Puss N Boots vs. Ciphrus

*Electro Type Beat* MMMMMMM-HB RAP BATTLES!!!

Puss in Boots----
                      vs.
---------------------- Ciphrussssss!!!
Begin!!

Ciphrus: I spit undying heat on this beat; to tear apart this furry myth. I can't believe you agreed to battle me; I'm strapped with all types of Cosmic witt! Flee to San Lorenzo! This is one battle that you can not win. I'm too powerful for you Puss and you have no powers to help you defend. MY ONSLAUGHT OF POWER THAT CAUSE MONUMENTAL DAMAGE. The only thing interesting about this cat is how he learns to butcher Spanish! You side with a donkey and a Ogre? To bad no one can save you now. I could resurrect the dead but no need help his failed town. "The Face" won't spare my wrath nor provoke any type of mercy. I'm the strongest in my Universe; You're not the one, so you're not Worthy!

Puss in Boots: Another foe challenges the Legacy of...Puss in Boots? I did not think so, I shall rip you, Ciphrus, from your roots!(Enguard!)  I am the baddest feline in the world; Bandits fear my very presence. Defeat is your outcome, some may say it was even destined! Powers will be ineffective like in the neatherrealm, Puss will stand tall. It took a Journal full of notes that started your downfall! You will end up like the Bloodwolf but beaten helpless in submission. Then you will fall victim to the feline that claims Hero in this dimension! Your bars are worst than Toby and you look worst than any monster I have encountered. You will wished Alexander never summoned you and she'll regret that they ever found her. Flee from me Villain! Do not come engage with El Jefe! Now I will go to the Cantina and celebrate with a Leche.

Ciphrus: What's the matter kitten? You couldn't hurt me with those softpaws? Real shocker there since my existence lies in the breaking of cosmic laws. Then You cry over spilled Milk? I guess this feline is in trouble. Whatever skill you have the mic, I'd bet mine is surely doubled! You cameoed with some Lemurs, so better take refuge in Madagascar. Cause I got a Lion King reference for you! I'll toss you off just like Scar! Your luck is sure to run out and I'm impressed you made it this far. But your greed is what'll end you if we began to Spar. 

Puss N Boots: Impossible! You could not scare a mere kitten; but I will take you up on for that request, let us see if you can chew what you have bitten! Such a sour face you are, it rivals Kid
Pickles. Your puny attacks will not cause me even more than a tickle. You grey and yellow Welp, I will overpower with my blade. Slice you up like salami, there is no way you can be saved. Your gettin' buried Ciphrus like the Mole king. It'll take no less than a slap that'll have you questioning your being.

Who won?
Who's next?
MHB RAP BATTLES!

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