarrassed.

However, what he does next surprises you. He shifts his gaze back to the TV, catches a glimpse of his own bulge on the screen, and smirks a little.

"I knew it was big, but damn!" is all he says, before pausing the video and walking out the room, leaving you stunned.

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Didn't know how to end it so ... yeah. This one made me laugh because he said the last line in real life before. xD