thelostboyponyboy || somebodythatcosplays
Hi yes, this is one big shit post.
Elijah: omg i Stan rose rn
Jaylen: what???
Elijah: yeah, I saw rose, jd and Andrew kinda yeet each other down the stairs earlier. Apparently Rose spilled tea about Andrew,, which snatched jd's wig so hard that she had to join in. which resulted in a fight between the two of them. Then John came in and broke up the fight. Now everyone is fine, except for rose who somehow broke her arm. Not during the fall, but when standing up , which is a big mood, we love a dumb queen. What's even more of a fucking oof, is that rose tripped over one the shoes (that went flying because of the fight) and broke her arm even more. So press f, we have lost a böther today. But she's still going strong and that's impressive.
Jaylen, now shaking : what are you saying??
Elijah: to summarize, Rose is a dumb thot.
Jaylen,in tears: W H A T???

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Jaylen: Where's Rose

Elijah: Doing stuff.

Jaylen: I don't like the sound of that. Where's winter?

Elijah:   Trying to stop Rose from doing the stuff.

Jaylen: And Andrew?

Elijah:   Trying to stop Winter from stopping Rose from doing the stuff.

Jaylen: I see. And what are you doing here then?

Elijah:  I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Andrew from stopping winter from stopping Rose from doing the stuff.
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Anyone on her dad's (Tim) side: so, are there any men in your life?
Rose, very seriously: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think i
was straight so i can change it immediately

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Winter, who is trying to flirt: it must be so tiring to be that beautiful huh?~
Rose: Jesus, then you must be EXHAUSTED.
Winter: *bi panic*

(Part 2 coming soon..)