🌟MHB RAP BATTLES!!🌟
💫Kirigaya Kazuto💫 vs. Bret Bookspree!!
Begin!

Kirigaya Kazuto:

Just call me Kirito; on the Mic my stats are unmatched. He's untalented among his kind; he has no mark on his back! You want to square of with me? Foolish mistake on your part. Don't cross blades with me; unless you like swimming with the sharks. You're way over your head and I'll make one thing apparent. I won't be bested by a pony whose top fear is carrots! You're utterly despicable and your life started of miserable. I'll just finish you off here; since moveset's predictable! I inspire awe in my name; we don't bring villains down the same. You're just an overrated blank flank! Who stole his mother's mane!

Bret Bookspree:

Kirito's getting riled up, time to bring him back to earth. Cause if he thought he stood a chance, then he must've been dropped at birth. I have unmatched intellect and unrivaled quick witts. While you predict red dots in your face! How ridiculous can you get? I'm like a grey SuperNova with all this energy I have preserved. It'll be release in a hell of a ass whooping on this fairy when you deserve. Cause you failed your group and basically led them to a trap; so they died!!! RIP MOONLIT BLACK CATS. You got stuck in a game and I'll reduce you to tears. Now that I've mentioned your tragedy, I guess I struck a nerve-gear!

Kirigaya Kazuto:

I'll land more than a strike; I go faster in my wrath. I'd bet my life, your verse was just as revised as you past! I'll go undercover and expose your pathetic fear of sand, and you'll be soon regretting battling the black swordsman! I'm a winner in the end; won't stop swinging till its final. I guess we're both dressed in black, since you reside in the shadow of Lynal! I'll go on and on until you finally reach your demise. Take your glasses from you pal; since your biggest weakness is your eyes!

Bret Bookspree:

I'd bet you would exploit that weakness; but still your inexperience shows. Still in 2022 no-one can best Bret with flows! I'm the final boss on this level, worst than Kayaba, best avoid. Unless Yui wants to lose her father, you'd better flee or get destroyed! Asuna can crossover into my world; won't take long for me to beater. The only Excalibur you're worthy of holding is the one from Soul Eater! So you wanna talk about my eyes and go there,that's fine. But I wasn't the one who was cross-dressing in Gun Gale Online!

Kirigaya Kazuto:

I'm a legend in the virtual world! My dual wield comes in handy. When I slice up JaBronies for a death sweeter than Cotton Candy's! You're envy as Evergreen; I spit hotter than any volcano! But if you continue to battle now, you'll catch a Fatal Bullet for your KO! He doesn't know his own mentor and has no real education, but your book took a Forever Route and your death is the best Isolation! This pony claims he's got flow, but wouldn't go near large bodies of water! Like your inclusion with Applestem; Bret wasn't a bother.

Bret Bookspree:

It seems Kirigaya fell prey to a Diamond Dream and left his raps up to foster. I'm more in-Klein to face villains that are way stronger than any of your monsters. I'm an unmarked badass; fought Darren to the death! You'd think your flows have some spins with that fidget spinner on your chest! Its not wise to cross Bret, but if you try you'll find shame! You have no skill to rival me and now everypony will agree with that claim! I'll put you down for good and your attire will be dishevelled. Kirito, You've fallen short but you're known for not reaching the top level!

Kirigaya Kazuto:

You can't survive the skill I'm bringing; find an apple tree to go rest against. You assumed you were fly; but we all know you ain't no Pegasus! Sinon has her scope on you and what's left of your character growth. We'll sign your defeat with your downfall and we'll call it Blood Oath! Try dividing me by Zero and you'll find a black hole in that logic. You'll find I'm more untouchable to you like if I was a Immovable object!

Bret Bookspree:

I guess there'll be blood on my hooves; cause this battle's ending soon. I deal way more dps than any of Rosalina's goons! Weilder of the Forever Stone, your destroyer don't protest. Leaving you with hardships like you and your cousin with incest! Ain't no blade sharp enough to keep Bret Bookspree down! You're run of a mill, I'm deserving of the crown. You'll be joining Sachi now, and you won't be playing possum. Your defeat was well deserved, and in the words of Lynal it was Awesome!

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MHB RAP BATTLES!!