Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Dib come running up to the table. "Get away from her Zim!" He shouted. "WHAT!? WHY!!??" Zim says. "ZIM DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!" Dib looked at Zim with a mean look. "Oh yeah right, you are probably doing horrible experiments on her!" Dib told him. Zim then got up and said "I DID NOTHING, NOW AWAY WITH YOU!!" I sort of got aggravated hearing the two boys argue, so I got up and said "Will you two please stop fighting!?" They both looked at me. Dib walked up to me and said "But look at him! He's an alien and he wants to destroy Earth!" Zim got mad and he said "I AM NOT AN ALIEN!!! I JUST HAVE A SKIN CONDITION!!! ALSO YOUR HEAD IS BIG!!!" Dib then gets really mad and says "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!" I then walk in between the two to break up the fight. "Ok, break it up you two!" I say.
"He didn't do anything Dib, we were just talking!" I saw Zim smile a little in the corner of my eye. "Just because someone looks different from other people doesn't mean that they're an alien. Like come on, look at my face!" I pointed at a specific spot on my face that is covered with zits. "I have acne, ok? I get made fun of for it a lot. It isn't funny, it hurts my feelings!" Then Zim got up and he looked at my face. "Why would some disgusting human make fun of your pimples!? Couldn't you just hypnotize them?" I giggled a little bit when he said that. "I would've loved doing that, I could make people give me back massages or cook food for me!" Then Zim started laughing hard. "HAHAHAHA, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING ZIM HAS EVER HEARD A HUMAN SAY!!!"
I finish my lunch and then throw it away. I noticed Zim left his food untouched. "Um, aren't you hungry?" I asked. "No..." He says. "Zim has already eaten, and also this food is disgusting!" "I wouldn't lie..." I said. "But I think skool lunches are gross!" Zim smiled and said "You're right, they are disgusting! But why does it have to be so REVOLTING!!??" I say "It's because of Michelle Obama." "WHO!!??" Zim says. "She tried to make skool lunches healthier, but obviously it didn't work. Instead it made the lunches really really gross." Zim then says "I should destroy that filthy human!" I laughed and said "She does deserve something like that. She got rid of all of all the cookies, brownies, and cake!" Zim frowns. "But Zim loves that type of stuff!" He says. "I think sugar is great! IT'S DELICIOUS!!!" I smiled. "I know, right?" I said. "Also they replaced that with salad!" Zim then makes a disgusted face. "EWWWW ZIM HATES SALAD!!!" He says. "Just thinking about it makes my squeedly spooch...I MEAN STOMACH...it makes it twist!" Dib sits down next to me and says. "Just don't do something horrible to her please, ok Zim?" Zim smiles an evil looking smile. "Oh don't worry, Earth-stink." Zim says, "I wouldn't do such a thing to this innocent little girl." Dib then gets up, eyeballing Zim. "I've got my eyes on you, Zim." He says. "If you do something to her, you will be sorry!" He then walked away. Then the bell rings. It's time for recess. Zim and Dib both follow me onto the playground. I sat on the picnic table and starting playing Clash Of Clowns on my phone. "Hey, what game is that?" I hear a girl say. I looked up and she was standing there starring at me. She had purple hair and was wearing a black dress and a skull necklace. "Oh hey..." I said. "I'm playing Clash Of Clowns." The girl gets her phone out and she shows me what her clown village looks like. Her username was Gameslavemaster13. "You should join my clown clan and we can both crush noobs together." She says. "The name is Gaz, by the way." She winks and then leaves, but she did not even smile one bit. I looked up her username and found her and sent a request to join her clown clan. After about 5 minutes, Dib walks up to me.
"Oh, hey there." I said. Dib gets his phone out. "Can I have your phone number?" He says. "Sure!" I said, giving him my phone number and I also asked for his and he gave me it. "We should hang out sometime and maybe look for ghosts or something?" He says. "Sure, that sounds like fun!" I told him. He then walks away. Recess was over and then we went back to class. I remembered that me and Dib should get started on our jelly bean presentation. It's due in 2 weeks and we were assigned to research the s'mores flavored jelly beans. I got my phone out and sent Dib a text message just to remind him.