"Who is that filthy glittery looking human!?" Zim asks me. "I think her name is Makenzi..." I said. "It seems like she's the only person here who is mean to me." I get out my lunch and start eating it. "Anyway, Zim now has the thing known as a smartphone." He said, holding his phone up in the air. "But Zim doesn't know how to use it yet..." I heard Dib laugh a little bit. "I can teach you how to use it!" I said, smiling. Zim smiled back and said: "Why thank you!" So I showed Zim what his phone number is and I added my phone number into his contacts list and added his phone number in mine so he could call me and text me. I then taught him how to call and text people and how to download apps and games and use them.
"Well Zim finds this smartphone stuff interesting. I'll research it!" He smiled at me and sent me a text message with a bunch of emojis in it.
The bell rang and we went out to recess. We saw Makenzi sitting on a swing set and she was putting on a ton of makeup. I laughed and said "Wow, is she trying to make herself look like a clown?" Then Dib and Zim both start laughing at what I said. "I guess the answer is yes." Dib told me. I even laughed. I never even wear that much makeup because I don't want to look like a raccoon and I already have long black eyelashes. We then saw Makenzi glance over at the three of us and then she gets up and walks towards us. Zim says "Oh no, here comes that filthy human again!" Makenzi walks up to me and says "Do you have a problem, dork?" "No, and do not call me a dork!" I said. Makenzi then says "Who are these two boys, are they your boyfriends?" I got very mad. "What!? No! They are not! I don't even have a boyfriend!" Dib then looks at me and says "Uhhh, let's get out of here." and I also saw Zim glaring at Makenzi viciously, then he said "If you put your fingers on me or Micah, I will capture you, bring you to my base, and perform experiments on you!" Makenzi just snorted and laughed and then she walked away and said "See ya later losers." I heard Zim growling in anger. Me and the two boys just hung out until recess is over and we discussed about the possible vampire apocalypse. "So, what should we do if more vampires are spotted near here?" I asked, and then Dib says "Then we will take action. We don't want these vampires to be running around killing and turning people!" Zim then looks at us in a confused way. "What is a vampire?" He asked, and then Dib said "Vampires are monsters that feed on blood Zim." Zim then looked a little frightened. "THEY DRINK BLOOD!!??" He says, sounding very scared. I said "Yes Zim, they have to drink blood to live."
"What do vampires look like!?" Zim asks, and then Dib said "Vampires look exactly likes humans except when they attack, their eyes turn red and their teeth turn into fangs, and they are also pale skinned. They only come out at night because the sunlight burns them." Zim then thinks. "I want to help stop these filthy vampires from taking over the world, because I'm supposed to take over the world, not them!" Dib then looks at him and says "Ok, but I've got my eye on you because I don't trust you." The bell rang again and we went back inside to do our studies on demons again. Once skool was over, Zim went up to me."Um Micah, I was wondering if you could come to my b- I mean HOUSE, because I want to do more research on vampires and I want you to help me out, and I am also a bit scared to be alone in my base with no one else late at night. Also, my other friend Mel will come over if that is ok." I smiled. "Sure, that is totally fine." Once we left skool, me and Zim were walking on the sidewalk on the way to his house. "So human, do you have more knowledge about these vampires that you and the Dib-worm were speaking of?" I started thinking and said "Yes, obviously vampires only come out at night, and also they hate garlic." "Their weaknesses are sunlight and garlic?" Zim asks. "Yes." I said. "But they have even more weaknesses, they don't like holy water either." Zim then look surprised. "They also hate water!?" He said and then I said "Only if it's holy, it's the water that they use for baptisms. They are also weak to silver and crucifixes and they don't have reflections and they won't come in your house unless you invite them in." Zim smiles evilly. "Wow, vampires actually sound weak!" He says, but then I said "Vampires actually are powerful though, they do not age and they have super strength and super speed and they can hypnotize you and they can fly by transforming into a bat." Zim's eyes widen. "Well, if someone comes up to my front door, we will not invite them in and I will grab a mirror to see if they have a reflection or not. Also, how are vampires killed?" I then reply. "You kill vampires by stabbing their heart with a wooden stake." Zim then thinks. "Where is a vampire's heart located?" "It's in the same place as humans." I said. "It is in their chest." Me and Zim finally made it to his house. He had four lawn gnomes in his front yard and a flag that said "I <3 Earth". A girl with green hair wearing green clothing was also sitting on the porch.