(Pig)

(Bold is Kami normal is Kiri)

Kiri I did something dumb please forgive me.

What did you do? Of course I'll forgive you.

I...bought us a pet to live with us in our dorm...

Awe cute. I didn't even know we could have pets.

We can't...

Oh...

Yeah...plus what I got probably wasn't the best...

What did you get?

...a um...

...

A pig...

...what

I got us a pig...

Why? Just why a pig?

Cause it was cute okay! And I've always wanted a pig!

Oh my gosh...

You said you'd  forgive me! Plus you haven't even met Hammy yet!

You named the pig Hammy?

Yeah it's a pig what else would I name it.

What the heck are we gonna do with a pig.

Treat him like he's our child.

I have a pig for a child.

Yep.

...a pig...

Yes a pig I thought we got over that. His name's Hammy and I love him.

My boyfriend loves a pig...

Yep.

....finnne we can keep him

Yessssss!

I can't believe I'm gonna live with a pig.

Or two...

What-

Plot twist...pig is a girl and has kids...so actually like five pigs...

Omfg