Why not?

(Bold is Toga and normal is Uraraka. Also does anyone know the ship name for these two? I can't seem to find it anywhere.)

Hello this is your friendly neighborhood bloodsucker. I would like to offer you a chance to surrender your life to me so I can taste your blood and become you to get to my beautiful Izuku!

Uhh. I'm gonna block you.

No! Come on I'm lonely and none of the lov ever talks to me!

Lov? Who are you?

Himiko Toga!

This is Uraraka.

...I thought this was the loud bitchy ones number. Your the one I fought in the forest?

Yes so I get the feeling we shouldn't be talking.

Even though I don't like you cause your trying to steal my man from me please don't leave! If you do could you at least give me someone else's number.

First off I like girls...second I'm making cupcakes so give me a sec.

You like girls?

Mhm!

...what kind of cupcakes?

...uh strawberry chocolate...

Wah! I want one! The only thing we have here is some jam and I'm sick of it.

...what if I left a couple at a park. Then neither of us would reveal our address and you could eat some.

OMG yes please!! In return tomorrow I will leave you a knife!

Nope! You don't have to give me anything!

It's pink though...reminds me of your hero suit which is super nice btw.

Awe thank you! I thought it was kinda tight and showy.

A little but that just means you can use your gifts easier.

My gifts?

Nvm! Heading to the park!

Wait no we didn't agree which one!

*After a phone call and meet up*

Oh my gosh...these are so amazing. Why don't you open a freaking bakery! These taste better than blood!

I well geeze you got me all flustered hehe! >///< Thank you so much! Being a hero makes more money...

You are only a hero cause you want money? Also cute!!!

Well no...I want to help people too, that's just one of the main reasons.

Maybe after you have lived your life as a hero you can bake treats. Can we do this again the next time you make sweets?!

Sure!

*The next day*

Hey!

Oh hi Ochako-kun!

Eek! You gave me a nickname! That's so cute!! Your officially Toga-kun now!

Yay!!! 😊

I made creampuffs this morning and I was wondering if you wanted some!

Yes!

How about this time we see each other at the park? It's kinda risky but I want to see you eat it in person. This way you can also pick which topping you want.

Oooo! Alright let's do it!

One condition though.

?

No knives please.

...fine

Ty!

This is kinda like a date.

I...I don't know about that >w<

Would it be okay if it was?

What?

I'm just saying that your kinda nice and as a yandere it's my job to get obsessed with people I like.

...

I'm a really amazing girlfriend!

I...well...um...maybe just a chance.

Oki! That's all I need to make you love me! No one else better touch you my little cupcake!

Y-your what?!

The end