Chapter 3: Sparkly Bacon
"Aye! Watch where ye going mate!" It was just Steve. Thank the gods.
"Steve! You made it out!" I was glad he hadn't gotten got caught by any guards.
"Ye! Them no good mianitees ain't got nothing on this farmer!" He smile with pride.
I looked around for Tom, but he wasn't here. Oh no, the Herald or Tucker must have gotten him.
Steve put a hand on my shoulder. "Relax mate! Syndy's burning me house down next door! Why don't you go help him?"
Oh thank god he hasn't been caught.
I ran towards the house and Tom was there. He had a flint and steel in hand, quickly burning all the chests, walls, and the floor. I was confused as to why he was burning down Steves house. Maybe it was because he was trying to hide evidence.
"Tom!" I yelled happily.
He jumped when I said his name and tried to set me on fire.
I threw my hands up in defense. "It's just me! It's Jordan!"
"DONT SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT SPARKLEZ, I NEARLY TURNED YOU INTO BACON!"
I was confused for a moment then I remembered I was still in the pig morph. "Oh forgot I was a pig. Sorry." I morphed back into myself.
"What are you doing here! I thought I told you to go home!" He continued to burn the walls of the abandoned house.
"I just wanted to see if you and Steve both got out! And also that I'm pretty sure Tucker and the Herald are about to chase you."
"Well thanks Sparkley pants, but right now I'm burning trees and a house so I'll have to get your reward later."
It looked sort of fun, burning a bunch of stuff. "Can I...can I help you burn the stuff?"
He stopped burning and turned to me with a raised eyebrow. "Wait..an Ianitee wants to help me burn a house?"
"Look, I hate the king just as much as you do so I kinda-"
"I don't have time for your back talk! If you wanna burn stuff then burn it!"
He tossed me flint and steel. I looked at it for a moment, contemplating if I should do it or not. Would I get caught? I've never done anything like this before.
"Sparklez! Hurry up!" Tom shouted back to me. He had moved on to burning the trees.
Oh well, yolo.
I began to burn Steve's apple farm. The flames spread so fast through the leaves, the poor tree didn't stand a chance. I felt so alive! Never had I done such a mischievous thing: breaking out a criminal and burning down a house!
I usually only did violent things when I was provoked. Never willingly.
I didn't know how good it felt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hello! I just wanted to say oh my god: over 100 reads, I almost had a freaking heart attack after seeing that 😂 I just wanted to thank you guys for reading this, it really makes me happy 😋
I'd also like to thank my very special friend Sarah for editing all of my chapters and dealing with my rage 😂
Thanks! -Lee
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