We love you dec even though you have no soul— Captain Sparklez

I'll defeat youuuuu.... Right after I blow my nose.— Jordan Maron being sick to WorldHistorian {HE'S SUCH AN ADORABLE NERD HELP}

Congrats on puberty.— Tucker to Martha who is now Marthanite

These need to be planted at salt-hoarders house.

— Dianite after giving Jordan a stack of Christmas tree saplings. {This was one of my favorite episodes}

You could say it's a... Toadstool!

— Jordan, because tiny toad on a chair {CUTIE}

*low whisper* "It will revolutionise your life.— Waglington, whilst throwing cocaine at people

A/N Ye

I was thinking next chapter I could have a bunch of quotes and ya'll could guess who they're from.

No song because I'm lazy

So yeah, remember, PROTIP. HYE, my girs!