Spike vs. Alexander

(Spike:I'm fully prepared!
Alexander: Make no mistake about it!
Host: okay start flowing!)

Alexander: Lets get this battle on, Fighting Spike in this battle. I'll represent good and dwarf this guy in my shadow. The Forever Stone apprentice and I'll give you no mercy. If you think Otherwise, You better fetch angel to reinforce you! You can't stand up to me, if you think I'm going to lose. A fight is not what Spike wants, I'm about to unscrew a few screws! Now Rarity agrees that your chances aren't really likely. How can I lose to a guy whose nickname is Spikey Wikey?! You might be a dragon,but you're still the mane 6's sidekick. I'll take your precious gems bro, and it you with a superkick. You can't amount to me, I'll be star in this race. I'll be taking your friend Twilight and we'll cuddle in your face. Why start trying now? Boy I've been throwing haymakers. Knocking you out and terminate these pony Fakers!

Spike: I'm spike like my name, my raps will leave you hurt. When I take this little Bookspree and make sure he'll die first. I'm the only hero here, I saved the Crystal kingdom.  He talks a lot trash but even tank defeat him. No need for any assistance since Your disses are ineffective. I got your little stone and I'm eating it Breakfast. If you haven't noticed I usually get What I want. I'll grow super big and destroy you if I want. But I'll let you survived, Twilight thinks you're a super dork. Who couldn't tell the difference between a spoon and fork! You dweeb if you thought you could win, but you're in your master's shadow. Engulf you with my hot flow and I can't tell you that you're rattled! You were abandon by your parents, adopted to make it worst. Maybe you should hit your studies and craft you a better verse!

Alexander: You'll have to do better than that since its obvious that I'm better. Only reason you're around is just to right a letter. I couldn't find a dumber idiot and I pint sized pain in the flank. Your Spikebelle and Spikebloom? Are ships that I'll easily sank. Baby Dragon? Ha I'm the adventurous thunder colt. Leave you tasteless as your design, you've lost;  so give up hope! You need a quicker witt if  you're even qualified to best me in rap. Not a battle flyer neither, and I can easily escape a trap. The most honest pony You know can agree with everything I said. You would've had better luck fixing your brain Dead head!

Spike:You seem to lack the smarts that Bret said you had. If they really adopted you, then why doesn't he act like your dad? I'm dipping my skill in to see what you got to say. To my unimaginable awesomeness that It'll make your skin decay! If AppleJack agrees with that nonsense than her opinion irrelevant. Cut you down in size and crush ya like a elephant. You've gone crazy to think that'll I'll lose. So leave my battle now or I cause you a huge bruise!

(who won?
Who's next?)

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