User has the abilities of error

Pros:
-user can produce yarn strings from their finger joints and eyes
-user can travel to other dimensions
-user can teleport
-user can create portals
-user has strong bones

Cons:
-user is likely to be short and unnaturally thin
-user will produce yarn constantly, maybe take up knitting?
-user can't predict where portals lead to
-user must control teleportation well
-user will glitch out

Weakness: embarrassment
User will glitch out and crash for a long time