Rosie and Midnight vs. Bret and Lynal

(Host: We're in for a treat...Tag Team action. We got Rosie and Midnight Dreamcatcher vs. Bret and Lynal! Okay start flowing)

Rosie: Well lookie here, Middy, at these losers that we've met. Annoying little Lynal, and his 'base'ic friend, Bret.
Watch me soar high for everything that I'm worth,
While you watch with your four eyes enviously from the earth!
Midnight: Let me take it from here as i polish them with my lyrical flow. Hey Bret, you need glasses to see? Well that's real low. Get lazer eye surgery so you can at least intimidate us with your blows! And Lynal, wait, who are you again? Oh yea, your that one who's popularity will only wane! You got some nerve challenging us both. Think you'll come on top? Oh alright, but don't get 'hoarse'.

Bret: It's Bret
Lynal: and Lynal
Bret: and we're on a different level. Now Middy you be a demon but little Missy I'm the devil. I stomp out small mares and leave them walking in a wobble.
Lynal: How Rosie expect to win when she dresses up in a towel and stolen goggles. Middy's on Dreamstreet, so prepare for a nightmare. You'll be lyrically cooked in more grease than Bret keeps in his mane.(Hey! I don't care!) Is it just me or does Kate and A look the same?
Bret: You know I see the similarities, but skill they don't posses. They'll be begging for Mercy once Bret Bookspree delivers death. Given this fraction of a doubt that your defeat is inevitable.
Lynal: Rosie will end up like her name, Folded and edible!

Rosie:If you wanted to eat me out, you coulda just said so. At least I'd taste alright, unlike your nasty flow.
Don't tell me things about me that I've already heard, 'cuz your lines on reality seem a bit blurred.
Midnight:YOU ITY LITTLE- hmph, how DARE you displease me! Alright alright, calm down Midnight, heave.
What you don't realize is that i AM the Nightmare, claws sharp and teeth bared. Do me a favor and get out of my hair. What do YOU have, oh right, Bret's little stone. He doesnt even use it often, so i take the throne. Oh don't groan, cuz there's no way I'm giving you a loan!
I'll stomp both of you earth ponies with a single blow from my wings and tail. I just beg of you when you come crying back that you don't leave a mud trail!

Lynal: I guess they won't quit, So let's finish this quick. You two wouldn't know what sick was if you were actually sick.
Bret: uh No Comment, but my point will still be Spread. If you challenge us then you'll beaten Brown like Bread.
Lynal: 2 married guys vs. 2 singles that's not United. You would've stood a chance if maybe half of us was divided.
You 2 are too soft and your flows are too raw.
Bret: Even I could've saw this outcome even with my glasses off.

Rosie: Gods are these guys just rambling phonies. Could you even show your faces after this, earth ponies?
You old horses are getting a bit croaky,
Cuz I'm the one who's running off with Loki.
Middy and me, we are the ultimate team. You wanna try and beat us? Heh, in your Dreams!
And you know what's soft? Well, not your crotches. C'mon, take it, Midnight, let's turn up the notches!
Midnight: The notchs have turned as we steal the spotlight. Just compare your designs to ours! Impressive? Yea right. And Lynal, you think being single is bad? At least we're not being bugged about what's for dinner and what we had!
We're taking you six feet under ground as we roast your flanks. When you rap along it only seems like a prank.
We'll come out on top, you'll see! Oh wait, Bret, forgive me.

Bret: I see she's swinging low Lynal, at least she knows her place. I never knew she looked at our crotches, I guess she's scared to look at my fei-ce! You know honestly you twig, my raps burn you like a brush fire. You walking Milky way, time for Loki to change up his attire!(Bret Calm down) Her raps just that unfunny, it belongs in my book. I see you admire my stones, cause I'm a king and you're a rook!
Lynal: Let me Get up in this action, cause she's bat-shit and plain crazy. To think I'll go easy, I spit venom.(It's getting Hazy). You two a challenge? This battle was already took. I had more difficultly when I discovered my right hoof.

(Who won?
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