thelostboyponyboy , hi yes, even more of my sh!t posting-)
-Rose is oblivious™️-
Winter: *walks into kitchen* Is something burning?
Rose: *leans against the counter* Just my desire for you.
Winter: Wright,, the toaster is on fire.
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-Comedy?-
Winter: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Rose: Can't I just smile because I feel like it??
Sophie:Elijah tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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-Hhhhh-
Elijah: Name a more iconic duo than my trauma from being abandoned by parental figures and my undying
urge to constantly self isolate
Anyone who actually wants to be around him: us??
Elijah: huh??- oh- that too-
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-Driving-
Andrew: *exhausted* Rose and I went driving today and nearly ran over a kid.
Rose: He was fucking quick for a 5 year old. Ill get em' next time.
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-zodiacs and sh!t.-
Jaylen: I know you're a Libra but you're acting like a fucking Gemini!
Winter::Don't you sign shame me!
Jaylen: I'm sorry my planets are in retrograde!
Rose: The stars aren't real and the earth is flat you dumb fucks.
Elijah from across the room: Hah, Leo!
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-Winter's cooking show (ft. john merrick)-
Winter: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.-
John: winter nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Winter: FLOOR IT?
John: WINTER NO-
Winter: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND??
John: WINTER YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Winter: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
John: WINTER  P L E A S E
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-Jaylen is done with this bs-
Elijah: I'll speak French between your legs~
Andrew: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis-
Sophie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Rose: TITTY CROISSANTS—
Jaylen: None of you should ever be having sex.
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-it's fool proof.-
Andrew: So I found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Jaylen: Oh?
rose: And that is?
Andrew: If they dislike John,, they're evil.
Rose: Yeah okay, that's pretty solid logic.

(Part three coming soon......)